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Topic: Isaak Asimov must be turning in his grave.
Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 04-10-2004 12:18:05 AM
So I went to see hellboy tonight. Not a bad movie considering the origins. Nothing worthy of any awards but worth seeing.

However one of the trailers was for "I Robot". And I can honestly say I was so pissed I wanted to leave. They took the story and have turned it into a bad prequal for the Matrix. The Robots even resemble the machines from The Animatrix.

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Led
*kaboom*
posted 04-10-2004 12:22:14 AM
It looks interesting to me. However I have never read the original book, so I am unbiased. I am however angry that they pretty much gave away the entire story in the frigging preview... hate it when they do that.
Maradon!
posted 04-10-2004 12:23:12 AM
I dunno.

I think this is one of those things that if you read the book, you won't be able to stand it, but if you haven't, it'll be a pretty good movie.

Despite will smith.

Maradon! fucked around with this message on 04-10-2004 at 12:23 AM.

Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 04-10-2004 12:28:04 AM
quote:
Maradon! wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I dunno.

I think this is one of those things that if you read the book, you won't be able to stand it, but if you haven't, it'll be a pretty good movie.

Despite will smith.


It actually looks like a good movie. But I will have to try to forget the name when I watch it.

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 04-10-2004 12:28:42 AM
The trailers make me want to throttle someone, but I'm still going to see it.
 
can you please fix my title
posted 04-10-2004 12:30:05 AM
ISSAC? the inventor of the comunications satilite?
Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 04-10-2004 12:32:31 AM
I still want to see it even after reading the books, but im a little annoyed with how completely different it is from the book.

Ah well, I'll try and enjoy it.

"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 04-10-2004 12:36:55 AM
To be fair, it's almost impossible to translate Asimov to film, but it's still insulting.
Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 04-10-2004 12:48:05 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Pvednes:
To be fair, it's almost impossible to translate Asimov to film, but it's still insulting.

I totally agree, and I REALLY REALLY hope they don't mess up "Ender's Game" even though Orson Scott Card is doing the screenplay and everything.

"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 04-10-2004 01:04:20 AM
quote:
Lechium had this to say about Tron:
I totally agree, and I REALLY REALLY hope they don't mess up "Ender's Game" even though Orson Scott Card is doing the screenplay and everything.

I'm with you on the hoping, but they're going to fuck it up. I don't think it CAN be done. Maybe in an 8 hour mini-series.

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Leopold
Porn maniac
posted 04-10-2004 01:07:05 AM
Called it a month ago.

It'll be a cinematic abortion. I guaran-damn-tee it.

"Leopold said it best. This is one of the few times someone besides me is right." -Mr. Parcelan
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-10-2004 10:48:47 AM
Asimov's stories will never work as movies because his stories are all dialogue-driven. Dialogue advances the plot 90% of the time, and that simply doesn't work in 99% of films, which is a visual medium(it's much easier to show someone something than have a character talk about it). You always lose something in translation from book to film, but Asimov's stories consistently get butchered.
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Pancake
posted 04-10-2004 01:07:52 PM
Apparently the guy that wrote the screenplay for it has a contract to make a Foundation movie as well. Picture it, Vin Diesel as Mecha-Seldon vs Dennis Rodman as mutant Bel Riose in an X-TREME bullet-time showdown over Trantor. Arcadia Darell will be made 10 years older to 'properly adapt' the material and be played by Avril Lawhatever in her cinema debut.

I'm not even joking.

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Taeolas
Pancake
posted 04-10-2004 10:20:24 PM
quote:
Somthor had this to say about (_|_):
ISSAC? the inventor of the comunications satilite?

No, the author credited with coming up/mentionning communications satilites first is Arthur C. Clarke, known for Clarke's Law about sufficiently advanced technology being indistinguishable from magic. (I believe Clarke's also the guy first creditted with coming up with the idea of Space Elevators among other things)


Isaac Asimov is another sci fi writer from Clarke's era who wrote this book and is probably most well known for coming up with the Three Laws of Robotics (which are supposedly a key facet of this movie).

I saw this preview in front of Hellboy today and ugh... just ugh.... Damn if they had tacked on an "inspired by" type thing it'd probably be a decent enough popcorn movie but to claim this is actually I Robot is just.... *shakes head*

 
can you please fix my title
posted 04-15-2004 07:54:49 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Taeolas wrote:
No, the author credited with coming up/mentionning communications satilites first is Arthur C. Clarke, known for Clarke's Law about sufficiently advanced technology being indistinguishable from magic. (I believe Clarke's also the guy first creditted with coming up with the idea of Space Elevators among other things)


Isaac Asimov is another sci fi writer from Clarke's era who wrote this book and is probably most well known for coming up with the Three Laws of Robotics (which are supposedly a key facet of this movie).

I saw this preview in front of Hellboy today and ugh... just ugh.... Damn if they had tacked on an "inspired by" type thing it'd probably be a decent enough popcorn movie but to claim this is actually I Robot is just.... *shakes head*



oops got them meixed up. thanks

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 04-15-2004 08:58:49 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Inferno-Spirit wrote:
I'm with you on the hoping, but they're going to fuck it up. I don't think it CAN be done. Maybe in an 8 hour mini-series.

I'll applaud them if they can just cast that many competant boy actors

Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 04-15-2004 09:03:37 PM
quote:
Kegwen obviously shouldn't have said:
I'll applaud them if they can just cast that many competant boy actors

Yeah, but who would be a good Ender? Very hard to find good child actors.

"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 04-15-2004 09:29:23 PM
quote:
From the book of Mod, chapter 3, verse 16:
Apparently the guy that wrote the screenplay for it has a contract to make a Foundation movie as well. Picture it, Vin Diesel as Mecha-Seldon vs Dennis Rodman as mutant Bel Riose in an X-TREME bullet-time showdown over Trantor. Arcadia Darell will be made 10 years older to 'properly adapt' the material and be played by Avril Lawhatever in her cinema debut.

I'm not even joking.


I am filled with hate.

DIESEL? As Seldon? What the...that...
*cries*
Although Dennis Rodman could be a pretty good clown-mutant, I guess.




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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 04-15-2004 09:34:38 PM
quote:
Maradon! probably says this to all the girls:
I dunno.

I think this is one of those things that if you read the book, you won't be able to stand it, but if you haven't, it'll be a pretty good movie.

Despite will smith.


It's like most historically-based movies. Forget everything you know about the subject, and have yourself a nice evening.

 
can you please fix my title
posted 04-15-2004 11:13:22 PM
quote:
Aury impressed everyone with:
It's like most historically-based movies. Forget everything you know about the subject, and have yourself a nice evening.

hey wait we can have Aury play endER.....

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
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