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Topic: New findings on shape of the universe
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-16-2004 12:40:55 PM
It's a freakin' horn...or so suggests the new evidence.

My favorite part of the article:

quote:
Both of the crucial observations are still ambiguous, however, and may be statistical flukes. Over the next year or so, WMAP and other experiments will test whether large blobs really are lacking and whether small ones really are elliptical.

If they are, then our Universe is curved like a Pringle, shaped like a horn, and named after a Star Trek character. You could not make it up.


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Beer.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 04-16-2004 12:42:41 PM
Yeah, read about it this morning at work.
Quite interesting. Picard would be proud.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 04-16-2004 12:45:33 PM
Heh, I remember finding the volume and surface area of an infinitely long shape like this in calculus.

Anyway, that's pretty cool.

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Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 04-16-2004 12:47:32 PM
Sphere
"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 04-16-2004 12:50:08 PM
quote:
Inferno-Spirit said this about your mom:
Sphere

That was a stupid movie.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 04-16-2004 12:50:45 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Tarquinn wrote:
That was a stupid movie.

It was a book. Fuck that movie nonsense.

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 04-16-2004 12:53:33 PM
quote:
Inferno-Spirit's fortune cookie read:
It was a book. Fuck that movie nonsense.

I hope the book had a better ending.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 04-16-2004 12:58:19 PM
quote:
Tarquinn's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
That was a stupid movie.

There was no movie only the book. I refuse to believe the movie exhisted, but it was only a bad dream.

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Suddar
posted 04-16-2004 01:06:22 PM
First: I hope to see mysteries of space such as this solved in my lifetime.

Second: If space really is finite, what exists outside of it? Does anything? Is there a larger existance? Goddamn.

 
can you please fix my title
posted 04-16-2004 01:08:01 PM
quote:
Suddar wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
First: I hope to see mysteries of space such as this solved in my lifetime.

Second: If space really is finite, what exists outside of it? Does anything? Is there a larger existance? Goddamn.


well you rember MIB II? we are just lving in the locker of some other races trainstation

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Brahmin Bloodlust
High Priest of Drysart
posted 04-16-2004 01:12:35 PM
quote:
Suddar painfully thought these words up:
If space really is finite, what exists outside of it? Does anything? Is there a larger existance? Goddamn.

Our universe is just a galaxy for another universe. And that universe is just a galaxy to another universe. Our universe is just a small speck in the grand scheme of things.

Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 04-16-2004 01:24:56 PM
quote:
Karnaj probably says this to all the girls:
Both of the crucial observations are still ambiguous, however, and may be statistical flukes.

Not that it really matters what shape our universe is, as we won't be exploring it anytime soon.

Just more wasted money that should be spent on more important things.

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Maradon!
posted 04-16-2004 01:34:03 PM
quote:
Peanut butter ass Shaq Reynar booooze lime pole over bench lick:
Just more wasted money that should be spent on more important things.

Actually, money invested in astrophysics is not only tantamount to money invested in mankind's philisophical development, but developments in astrophysics lead to a better understanding of the mechanics of our universe and thereby better control over our universe.

So in other words, you're completely wrong. In the grandest scheme, there is nothing more important than astrophysics.

Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 04-16-2004 01:48:29 PM
quote:
Maradon! got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Actually, money invested in astrophysics is not only tantamount to money invested in mankind's philisophical development, but developments in astrophysics lead to a better understanding of the mechanics of our universe and thereby better control over our universe.

So in other words, you're completely wrong. In the grandest scheme, there is nothing more important than astrophysics.


Please tell me, how determining the shape of our universe will give us any better control over it then we previously had? What a rediculous statement.

We dont even understand the basic functions of our universe, spending money to know it's shape is highly unlikely to provide any answers. And even if they knew, it's still just a 'best guess' scenario, like everything. Finding the boundries of the universe is simply not possible by our current technology.

Where space does pay off is when we invest in tangible programs like going to the moon, or mars, etc. Those programs always yield new technologies that help us as a whole (microwave ovens, laser surgury, digital satellite networks).

But that's not what this is, it's simply guessing based on what they see through a telescope, not to mention the data is millions of years old at the very least.

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Lee Taxx0r
Pancake
posted 04-16-2004 02:41:18 PM
I was told it was shaped like a tulip. I don't know what tulips look like.
Noxhil
Pancake
posted 04-16-2004 03:03:12 PM
quote:
Reynar had this to say about dark elf butts:
Please tell me, how determining the shape of our universe will give us any better control over it then we previously had? What a rediculous statement.

We dont even understand the basic functions of our universe, spending money to know it's shape is highly unlikely to provide any answers. Finding the boundries of the universe is simply not possible by our current technology.

Where space does pay off is when we invest in tangible programs like going to the moon, or mars, etc. Those programs always yield new technologies that help us as a whole (microwave ovens, laser surgury, digital satellite networks).

...not to mention the data is millions of years old at the very least.


Hrm, I don't agree with you. First off, I don't think that it is ridiculous to state that this will give us better control over the universe. You cannot have practical science without any type of theory or hypothesis behind it; THAT is simply absurd. The other thing that bugged me was your insinuiation that this doesn't yield any new technologies, but going to Mars (or the Moon) will. Exploration will always cause the creation of new technologies, but we don't necessarily have to be there. To study this new phenomena, maybe they will have to figure out some new way to study things that are *very* far away, is that not new technology?

I know you'll say, "But these don't help us" so I will just use a rebuttal here. Do you think that there would have been *any* support for the Space Program in the 60's/70's if the U.S. was not competing with the Soviet Union? This is easy- no. I'm sure the argument then would've been (if not for competiton with the USSR) "They don't give us any anything!!!" Look what it [exploration] gave us, if people had not been to space or had to *ahem* go to the moon, people would have never even been able to study the properties of places other than the Earth, and thus the environment would not have existed for innovation.

