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Topic: Which giant robot do you think will win this battle royale?
Kennatsu
hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
posted 05-24-2004 06:39:33 PM
The contestants are...

Devastator (Constructicon Team)
Superion (Aerialbot Team)
Menasor (Stunticon Team)
Defensor (Rescuebut(??) Team)
Bruticus (Combaticon Team)
Computron (Technobot Team)
Optimus Prime (in Super Mode)
Voltron (Castle of Lions Team)
Mighty Orbots
Megas XLR

*pushes Unicron away* No, you can't enter this contest. You're too overqualified.

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 05-24-2004 06:40:26 PM
Mecha Godzilla
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 05-24-2004 06:40:51 PM
Megas!
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 05-24-2004 06:44:23 PM
quote:
Kennatsu had this to say about Tron:
The contestants are...

Devastator (Constructicon Team)
Superion (Aerialbot Team)
Menasor (Stunticon Team) - I refuse to Aknoledge the existance of this abomination.
Defensor (Rescuebut(??) Team) - I refuse to Aknoledge the existance of this abomination.
Bruticus (Combaticon Team)
Computron (Technobot Team)- I refuse to Aknoledge the existance of this abomination.
Optimus Prime (in Super Mode) - I refuse to Aknoledge the existance of this abomination.
Voltron (Castle of Lions Team)
Mighty Orbots
Megas XLR

*pushes Unicron away* No, you can't enter this contest. You're too overqualified.



Voltron, the Original.

Orbots for Comic Value


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 05-24-2004 06:48:36 PM

GIIIIIIIIANT ROBOT!!!

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 05-24-2004 06:54:40 PM

LET'S GO GEKIGANGER!!~!!1!ONE!

Mightion Defensor
posted 05-24-2004 06:56:01 PM
Defensor. The five Protectobots combined.
diadem
eet bugz
posted 05-24-2004 06:56:05 PM
Archdemon Baal.. i mean Eva 01
play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 05-24-2004 06:57:32 PM
I dunno, but the Dinobots could take any of 'em.
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 05-24-2004 06:57:37 PM
quote:
diadem wrote this stupid crap:
Archdemon Baal

Who would win in a fight between Unicron and Uber Prinny Baal?

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 05-24-2004 06:58:40 PM
quote:
Sakkra had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Mecha Godzilla

GODZILLA! RAR!

I support this!

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 05-24-2004 07:12:16 PM
Willias
Pancake
posted 05-24-2004 07:14:40 PM
Megas XLR.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-24-2004 07:19:05 PM
Mecha Godzilla has hundreds of weapons at his disposal.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 05-24-2004 07:23:30 PM
OR, when Dragonzord, Titanus, and the Megazord combine their powers they become the invulnerable, inpregnable, and sometimes intolerable...

ULTRAZORD!!!

DUN DUN DUN DUN!!!!

Mr. Gainsborough fucked around with this message on 05-24-2004 at 07:30 PM.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-24-2004 07:25:38 PM
The only thing that the Power Rangers has going for it is that at any time during their team changes, I would have banged one of them.
Kael
Whistlepig
posted 05-24-2004 07:26:24 PM
Megas. All will fall before...The Jammer.
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 05-24-2004 07:28:21 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Sakkra:

He so sexay!

Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 05-24-2004 07:35:23 PM
Predaking! *Followed Closely by Megas* I didn't choose Prime because "Super Mode" Is not the true prime.
Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 05-24-2004 07:38:11 PM
You're all fools. Nothing can defeat Optimus Prime.
Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 05-24-2004 07:40:35 PM
I vote for Gigantor.
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 05-24-2004 07:45:05 PM
quote:
Nae said this about your mom:
GODZILLA! RAR!

I support this!


I support Nae's decision. After watching Godzilla movie(s) at her house...I can't not vote for Godzilla.

diadem
eet bugz
posted 05-24-2004 07:52:09 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Who would win in a fight between Unicron and Uber Prinny Baal?

have you SEEN the air/a pure heart for you/death/rebirth movies?
he destroyed existance

innourk, i feel like a dork in this thread

then again, I haven't seen Unircon.. who's prinny ball?

diadem fucked around with this message on 05-24-2004 at 07:53 PM.

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 05-24-2004 07:53:47 PM
quote:
diadem stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
have you SEEN the air/a pure heart for you/death/rebirth movies?

Nope. The only time I've seen Unicron was when he was a junked head floating in space.

And Uber Prinny Baal is the dude that you get to fight after beating normal Baal. Lv.6000, makes normal Baal look like a pussy.

JooJooFlop fucked around with this message on 05-24-2004 at 07:55 PM.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
diadem
eet bugz
posted 05-24-2004 07:56:59 PM
quote:
So quoth JooJooFlop:
Nope. The only time I've seen Unicron was when he was a junked head floating in space.

was talking about the eva movies (big eva spoiler) eva 01 was modeled after the demon baal... the secret orginization seli knew there was a heaven and hell, and knew they were going to hell, so they wanted to basicly hit the reset switch on all of existance... and they used eva 01 as their pawn (baal from the christan relegion, not the ancient one)

diadem fucked around with this message on 05-24-2004 at 08:01 PM.

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 05-24-2004 09:07:10 PM
5 Lions Voltron.
I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 05-24-2004 09:42:21 PM
What the hell anime was it where the guys from mars or jupiter or something thought that GEKIGANGER was the bible?
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 05-24-2004 09:43:25 PM
quote:
Y.O.T.C obviously shouldn't have said:
What the hell anime was it where the guys from mars or jupiter or something thought that GEKIGANGER was the bible?

Martian Successor Nadesico

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 05-24-2004 09:50:53 PM
quote:
Faelynn LeAndris said this about your mom:
Voltron, the Original.

Orbots for Comic Value


word

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 05-24-2004 09:52:30 PM
quote:
So quoth Mr. Gainsborough:
Martian Successor Nadesico

good series

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 05-24-2004 09:53:27 PM
quote:
Y.O.T.C painfully thought these words up:
good series

Yeah, it was.

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 05-24-2004 10:29:09 PM
I'd slap an injunction on all their candy asses!
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 05-24-2004 10:37:50 PM
Ba weep gra na weep ninny bon!
Peter
Pancake
posted 05-24-2004 11:03:41 PM
The Macross/SDF1
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 05-24-2004 11:24:03 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Peter:
The Macross/SDF1

That thing sucked ass.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 05-25-2004 12:34:24 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael was all like:
That thing sucked ass.

Yes, and no. It was crap because it was patched together by people that didn't understand it. But it still had enough power to wipe out all the others in one shot. Hell, in an "oops!" moment, it wiped out an entire city.

Honestly, I think the SDF-1 is too powerful for this discussion. It could have soloed Unicron. Add in the Veritechs and Destroids, and none of the robots in this discussion would have stood any chance at all.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 05-25-2004 01:00:45 AM
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 05-25-2004 01:03:20 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Caanis Lupus:

Is that the toaster dog from Secret of Evermore?

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 05-25-2004 01:21:47 AM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by JooJooFlop:
Is that the toaster dog from Secret of Evermore?

No, that's K*9 from Doctor Who. He was one of the most popular sidekicks in the series.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Timpofee
Mancake
posted 05-25-2004 01:43:22 PM
Im sorry but...
Metroplex owns you all!

*slinks off to lurk where its safe*

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