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Topic: When was the last time you "masterbated"
Cookie Monster
Pancake
posted 05-09-2004 08:57:16 PM
so exactly how long was it? god its been two weeks here
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 05-09-2004 08:57:33 PM
Last night.
Suddar
posted 05-09-2004 08:58:18 PM
I lost my penis in an unfortunate smelting accident.
Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 05-09-2004 09:04:26 PM
Masterbated? Never.

Bummey the Fool fucked around with this message on 05-09-2004 at 09:05 PM.

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 05-09-2004 09:05:39 PM
Why did you feel the need to put "masterbated" in quotes? Is it a euphemism for something else?



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Cookie Monster
Pancake
posted 05-09-2004 09:07:06 PM
quote:
Gunslinger Moogle stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Why did you feel the need to put "masterbated" in quotes? Is it a euphemism for something else?

hmmmm actually i just wanted too ;D

Suddar
posted 05-09-2004 09:08:01 PM
bla
New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 05-09-2004 09:13:43 PM
5 minutes ago!
What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 05-09-2004 09:13:52 PM
It's none of your business, pervert.
Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 05-09-2004 09:15:15 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Aury stammered:
It's none of your business, pervert.

Go ahead and humor him, it's not like he's asking the last time you masturbated, or something.

Skaw
posted 05-09-2004 09:17:46 PM
I haven't been fishing in years.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 05-09-2004 09:19:45 PM
If my "masturbate", you mean vote a thread TOTAL CRAP, then about 20 seconds ago.
Zair
The Imp
posted 05-09-2004 09:20:44 PM
1998
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 05-09-2004 09:20:47 PM
Colonel Mustard in the study with the N-Gage.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 05-09-2004 09:21:58 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Sakkra said:
Colonel Mustard in the study with the N-Gage.

Why would you hit someone with an N-Gage? Wouldn't like an Atari Jaguar do more damage... and possibly leave a larger scar?

Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 05-09-2004 09:23:27 PM
"twas the night before christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse..."
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Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 05-09-2004 09:23:38 PM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough impressed everyone with:
Why would you hit someone with an N-Gage? Wouldn't like an Atari Jaguar do more damage... and possibly leave a larger scar?

I read what Sakkra said completely differently... I won't even go into it.

 
can you please fix my title
posted 05-09-2004 09:27:20 PM
when you have a wallet like mine you can pay others to do it for you........thus I CRUSH YOU!!!
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Ares
posted 05-09-2004 09:28:47 PM
The Flying Zebra
Sexist
posted 05-09-2004 09:38:22 PM
I'm doing it right now.

Damn, now I gotta clean my keyboard.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 05-09-2004 09:40:32 PM
When was the last time your "braincells" fired

so exactly how long was it? im guessing never for you

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Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 05-09-2004 09:44:39 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Bummey the Fool was all like:
I read what Sakkra said completely differently... I won't even go into it.

Same here...but how the hell would you do that to someone with an N-Gage?




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 05-09-2004 09:45:58 PM
in that case.. Two weeks ago. I've been sick. >.<
Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 05-09-2004 09:46:37 PM
quote:
Cookie Monster was naked while typing this:
so exactly how long was it? god its been two weeks here

You mean people stop?

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 05-09-2004 09:54:52 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Gunslinger Moogle wrote:
Same here...but how the hell would you do that to someone with an N-Gage?

*shows moogle an intricate diagram*

Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 05-09-2004 09:55:53 PM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough had this to say about John Romero:
*shows moogle an intricate diagram*

Experienced in this matter, eh?

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 05-09-2004 10:03:32 PM
quote:
Bummey the Fool said this about your mom:
Experienced in this matter, eh?

I was young and naive!

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 05-09-2004 10:16:21 PM
quote:
From the book of Mr. Gainsborough, chapter 3, verse 16:
I was young and naive!

STOP USING THAT TAG

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 05-09-2004 10:17:30 PM
quote:
Kegwen got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
STOP USING THAT TAG

NO U

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 05-09-2004 10:18:37 PM
quote:
Liam was naked while typing this:
NO U

U FIRST FAG

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 05-09-2004 10:21:33 PM
5 hours ago in the shower
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Steven Steve
posted 05-09-2004 10:28:48 PM
quote:
Verily, Mr. Gainsborough doth proclaim:
If only Aeris was real!
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Led
*kaboom*
posted 05-09-2004 11:06:23 PM
Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-09-2004 11:08:27 PM
Three minutes from now.
Maradon!
posted 05-09-2004 11:30:30 PM
In progress as I write this.
Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 05-09-2004 11:57:18 PM
About 10 seconds ago, all over the back of your head. You might not want to lie down or comb your hair or anything.
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 05-10-2004 12:54:07 AM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Gunslinger Moogle said this:
Why did you feel the need to put "masterbated" in quotes? Is it a euphemism for something else?

I think it's a euphemism for "greasing the weasel".

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
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Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Jania Arindelil
Is really cute and cuddly... just needs a hug
posted 05-10-2004 02:43:46 AM
quote:
Callalron had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
I think it's a euphemism for "greasing the weasel".

Disciplining Greedo.

whoops this is Dymus on Jan's computer

Jania Arindelil fucked around with this message on 05-10-2004 at 02:45 AM.


Jania Arindelil
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-10-2004 02:51:57 AM
Coaxing the cyclops.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 05-10-2004 02:56:49 AM
Throttling the Naga.
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