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Topic: Okay, dudes, pay attention...
Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-07-2004 03:47:06 PM
In this thread, we're all going to keep about our normal business until Maradon comes into it. Then...

...we beat the shit out of him.

Okay, everyone act natural.

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 05-07-2004 03:48:57 PM
What if your normal business is to beat the shit out of Maradon?
Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 05-07-2004 03:51:26 PM
*Nods slightly*

Beer anyone..?

'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 05-07-2004 03:52:58 PM
*stands nonchalantly, cricket bat hidden neatly behind his back*
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 05-07-2004 03:54:16 PM
Ok.

*happily munches on a green onion*

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 05-07-2004 03:54:19 PM
Seriously. I break legs for a living. I'll think he'll suspect something.
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 05-07-2004 03:56:34 PM
quote:
This one time, at Gydyon camp:
Seriously. I break legs for a living. I'll think he'll suspect something.

Hardly. You're a legitimate businessman, and if anyone says otherwise they break their legs somehow.

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 05-07-2004 04:01:27 PM
So we're arranging for him to receive a paid vacation, courtesy of insurance?

I can live with that.

(*shuffles a deck of playing cards*)

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Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 05-07-2004 04:07:12 PM
*does some funny gun tricks*



moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
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Mightion Defensor
posted 05-07-2004 04:09:05 PM
* picks up his legally-licensed-from-Parcelan crowbar of Righteousness!
CBTao
Pancake
posted 05-07-2004 04:11:09 PM
-Stares at the heap that was Maradon in the corner-

um guys, shouldn't you let me know about these sort of things ahead of time?

he kinda...pissed me off last night, I had to take steps.

you can get Deth mebbie...

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 05-07-2004 04:15:23 PM
*enters, wearing his brand new Maradon mask*

Hey guys, check out my new OH SHI

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 05-07-2004 04:22:24 PM
*talks about Aerith*
diadem
eet bugz
posted 05-07-2004 04:31:36 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Pirotess:
*enters, wearing his brand new Maradon mask*

Hey guys, check out my new OH SHI


*pounces on Karnaj with a giant club, screaming with wide ravnous eyes*

IT TIME TA PAY DA PIPER

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 05-07-2004 04:41:02 PM
POSTWHOREING!
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-07-2004 05:06:37 PM
*looks up from her sketchbook* right then... *goes back to drawing*
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 05-07-2004 05:06:40 PM
*throws an X-box at Mara-naj*
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Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 05-07-2004 05:15:09 PM
I like swords.
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-07-2004 05:23:00 PM
Okay, if your normal business is to beat the shit out of someone...wear a mask or something.

And someone put Karnaj in the closet or something.

Zair
The Imp
posted 05-07-2004 05:28:47 PM
*takes a nap in a chair*
Dymus Arindelil
I betcha its pink. Jania seems like the type to wear pink undies.
posted 05-07-2004 08:51:10 PM
*wanders in with the keys to Deth's bioreactor swinging on a cast iron key ring*

Gonna need these, boyos.

I know what color underwear Jania wears. So there

Run through the cold of the night, as passion burns in your heart.
Ready to fight, a knife held close by your side
Like a proud wolf alone in the dark with eyes that watch the world

-"Small Two of Pieces"
Captain Hagrid Starcrust III
Pancake
posted 05-07-2004 11:21:49 PM
If we are to act normal, then I shall act as if I am not maradon.

For I truely am not maradon.

Ah this will be fun when maradon shows up and we beat the crap out of him!

Tally of foods I haven't fucked up:
  • Grilled Cheese
  • Home Fries
  • Tuna Salad Sandwich
  • Hard boiled egg
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  • Dymus Arindelil
    I betcha its pink. Jania seems like the type to wear pink undies.
    posted 05-08-2004 01:27:50 AM
    quote:
    Captain Hagrid Starcrust III had this to say about Pirotess:
    If we are to act normal, then I shall act as if I am not maradon.

    For I truely am not maradon.

    Ah this will be fun when maradon shows up and we beat the crap out of him!


    grab your duck stick, donnie.

    I know what color underwear Jania wears. So there

    Run through the cold of the night, as passion burns in your heart.
    Ready to fight, a knife held close by your side
    Like a proud wolf alone in the dark with eyes that watch the world

    -"Small Two of Pieces"
    Abbikat
    Tastes best with pudding
    posted 05-08-2004 04:43:42 AM
    quote:
    Dymus Arindelil had this to say about Duck Tales:
    grab your duck stick, donnie.

    QUACK!




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    Elvish Crack Piper
    Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
    posted 05-08-2004 06:01:33 AM
    quote:
    diadem was listening to Cher while typing:
    *pounces on Karnaj with a giant club, screaming with wide ravnous eyes*

    IT TIME TA PAY DA PIPER


    Sweet!

    Whatdyja get me?

    (Insert Funny Phrase Here)
    Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
    I posted in a title changing thread.
    posted 05-08-2004 11:14:05 AM
    quote:
    Elvish Crack Piper had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
    Sweet!

    Whatdyja get me?


    bran.

    Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
    "All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
    *Also Lyinar's attack panda

    sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

    Jajahotep
    Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
    posted 05-08-2004 11:36:22 AM
    quote:
    Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
    brains.

    Mightion Defensor
    posted 05-08-2004 11:38:40 AM
    quote:
    Nobody really understood why Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael wrote:
    bran.

    Such a moving gift.

    Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
    I posted in a title changing thread.
    posted 05-08-2004 11:41:17 AM
    quote:
    Jajahotep's account was hax0red to write:
    [QB][/QB]

    Shall I tell the brains story, Jaja?

    Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
    "All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
    *Also Lyinar's attack panda

    sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

    Jajahotep
    Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
    posted 05-08-2004 11:48:55 AM
    quote:
    Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael stopped looking at Pandas long enough to write:
    Shall I tell the brains story, Jaja?

    Nah, we wouldn't want to do that.

    Mightion Defensor
    posted 05-08-2004 12:25:38 PM
    quote:
    Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael said this about your mom:
    Shall I tell the brains story, Jaja?

    STORY.

    C'mon, it's funny.

    Jajahotep
    Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
    posted 05-08-2004 05:31:09 PM
    quote:
    Everyone wondered WTF when Mightion Defensor wrote:
    STORY.

    C'mon, it's funny.


    ARGH! Fine! I'll tell it!

    Once when Dethy and I were little (I must have been around 9 or 10), we were goofing around. He was chasing me and going "Braaaiiiins brrraaaaaaaaiiiiins" and as I ran down the hallway to our parents bedroom I shrieked out "I DON'T HAVE ANY!!" thinking it would make him stop. It did, of course, but only because he was laughing.

    So there.

    Everyone happy?

    Now, back on topic.

    Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
    I posted in a title changing thread.
    posted 05-09-2004 11:22:15 AM
    You lack storytelling mojo.
    Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
    "All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
    *Also Lyinar's attack panda

    sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

    Jajahotep
    Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
    posted 05-09-2004 12:07:30 PM
    quote:
    Everyone wondered WTF when Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael wrote:
    You lack storytelling mojo.

    Yes, yes I do.

    Steven Steve
    posted 05-09-2004 12:13:50 PM
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