Round ONE!

Above Bandchick, I just think is fuckin hot.

This one has likely played some baselines that stuck in your head from 1992-1993 on.

Thanks for the Ether.

no hints here. Fuck yerself.

Edit: fucking typo

*Tal* fucked around with this message on 04-12-2004 at 03:55 AM.

R.I.P. (Yes, in a way, that's a clue.)

I would think it'd be obvious, but since it's probably not to y'all, here's a hint: Picture in picture.

When she goes out in the evening...

AMBER GETS TO SIT THIS ONE OUT!!

just kidding. ^_^

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Everyone wondered WTF when *Tal* wrote:

Round ONE!

This one has likely played some baselines that stuck in your head from 1992-1993 on.

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Sean Yseult formerly of White Zombie?

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Somthor got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
they all look psycho to me. why cant women in music look normal?

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Why can't you keep your opinions to yourself?

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Ocyrrhoe Trazere obviously shouldn't have said:
Why can't you keep your opinions to yourself?

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Somthor had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
same reason your mother coulndt keep her legs crossed i guess

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You are really looking to have your testicles ripped off and fed to you, aren't you?

Fuck what an asshole.

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Somthor Model 2000 was programmed to say:
same reason your mother coulndt keep her legs crossed i guess

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Cute. I might take your 'insult' more seriously if you could spell correctly, but hey, we can't all get what we want, can we? And the 'your mother' jokes don't work with me, since you can say all you'd like about her, but I know she's a better person then you can ever hope to be.

Now Somthor, how exactly do you like your women? Let me guess: quiet, mindless, preferably cooking something for you or tending to a child, wearing constricting dresses and a non-threatening hairstyle... right?

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Ocyrrhoe Trazere had this to say about Tron:
Cute. I might take your 'insult' more seriously if you could spell correctly, but hey, we can't all get what we want, can we? And the 'your mother' jokes don't work with me, since you can say all you'd like about her, but I know she's a better person then you can ever hope to be.

Now Somthor, how exactly do you like your women? Let me guess: quiet, mindless, preferably cooking something for you or tending to a child, wearing constricting dresses and a non-threatening hairstyle... right?

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glad you liked it Im she she is indeed a fine woman. as to the whos a better person part, well its not hard to be better than me, but its damn near impossible to be better than I'd hope to be.

as to what kind of woman I like, well you are mostly wrong. I dont like quiet people per sec. Mindless Is somthing I cant stand and often rant about. I admit I like the Preferably cooking something for me part, but then I cook alot for her as well. Its just nice to have someone make a meal for you. tending to the children you bet they dont raise themselves and god forbid their sole influcence in life growing up was myself. I prefere women to wear loose fitting dresses and skirts its true, not into girls who dress like hookers or wear too much makeup. I like my wifes hair to be mid length but I dont know what a threating hairstyle is uless you are talking about moehawks and odd colors.

lets say for sake of arguemtn on face value none of hte women above are my type.

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This insanity brought to you by Ocyrrhoe Trazere:
Now Somthor, how exactly do you like your women? Let me guess: quiet, mindless, preferably cooking something for you or tending to a child, wearing constricting dresses and a non-threatening hairstyle... right?

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Wait, lemme answer for him.

Female

Big breasts

Blonde (most likely)

Great with her Tongue

Easy to Please

Will fetch for anything.

Yep, that's right, A dog.

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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Redmage Darkrayver was all like:
Wait, lemme answer for him.

Female

Big breasts

Blonde (most likely)

Great with her Tongue

Easy to Please

Will fetch for anything.

Yep, that's right, A dog.

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Oh Snap! Male feminists strike again!

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Somthor had this to say about dark elf butts:
they all look psycho to me. why cant women in music look normal?

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Most likely because you are generalizing "women in music" from ONLY the Punk/Grunge/Metal outlook. Try doing some research on the subject before you make an asshole comment

More girls to add to the game

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Redmage Darkrayver impressed everyone with:
Wait, lemme answer for him.

Female
yes, they must be female.

Big breasts
wrong I hate large breasts i prefer 36b~c

Blonde (most likely)
WRONG people who have been paying attention here will know I have almost a pathological hatred for blondes...I prefer redheads

Great with her Tongue
wrong again im strange im not into oral things... bacteria you know its all so icky

Easy to Please
wrong i prefer hard to please,

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on the How well do you know somthor scale you need dire improvement

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Somthor had this to say about Duck Tales:
same reason your mother coulndt keep her legs crossed i guess

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Tactless.

