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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 04-13-2004 07:42:18 AM
http://www.subservientchicken.com/

It refused to send me money.


Oh, and

Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 04-13-2004 at 09:14 AM.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-13-2004 01:09:49 PM
This chicken, while subservient, ain't so bright.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 04-13-2004 02:30:02 PM
tell it to strip and then to have sex.
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Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 04-13-2004 03:18:43 PM
I told him to run head first into the wall, and all he did was peck it.

Then I told him to backflip off the chair, and it looked like he was gonna flip, but then it lagged out and he 'landed' the flip.....I think he just jumped backwards. And no fucking chair.

Damn fucking chicken.

'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
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Marflord
Pancake
posted 04-13-2004 03:25:01 PM
I kept telling it to eat something, and yelled at it. All it did was nibble its wing, and then when I asked him again, with a few insults. He got really close to the screen and looked at me.

Kind of disturbing.

If you tell him to take the mask off he shakes his finger at you. I hate rebellious poultry.

~Smashing Pumpkins~

"Life is not like the songs sweetling, you may learn that one day to your sorrow." Petyr Baelish to Sansa Stark ~ From "A Song of Ice and Fire

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Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 04-13-2004 07:04:29 PM
What the fuck is this?
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 04-13-2004 07:16:24 PM
Yay. More reasons to hate the company I work for.
Rinaka of Malfurion
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OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 04-14-2004 12:56:40 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Sentow, Maybe was all like:
What the fuck is this?
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 04-14-2004 07:00:09 AM
Someone explain what this has to do with Burgerking?
Why are they hosting it?

Dizzing KFC perhaps?

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 04-14-2004 08:53:04 AM
It knows "lay down", "fly", and "sit". I'm not gonna bother trying anything else, because it's boring.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 04-14-2004 12:19:07 PM
it knows die also. I told it to die and close the site...I want my 30 secs back.
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can you please fix my title
posted 04-14-2004 12:53:40 PM
quote:
Tarquinn obviously shouldn't have said:
http://www.subservientchicken.com/

It refused to send me money.


Oh, and

tell it to fist its self and to take the tv. or turn of the lamp

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
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Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 04-14-2004 03:33:35 PM
Damn furies

Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
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Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 04-14-2004 03:35:03 PM
WHOA!, she jsut flashed the camera

Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
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OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 04-14-2004 11:43:34 PM
quote:
Mog stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
WHOA!, she jsut flashed the camera

What? Is it Live? What is going on?

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
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