So I leave and start walking to my car when I notice someone standing next to it looking in the window. Strange I think. Maybe it is a Plain clothed officer getting ready to ticket me since I went over on the Parking Meter.
But no. That would be to easy. And things are never easy in my life. When I get completely across the street I see the guy is trying to pup the locks on my car with a coat hanger.(I had left my windows down about 2 inches)
I started to go back into the courthouse and grab a cop but decided I didn't want this guy to fuck up my car to much. So I walk up to the back of the car and ask him if he had a problem and needed some help. The dud jumps a bit and looks over at me. He says he had locked his keys in his car and was trying to get it unlocked. For a moment I thought maybe it wasn't my car. Just one that looks like it. So I back up a bit and look at the back... Nope, that is my License plate and that is my Magnetic Sodrel for Congress Bumper sticker on the tail.
So I look back up at the guy and told him I have the perfect solution. He asks what and backs away a bit. So I reach in my pocket and pull out my keys. Hilarity ensues as the guy tried to back up more, trips over the curb and falls on his ass.
To be honest the whole thing was a bit surreal. The guy just kinda looked up at me with this resigned "I am so screwed look" Kelley Heard, a City Officer pulls up about this time to say hi to me. I wave him out of this car and explain what had been going on to him. He grabs the guy and drags him into the Jail. I have to go through giving a statement and filing charges against the guy. He got laughed at quite a bit by pretty much everyone. Trying to steal a car in front of the Courthouse/jail/Police station is probably not the best way to stay out of jail.
The guy broke down crying while they were processing him. I felt sorry for him till I saw the scratches on my car when I finally got back out to it.
Anyway. I once again raise the question:
What is it about me that attracts stupid criminals. This is the 3rd time this year that I have had a run in with idiots trying to rob me or make my life hell. I live in a nice state with fairly low crime and a nice area overall. What the hell is going on here. Did one of you freaks curse me.
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Azizza had this to say about Pirotess:
What the hell is going on here. Did one of you freaks curse me.
Do you believe in Wicca NOW, mister smarty guy?!
Heh.
Cute thing to do with the car keys. At that point you flash your cutest, most innocent grin 
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I am NEVER targetted for crime. Dunno why, either.
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Azizza was listening to Cher while typing:
What the hell is going on here. Did one of you freaks curse me.
Oh sure! Blame us... I see how you are...
We laugh at your antics, and this is how you repay us?
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Kermitov painfully thought these words up:
I'll get you next time Azizza... NEXT TIIIIME
Muahahahahaa.... 
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
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"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
Me, mine was Stolen... i was packing it with all my stuff, i was moving out.
I putted a bleu cover over the stuff in my Caravan, Locked it up good and whent to take a shower, 10 minutes later, i come down and no more truck.
No more truck that i JUST finish fixing up
no more Things, only the closes on my back.
So, your lucky to get them first, because I Fond the Assholes that stole my truck, and I kick there ass so hard that i passed a night in jail.
Atlest you have people helping you with Justice, me , I hade to do my own because the cop dint think they hade nuff evedance ... THe Guy Fucking wearing my T-shirt that i Air-brushed my self ... With my %^%$#@ Name on it!!
But NOoooooooooo, cant be them, cant be them because they have 1/2 my fucking stuff in there appartment! Cant be them because My truck is in there Drive way!
At the end, A friend of the famely got me out, with no ... Papers.. folded on me, but they keeps my truck for "Investigation for 5 months then Stick me with a Bill for them keeping over 3500 ... the truck is worft 3000 ....
Anyhow... your lucky =)
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This one time, at Ukko PopaBear camp:
lol, well, atlest you still have YOUR car!Me, mine was Stolen... i was packing it with all my stuff, i was moving out.
I putted a bleu cover over the stuff in my Caravan, Locked it up good and whent to take a shower, 10 minutes later, i come down and no more truck.
No more truck that i JUST finish fixing up
no more Things, only the closes on my back.
So, your lucky to get them first, because I Fond the Assholes that stole my truck, and I kick there ass so hard that i passed a night in jail.
Atlest you have people helping you with Justice, me , I hade to do my own because the cop dint think they hade nuff evedance ... THe Guy Fucking wearing my T-shirt that i Air-brushed my self ... With my %^%$#@ Name on it!!
But NOoooooooooo, cant be them, cant be them because they have 1/2 my fucking stuff in there appartment! Cant be them because My truck is in there Drive way!
At the end, A friend of the famely got me out, with no ... Papers.. folded on me, but they keeps my truck for "Investigation for 5 months then Stick me with a Bill for them keeping over 3500 ... the truck is worft 3000 ....
Anyhow... your lucky =)
Shit.. Please tell me that your air brushing supplies wern't in the truck.. Those are so expensive
My airbursh stuff, compresor, paint, everything
My closes, my work boots, my Leather "Mad-max" motorcycle boots.
My Harley riders jaket, my ww2 motor cycle Gloves (Leater)
My Mediavel costumes (all 6 of them)
Prety much everything but my wallet and and my durty lundery ... and i just made lundery
*sigh*
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At that point you flash your cutest, most innocent grin.
Do you have one of those, Az? 
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Gunslinger Moogle said this about your mom:
This reminds me of the guys in City of Heroes. Nowhere like Paragon City to try to steal an old lady's purse in broad daylight on the sidewalk.
I break into hysterics every time I see a cop getting mugged.
AAAGH!
