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Nobody really understood why Vorbis wrote:
Much bettah. Now you don't look like you taped a sack of pubes to your face. ^.~
Yeah. I can get those back to you whenever's good.
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Mr. Parcelan impressed everyone with:
Yeah. I can get those back to you whenever's good.
I've been feeling pretty bare down there, so if you wouldn't mind...
it'd be a great help in convincing people I'm not 12.
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Vorbis wrote this stupid crap:
I've been feeling pretty bare down there, so if you wouldn't mind...it'd be a great help in convincing people I'm not 12.
I thought you could get some kind of discount for that.
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From the book of Mr. Parcelan, chapter 3, verse 16:
I thought you could get some kind of discount for that.
Nope, just old ladies pinching my cheeks 
Best scenario: My fake ID still works and my operations continue unhindered.
Worst scenario: My fake ID doesn't work.
Worst-Worst Scenario: My fake ID doesn't work and when I try to use it, I'm branded as a crook. Not wishing to be without liquor, I must ship it covertly overseas from Tarquinn in exchange for nubile white slaves. When I run out of slaves, he sends a burly German named 'Hans' to break my knees...and then force-feed me my shins.
Worst-Best Scenario: Same as above, except Hans mistakes Blindy for me and kills him.
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Tal NSFW!! was listening to Cher while typing:
Good going, now how will the other Ewoks EVER recognize you?
I'll be the only one-legged one after I break my foot in your vagina.
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Peanut butter ass Shaq Mr. Parcelan booooze lime pole over bench lick:
Worst scenario: My fake ID doesn't work.
Just go to canada, I hear they sell booze to ten year olds there
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Mr. Parcelan stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
There are just a few concerns:Best scenario: My fake ID still works and my operations continue unhindered.
Worst scenario: My fake ID doesn't work.
Worst-Worst Scenario: My fake ID doesn't work and when I try to use it, I'm branded as a crook. Not wishing to be without liquor, I must ship it covertly overseas from Tarquinn in exchange for nubile white slaves. When I run out of slaves, he sends a burly German named 'Hans' to break my knees...and then force-feed me my shins.
Worst-Best Scenario: Same as above, except Hans mistakes Blindy for me and kills him.
You're on a college campus.
Is it really that hard to get alcohol? 
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From the book of Maradon!, chapter 3, verse 16:
Just go to canada, I hear they sell booze to ten year olds there
Yeah, but you have to kill a few people first.
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Maradon! painfully thought these words up:
Just go to canada, I hear they sell booze to ten year olds there
Canada
My neck grows infinitely faster than my face, leading to a turtle-necked look if I don't take real good care of it.
It's not something people hear about.
My facial hair sucks. It sucks!
(nods)
I expect a full grown scary dwarven beard if you truly expect to be part of the horde, bish!
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Sean wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Parce has the same problems with beards that I do, apparently.My neck grows infinitely faster than my face, leading to a turtle-necked look if I don't take real good care of it.
Yeah, I have the same problem. Think a couple more guys on the board have it too.
Wild.
The only exception is a bald spot on my chin thanks to an old injury when I was a toddler, which pretty much guarantees I look stupid trying to grow a full beard until it gets covered up. If I shave below my chin, you can't tell the difference, but if I want to grow my beard on my neck, I have to deal with it.
Almost makes me wish I had taken pictures, I'm clean shaven now, but I'm pretty sure none of you would care a whit if I did post them. Azrael Heavenblade fucked around with this message on 04-07-2004 at 03:29 PM.
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Vernaltemptress stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
About time! I love clean shaven faces, with very few exceptions.
Because of your sigpic my first thought was "Moustache rides, for one."
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Led wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I am the opposite... I love beards! They are fun to nuzzle
Before they RIP YOUR FACE TO SHREADS!
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Ares's fortune cookie read:
Before they RIP YOUR FACE TO SHREADS!
If you make them wash it lots, it gets nice and soft
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Led probably says this to all the girls:
If you make them wash it lots, it gets nice and soft
I bet Riker would have to have used some super ultra sonic thingiemabob before Troi would let him near her. D;
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How.... Delphi Aegis.... uughhhhhh:
I bet Riker would have to have used some super ultra sonic thingiemabob before Troi would let him near her. D;
Riker was the first reason I decided I needed a beard once I could grow one.
Riker is god.
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Delphi Aegis probably says this to all the girls:
I bet Riker would have to have used some super ultra sonic thingiemabob before Troi would let him near her. D;
Actually, Troi used the super ultra sonic thingiemabob and didn't give Riker the time of day till the batteries ran out.
It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.
Bottom: Yeah...top's definitely better.
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Nobody really understood why Delphi Aegis wrote:
Maybe if you grew big sideburns (A la Hyde from that 70's show), you could keep the oldness, but not look like a irishman.
What's wrong with having a proper Irish beard, laddy?
*has such a beard in 'real' "life"*
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
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Gunslinger Moogle had this to say about (_|_):
What's wrong with having a proper Irish beard, laddy?*has such a beard in 'real' "life"*
It doesn't look good on Parcelan. It may look good other places, but not Mr. Parcelan's face. Sorry.
