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merei
Pancake
posted 04-14-2004 12:41:43 AM

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-14-2004 12:43:58 AM
I can confirm that this, indeed, porn.
 
can you please fix my title
posted 04-14-2004 12:46:21 AM
and not bad porn at that althought im a bit concerned about the age of the models.
Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Tal At Work
Pancake
posted 04-14-2004 12:50:37 AM
quote:
Somthor's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
and not bad porn at that althought im a bit concerned about the age of the models.

What? not young enough?

Concern yourself with something else, if you cant simply appreciate the beauty of the female form, without making some fucking comment about it, just piss off, and say nothing.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-14-2004 12:51:10 AM
Well brunettes are fine man
And blondes are fun
But when it comes to getting a dirty job done

I'll take a redheaded woman
A redheaded woman
It takes a redheaded woman
To get a dirty job done

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

 
can you please fix my title
posted 04-14-2004 12:54:40 AM
quote:
Tal At Work's fortune cookie read:
What? not young enough?

Concern yourself with something else, if you cant simply appreciate the beauty of the female form, without making some fucking comment about it, just piss off, and say nothing.


Tal relax, I said it wasnt bad, in other words I like it. it shows jsut what you say the beauty of the female form and thats what I happen to like. what I ment was and IM sure you realized it was I think they may be underage. and that thought keeps me from entirely enjoying it becuse I am not comfortable looking at underage girls, for the simple fact its illegal to do so and it its against the morals I was raised with.

if the poster can confirm they are of legal age and has more of the same Id be happy to enjoy more.

redheads are my personal favorite

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-14-2004 12:55:30 AM
quote:
Somthor wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Tal relax, I said it wasnt bad, in other words I like it. it shows jsut what you say the beauty of the female form and thats what I happen to like. what I ment was and IM sure you realized it was I think they may be underage. and that thought keeps me from entirely enjoying it becuse I am not comfortable looking at underage girls, for the simple fact its illegal to do so and it its against the morals I was raised with.

if the poster can confirm they are of legal age and has more of the same Id be happy to enjoy more.

redheads are my personal favorite


You could, you know, not read.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-14-2004 12:56:17 AM
quote:
Tal At Work stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Concern yourself with something else, if you cant simply appreciate the beauty of the female form, without making some fucking comment about it, just piss off, and say nothing.

Is it okay if I say the ultra long hair and outie belly button on the last chick are big turn-offs so long as I also say she has the best tits of the bunch?

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
merei
Pancake
posted 04-14-2004 12:57:13 AM
I don't share much, and you've gotta thank Tal for 2 of them since I took them off his computer.
 
can you please fix my title
posted 04-14-2004 12:57:30 AM
nahh im a healthy male, like most others when you say porn i say "where?"

let there be more porn please.

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
 
can you please fix my title
posted 04-14-2004 12:59:09 AM
quote:
JooJooFlop spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Is it okay if I say the ultra long hair and outie belly button on the last chick are big turn-offs so long as I also say she has the best tits of the bunch?

I agree she does have the nicest set, but i kinda like long hair (red too)and her belly button doenst bother me in the least.

more please.

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Led
*kaboom*
posted 04-14-2004 01:00:45 AM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when JooJooFlop said this:
Is it okay if I say the ultra long hair and outie belly button on the last chick are big turn-offs so long as I also say she has the best tits of the bunch?

Wtf is wrong with long hair?

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 04-14-2004 01:02:10 AM
I like the first one best.

The one hanging from the tree made me go..

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 04-14-2004 01:02:57 AM
quote:
Trent stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I like the first one best.

The one hanging from the tree made me go..


Yar, the first one is the best *nods*

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 04-14-2004 01:03:33 AM
Dude, there's no way any are underage. And I doubt someone here would throw them up here if they were.
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-14-2004 01:05:19 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Led wrote:
Wtf is wrong with long hair?

Long hair is fine, but that long bugs me for some reason.

Unless it's in a ponytail, then it's fine because you can tug the shit out of it.

Turrent.

*runs for dear life*

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 04-14-2004 01:06:01 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Tal At Work wrote:
What? not young enough?

Concern yourself with something else, if you cant simply appreciate the beauty of the female form, without making some fucking comment about it, just piss off, and say nothing.


Could be worse. The one chick is in chain mail. We know where the last chick in chain mail conversation ended up.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 04-14-2004 01:06:29 AM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when JooJooFlop said this:
Long hair is fine, but that long bugs me for some reason.