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Redmage Darkrayver said this about your mom:
Wait, lemme answer for him.

Female

Big breasts

Blonde (most likely)

Great with her Tongue

Easy to Please

Will fetch for anything.

Yep, that's right, A dog.

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I'll take 2 orders of that please, to go.

I'm probably wrong, but she really looks a lot like Lisa Marie Presley.

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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Gravity'sAngel said:
I'm probably wrong, but she really looks a lot like Lisa Marie Presley.

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Nope. I know BlueMage(Jessica Rabbit) will know this one guaranteed.

Hey Redmage, read the rules of the game.

Hey Monica

And yeah, that is Sean Yseult

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*Tal* had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Hey Somthor... please stop posting in my threads. All you seem to do is insult women in general, look for ways to insult people when they react to you. As I like women in general, and this thread was in appreciation of women, why couldnt you just stay the fuck out of it?

Hey Redmage, read the rules of the game.

Hey Monica

And yeah, that is Sean Yseult

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Don't mind me, just putting the thread back on track

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*Tal* impressed everyone with:
And yeah, that is Sean Yseult

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I knew it. She plays one hell of a good bass line.

The her hair isn't too bad either.

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Redmage Darkrayver wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
[QB]

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Alanis Morisette

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The logic train ran off the tracks when Somthor said:
what does she have there a Viola ?

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Way to firking big for a viola, its a cello.

sorry tal i dont know the others expect the opnes already mentioned.

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Somthor Model 2000 was programmed to say:
same reason your mother coulndt keep her legs crossed i guess

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You really should stop with the "your momma" jokes. You do it everytime someone gets upset with you saying something hideously stupid, and it's something most people leave behind in the fourth grade.

Plus, no one can top the Your Momma joke Galactus busted out in that issue of Wizard in like 1996!

Matt Senreich: Yo' momma's so fat, she's gotta put her belt on with a boomerang!
Matt Senreich: Yo' momma's so stupid, when the weather man says it's chilly outside she grabs a spoon!
Matt Senreich: Yo' momma's so fat, when she jumps up she gets stuck!
Galactus: On June 11, 3:34 PM, in the year 1999, your birthmother shall be consumed by fire ants. Galactus knows all.
Matt Senreich: ...mommy?

sides thoguht we all got past taking any your mother jokes seriously

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Somthor was listening to Cher while typing:
hehehehe

sides thoguht we all got past taking any your mother jokes seriously

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People take it seriously when it comes from someone they don't like.

You aren't really in good enough standings with many people to joke with them.

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Somthor put down Tada! magazine long enough to type:
hehehehe

sides thoguht we all got past taking any your mother jokes seriously

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ADDING A SMILEY TO AN INSULT DIRECTED AT SOMEONE WHOM YOU DO NOT KNOW DOES NOT MAKE IT ANY LESS INSULTING. PLEASE MAKE A NOTE OF THIS.

Second, this is not your world, this is an internet forum consisting of a great deal of people, most of which have developed at least some sort of relationship with other posters, be it just a friendship, or more. This here is like one of those cliques at school, where if you didn't like them or what they look like or what they talk about, YOU AVOID THEM. No one FORCED you to come here, so if you're just going to try and start stuff, like you have been, then stop.

Somthor, do yourself and all of us a favor, if you're going to post something, make sure it WONT offend or annoy anyone.

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Somthor stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
in my world one insult or negative comment deserves another. or at the very least sarcasim.

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It was really more a request than an insult. You were out of line, yo.

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*Tal* had this to say about Robocop:


Thanks for the Ether.

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I'm going to see them Thursday! *happy dances*

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*Tal* Model 2000 was programmed to say:

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Man, she got pretty hot when she left White Zombie and dropped that ugly ass make up she used to wear.

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Somthor had this to say about John Romero:
same reason your mother coulndt keep her legs crossed i guess

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same reason you've amounted to jack shit in life and like to look at pictures of naked babies i guess

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Fazum'Zen Fastfist attempted to be funny by writing:
Why are you taking offense at this?

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I'm not. Just trying to start more shit.

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There was much rejoicing when *Tal* said this:
Hey Monica

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Teehee.