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Topic: This guy is going to die at the age of 25
Aaron (the good one)
posted 05-24-2004 01:56:05 AM

From hygiene alone

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 05-24-2004 02:00:29 AM
I can only shudder when I think of what's living in that bottle pile.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 05-24-2004 02:01:26 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Karnaj wrote:
I can only shudder when I think of what's living in that bottle pile.

Me, for starters.

See if you can spot my eye.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Ctrl-Alt-Del
Pancake
posted 05-24-2004 02:01:29 AM
I wonder how much he could get it he cashed in all those bottles and cans
Ryuujin
posted 05-24-2004 02:14:39 AM
Look at all the wadded up tissues...and the white stain on the chair...
Aaron (the good one)
posted 05-24-2004 02:17:06 AM
The curtains!
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Dave
)_(
posted 05-24-2004 02:20:02 AM
Must be an everquest player.
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 05-24-2004 02:33:46 AM
I have a trash pile about the same size, however, It's much further away from my chair.
Gadani
U
posted 05-24-2004 02:35:45 AM
I have a trash can. I empty it regularly.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 05-24-2004 02:41:38 AM
Yes maybe. But once he has got his sixth character to level 65 he will laugh at you all!
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Aaron (the good one)
posted 05-24-2004 02:43:09 AM
quote:
That damn dirty Tarquinn rudely interrupted me to say;
Yes maybe. But once he has got his sixth character to level 65 he will laugh at you all!

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Dave
)_(
posted 05-24-2004 05:44:36 AM
quote:
Tarquinn enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Yes maybe. But once he has got his sixth character to level 65 he will laugh at you all!

Leveling to 65 is an easy task, gearing even one character up is a never ending battle.

Dave fucked around with this message on 05-24-2004 at 05:45 AM.

Broadzilla
Pancake
posted 05-24-2004 06:40:00 AM
I have the same exact chair as that guy.
"I like lesbians with a giddy delight. If I had my own pair, I'd jack off every night."
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me."
"There are easier things in life then finding a good guy like nailing Jell-0 to a tree."

[T E C H N O D R O M E] // [E R I N E Y ' S M I N D]

diadem
eet bugz
posted 05-24-2004 07:07:12 AM
omg newbs, like he has time to deal with trivial shit like cleaning
play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Peter
Pancake
posted 05-24-2004 08:07:18 AM
quote:
This one time, at Delphi Aegis camp:
I have a trash pile about the same size, however, It's much further away from my chair.

Dude...This is somehting you don't want to one up a person on.

Naj
I asked for a title and didn't get banned!
posted 05-24-2004 01:28:45 PM
Atleast he keeps a comb handy, it almost justifies the rest.
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 05-24-2004 03:10:50 PM
That's disgusting.
Jania Arindelil
Is really cute and cuddly... just needs a hug
posted 05-24-2004 03:35:27 PM
I'm amazed he actually has an orange juice box in there.

Jania Arindelil
Dragon Guardian, Grandmaster Archer
Very Cranky Person
"I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career." - Darwin Mayflower
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 05-24-2004 04:25:08 PM
quote:
Liam wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
That's disgusting.
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 05-24-2004 04:37:12 PM
And I thought a 6pk worth of bottles or cans on my desk was cause for getting grossed out. *shudders*
Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 05-24-2004 05:00:18 PM
quote:
Broadzilla Model 2000 was programmed to say:
I have the same exact chair as that guy.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 05-24-2004 05:07:23 PM
Mortious clutches his head, screaming.
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 05-24-2004 05:08:10 PM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Mortious clutches his head, screaming.

Mort the Neat Freak's Worst Nightmare!

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Damnati
Filthy
posted 05-24-2004 05:15:56 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Katrinity!
Mort the Neat Freak's Worst Nightmare!

I must share Mort's reaction. That room is disgusting. How can anyone live like that?

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 05-24-2004 06:00:00 PM
quote:
Maho enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
I must share Mort's reaction. That room is disgusting. How can anyone live like that?

I feel bad with my two empty cans.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 05-24-2004 06:04:59 PM

Check it out! I'm neat!

Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 05-24-2004 06:07:08 PM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough had this to say about Tron:

Check it out! I'm neat!


Interesting room. nice and neat though..

I agree with others. I am disgusted with the state of my place and it is what most people would consider clean.

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 05-24-2004 06:21:34 PM
Over the summer, my room becomes a gathering place for Mountain Dew cans. I've made a few dollars in refunds off my room alone before.
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 05-24-2004 06:29:16 PM
quote:
Broadzilla had this to say about Punky Brewster:
I have the same exact chair as that guy.
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 05-25-2004 12:05:30 AM
quote:
Mortious Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Mortious clutches his head, screaming.

Premiering this season! The Really Odd Couple, starring Mort the Neat Freak and Disgusto-Boy!

Lyinar Ka`Bael fucked around with this message on 05-25-2004 at 12:05 AM.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

MorbId
Pancake
posted 05-25-2004 12:12:14 AM
quote:
This guy is going to die at the age of 25

No. Instead, he will be absorbed into the pile and become part of it, forever.

MorbId fucked around with this message on 05-25-2004 at 12:12 AM.

Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 05-25-2004 12:39:04 AM
My place is filthy, but I'll never let it go that bad.

Well actually, there are peeps that are far worse than him. For example the crazy cat lady that keeps 30+ cats in her home. Now that's disgusting.

Freschel Spindrift fucked around with this message on 05-25-2004 at 12:41 AM.

Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 05-25-2004 12:40:08 AM
quote:
And now, we sprinkle MorbId liberally with Old Spice!
No. Instead, he will be absorbed into the pile and become part of it, forever.

We are Pile. We are one.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 05-25-2004 12:57:43 AM
quote:
Karnaj thought about the meaning of life:
We are Pile. We are one.

Going for the part of Trash Heap in Fraggle Rock: The Movie?

I often have a few bottles or cans on/near my desk, and maybe the plate last night's supper was on. But to have something like that is just disgusting.

(Yes, I eat at my desk. Hell, I have a pepper grinder at my desk because I eat there so much. But that desk's just sick.)

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Aaron (the good one)
posted 05-25-2004 02:23:25 AM

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Tal NSFW!!
Pancake
posted 05-25-2004 06:05:57 AM
The first picture in the thread was not of a guy's room..

It's Tori's Apartment. See, she pretends to like Mt Dew like a sane human being, but in relaity, SHE DRINKS COKE!

No wonder whe never turns on the webcam.

Led
*kaboom*
posted 05-25-2004 07:47:38 AM
I drink cans, not bottles... and even my pile never got that huge
indegloriafeestbeest
Not Smart
posted 05-25-2004 10:04:52 AM
....and this from the country who invented trash compactors......
SHEEHS!
you're born as a child and you die like a child..... inbetween you have a identitycrisis.....
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 05-25-2004 10:12:10 AM
quote:
indegloriafeestbeest Model 2000 was programmed to say:
....and this from the country who invented trash compactors......
SHEEHS!

That poor homeless guy obviously is living in one.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Ares
posted 05-25-2004 01:29:49 PM
That's gross.. The only stuff I have around my computer are papers, games and CDs. Nothing edible.
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