What exactly does this mean? Well... Galileo studied the stars with his telescope 400 years ago and imagined what would've been. Guess what we are doing? Would you have preferred that he went on a boat to Cuba etc because was the only thing that would've been beneficial. I mean... who needs those dumb telescopes anyway?

And let's face it... the amount of money spent on this project is VERY negligible in comparision to Monkey-Man's send an American to Mars charade.

Hugin
Pancake
posted 04-16-2004 04:02:15 PM
Observations of the universe on extreme ends of our scales give us data which is valuable when it comes to validating our theoretical models. Quantum Physics arose when we noted that our current rules broke down over very small scales of time, space and energy. From those findings many useful things have arisen.

We tend to notice the large discreptancies at the extremes and after formulating the theory to explain them exploit that knowledge on more everyday problems.

"The individual must not merely wait and criticize, he must defend the cause the best he can.
The fate of the world will be such as the world deserves." - Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 04-16-2004 04:05:51 PM
Knew this'd get a reply out of you, Hugin.
Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 04-16-2004 04:20:31 PM
quote:
So quoth Hugin:
Observations of the universe on extreme ends of our scales give us data which is valuable when it comes to validating our theoretical models. Quantum Physics arose when we noted that our current rules broke down over very small scales of time, space and energy. From those findings many useful things have arisen.

We tend to notice the large discreptancies at the extremes and after formulating the theory to explain them exploit that knowledge on more everyday problems.


Except that Quantum Physics came independant of the exploration of the universe, so Im not sure how that's relevant to this. They've been working on it since before the 1920's, as it was evident from the study of just the things on our own planet, that there was something more.

Quantum Physics was just the next logical step in our technological evolution.

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 04-16-2004 04:23:21 PM
I bet it's round. it would make sense... or maybe thats just me. if it IS just me, get drunk or high, then try telling me why it doesnt make sense.


oh, can I get a million dollars for that if I'm right?

Manticore fucked around with this message on 04-16-2004 at 04:23 PM.

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Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 04-16-2004 04:25:23 PM
quote:
Manticore wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I bet it's round. it would make sense... or maybe thats just me. if it IS just me, get drunk or high, then try telling me why it doesnt make sense.


oh, can I get a million dollars for that if I'm right?


I have 2 buttons and a set of nail clippers in my pocket, you can have those

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Naimah
In a Fire
posted 04-16-2004 05:02:19 PM
The problem with the 'we don't get anything out of it' argument is that right now it may be true. However, in two, twenty, or two-hundred years this research may lay the groundwork for a breakthrough idea. Franklin screwing around with electricity two-hundred years ago was the tantamount of useless at the time. In the present though we see that his useless endevors drive our entire society.

In the end, knowledge is never useless. Seeking out every new idea possible should be the endevor of our race because, when it comes right down to it, we have very little else to do.

Rey
Pancake
posted 04-16-2004 05:12:49 PM
As an Astrophysics major, all I can ask is for this to be wrong!!! It makes the math of cosmology harder than it already is. General Relativistic math is a pain in a (nearly) flat universe... I can't imagine how bad it would be in a horn shaped one.
There should be stuff here.
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 04-16-2004 11:14:58 PM
quote:
Suddar had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
First: I hope to see mysteries of space such as this solved in my lifetime.

Second: If space really is finite, what exists outside of it? Does anything? Is there a larger existance? Goddamn.


There is no outside, just as there is no before. The universe is absolutely everything. That's what a universe is all about.

"Outside of the universe" is the same as saying "on the corner of the circle," an irrational statement.

Naimah
In a Fire
posted 04-16-2004 11:17:35 PM
Most people have trouble thinking about three dimensional space lying on a three dimensional surface.

Naimah fucked around with this message on 04-16-2004 at 11:18 PM.

Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 04-17-2004 03:41:00 AM
I'd send a spaceship filled with people I don't like to go see if the universe is finite. If it's not, hooray, I just got rid of some people. If it is finite and they get back to Earth, I guess it's my fate to have to deal with em.
nem-x
posted 04-17-2004 03:47:53 AM
Quantum Leap was a great show.
Hugin
Pancake
posted 04-17-2004 02:10:07 PM
Yes Quantum Physics was formulated from observations made on Earth. What is a more general way of putting it though is that we formulated Quantum Physics because we looked somewhere where we hadn't looked before. Now we are doing the same thing by probing the state of the universe soon after it was formed (the further away the light comes from the deeper into the past it was first emitted) or for that matter sinking large sums of money into building things like the Large Hadron Collider to probe the universe on scales smaller than ever before and generating particles of higher energy than possible before (all this to garner more data about the possible validity of string theory).

The pinning down of the large scale geometry of the universe is useful since it will have a effect on every scale from the universe in its entirety to something on the scale of the earth. In the article they mention that towards the point of the horn you could see the back of your own head. That is the effect at the extreme, there will also be an effect here, much smaller but who knows how we might exploit it once it is well understood.

We should note though that this hypothesis of the horn shaped universe has not been scientifically proven yet, more data is once again needed to fully validate it.

And I may add that I would have said something similar to Naimah if he hadn't put it so well himself.

Hugin fucked around with this message on 04-17-2004 at 02:13 PM.

"The individual must not merely wait and criticize, he must defend the cause the best he can.
The fate of the world will be such as the world deserves." - Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
Hugin
Pancake
posted 04-17-2004 02:11:39 PM
meuf wrong button

Hugin fucked around with this message on 04-17-2004 at 02:12 PM.

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The fate of the world will be such as the world deserves." - Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
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