"I like lesbians with a giddy delight. If I had my own pair, I'd jack off every night." "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me." "There are easier things in life then finding a good guy like nailing Jell-0 to a tree."
Cookie Goddess Supreme Furry Kitsune of Power! Pouncer of the 12th degree! "Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!" Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"