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This insanity brought to you by Redmage Darkrayver:
A flaming brown paper bag left on your doorstep
*smashes Redmage's face with a pair of nunchaku*
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about John Romero:
It will be my birthday. What are you getting me?
Herpes.
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Lee Taxx0r wrote this stupid crap:
Herpes.
*smashes Lee's testicles with nunchaku*
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Lechium was naked while typing this:
Gift certificates to a rub 'n tug.
Is that a normal, Asian or gay joint?
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Tegadil obviously shouldn't have said:
Herpes-inflicting nunchaku in a brown paper bag.
*beats Tegadil about the face and neck with said nunchaku*
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Mr. Parcelan stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
*beats Tegadil about the face and neck with said nunchaku*
How? You don't have them yet.
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Mr. Parcelan enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Is that a normal, Asian or gay joint?
Oh, fuck. I forgot its illegal in the states.
Its pretty much you get a massage for 20 mins, then get a tug job for the next 10 from any girl you want. Lechium fucked around with this message on 04-15-2004 at 10:12 PM.
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ACES! Another post by Lechium:
Oh, fuck. I forgot its illegal in the states.Its pretty much you get a massage for 20 mins, then get a tug job for the next 10.
*strangles Lechium with nunchaku and gives Gainsborough a jolly rancher*
If I wasn't cheap I'd send you a couple shot-glasses, as if you don't have enough already. Maybe I'll just post some porn in your thread. That seems alot easier.
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This insanity brought to you by Mr. Parcelan:
Someone buy me these cool things
Mmm...no, no I don't think you need those, they're dangerous.
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Mr. Parcelan stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
It will be my birthday. What are you getting me?
Somthor.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
This one's going to be a lean one, though. My dad's been out sick with a hernia operation, and my mom and sister are going to Chicago on my birthday. =/
But I have my Amazon wishlist, so I can put money away to hopefully buy things on it.
*savesave* ^_~
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ACES! Another post by Mr. Parcelan:
It will be my birthday. What are you getting me?
a Press kit so you can annouce it to the media, Yawn.
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Blindy. had this to say about dark elf butts:
You didn't get him a cookie? wtfy?
Who says one of the boxes doesn't contain a cookie? 
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Fine, you assholes, I bought my own nunchaku. Soon, you will all feel their wriz-ath.
Get a cup becuse otherwise it will be your testicles feeling the wriz-ath.
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Blindy. was naked while typing this:
You didn't get him a cookie? wtfy?
who says the boxes were not made of cookies?
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Katrinity must think they're pretty smart:
Who says one of the boxes doesn't contain a cookie?
One cookie in a 2x2x2 box? What a rip off.
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Blindy. had this to say about pies:
One cookie in a 2x2x2 box? What a rip off.
Who says the cookie is normal sized? 
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When Katrinity says stuff like this, it proves there isn't a god:
Who says the cookie is normal sized?
2x2x2 foot box shaped cookie?
SWEET!
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
It will be my birthday. What are you getting me?
Are you having a party? And am I invited?