Unless it's in a ponytail, then it's fine because you can tug the shit out of it.

Turrent.

*runs for dear life*


Clip turrent gernade?

Tal At Work
Pancake
posted 04-14-2004 01:06:33 AM
quote:
Led thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Wtf is wrong with long hair?

Not a thing.. see, you get the long haired chick doggy style, right, then grab a fistful of hair, and wrap it around your hand, and slap her on the ass with a heavy leather belt, and shout GIDDYUP!

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-14-2004 01:10:20 AM
quote:
Tegadil thought about the meaning of life:
Clip turrent gernade?

I don't think the clip/magazine bugs her so much as turrent/ponytail tugging.

And I never heard of people getting angry over gernade.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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can you please fix my title
posted 04-14-2004 01:10:30 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Tron:
Could be worse. The one chick is in chain mail. We know where the last chick in chain mail conversation ended up.

difference is the pose and the amount of make up the model is wearing.

sides thats chain mail? for some reason I thoguht it was beer tabs

the first two look 16~17 to me but hell i am likly wrong. so hard to tell these days

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 04-14-2004 01:11:01 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Could be worse. The one chick is in chain mail. We know where the last chick in chain mail conversation ended up.

I think that's the same chainmail outfit....

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 04-14-2004 01:11:31 AM
My favorite is the second! =) *snuggles* danke!
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 04-14-2004 01:12:33 AM
The first two look 16-17? You have got to be kidding me.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 04-14-2004 01:13:53 AM
quote:
Random Insanity Generator had this to say about Captain Planet:
I think that's the same chainmail outfit....

Going to become a board staple at this rate.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Tal At Work
Pancake
posted 04-14-2004 01:17:09 AM
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can you please fix my title
posted 04-14-2004 01:17:15 AM
quote:
A sleep deprived Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael stammered:
Going to become a board staple at this rate.

you think anyone here has an "arrow" that can penetrate that armour?

more please....

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-14-2004 01:19:57 AM
Do you have any close-up shots of the stomach tattoo? I wanna see if it says anything or if it's just some squiggly design.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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can you please fix my title
posted 04-14-2004 01:21:33 AM
not fond of girls with tatoos or body modification..pircings etc etc, not that its wrong jsut not my cup of tea.
Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 04-14-2004 01:22:03 AM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about dark elf butts:
And I never heard of people getting angry over gernade.

I needed a third one, and that was somewhat close to turrent.

Tal At Work
Pancake
posted 04-14-2004 01:22:19 AM
Its a pair of dolphins, jumping through her belly ring.
Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 04-14-2004 01:26:52 AM
quote:
Trent painfully thought these words up:
I like the first one best.

/agree




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Demos
Pancake
posted 04-14-2004 02:15:54 AM
Personally I like the 2nd, but thats only because she has a beautiful face.
"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 04-14-2004 02:18:51 AM
well the face is what draws me in.. contrasted her fair skin with the fiery red hair.. natural color or not.. its a very striking combo =)


Edit: add the fact that her features are like that of a porcelain doll =)

Synjari fucked around with this message on 04-14-2004 at 02:20 AM.

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 04-14-2004 02:24:39 AM
quote:
Tal At Work had this to say about Duck Tales:
Its a pair of dolphins, jumping through her belly ring.

That's really cool.

I like the last chick. Long hair = hawt.

nem-x
posted 04-14-2004 02:28:22 AM
Maradon!
posted 04-14-2004 02:42:46 AM
quote:
Peanut butter ass Shaq nem-x booooze lime pole over bench lick:
I'll have a #2 to go.

#2 is photoshopped to make it look like she has red hair.

Maradon!
posted 04-14-2004 02:44:59 AM

I likes big titties!

And blue eyes!

Maradon! fucked around with this message on 04-14-2004 at 02:47 AM.

Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 04-14-2004 02:46:57 AM
Alot of X's Mara.. and how can you tell its Photoshopped?


edit: nm on the x's

Synjari fucked around with this message on 04-14-2004 at 02:48 AM.

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 04-14-2004 02:48:11 AM
Maradon's women have back problems. Edit: A refresh of the page brought them up for me, Synny.

On a side note, Mr. Maradon: How do you manage your webspace? Do you just magically remember your site address, and plug in filenames as you go, or do you bother to set up an "index" page to make it so that you can bookmark a site and have it updated with any files you uploaded?

Delphi Aegis fucked around with this message on 04-14-2004 at 02:48 AM.

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