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Topic: Drysart gets his just desserts
Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-06-2004 09:22:32 PM
"And in conclusion, Bush is responsible for 9/11, the lives lost in Iraq, and one hundred other yet-unnamed atrocities," Drysart read the final words in his post, grinning to himself as he clicked the "Post Reply" button.

He licked his lips in glee; this sort of thing always gave him a rush. As administrator, his activity was strictly limited. Flames, he could not be a part of in good conscience. Nor could he willingly participate in the slanderous, everyday activities of the board. But politics...there was a battlefield in which all men, no matter their rank, were equal.

He wiggled in his seat, squealing at the feel of his computer chair's soft leather against his naked rear. He was pantsless, of course, as he always was when he tended to his online duties. The feel of denim or canvas against his pelvis just felt...so wrong. It was like caging a beautiful mockingbird, he often thought to himself: they were gorgeous in captivity, but even more beautiful in the natural.

Besides, it aided his super decision-making powers.

There were many decisions he had lived to regret making, however...and today, there would be another.

This became abundantly clear as he heard the heavy breathing behind him, and became aware of a black shadow obscuring the glow of his computer: a blot so dark it was a greater void than even the lightless depths of his study. The hair on his naked rump stood on end as he heard the guttural growl behind him.

It appeared he had a visitor.

With a spin of his chair, he whirled about to see who had come to defile his study. His tongue leapt backwards into his throat, so hard he gasped, as he came face-to-face with the monstrosity squatting before him.

Its body resembled that of a powerful, maneless lion, poised upon its haunches, behind which a long, thorn-encrusted tail lashed eagerly. A pair of bat-like wings sprouting from the beast's back twitched and spasmed, as though they awaited eagerly to be put to use. The face, though, is what caused Drysart to nearly choke on his own spittle. A man's face, deformed and feral, stared at him, black, glassy eyes looking deep into his own wide, unblinking ones. A long, black tongue licked its lipless face, revealing a glimmering set of sharp teeth, glistening from the gooey saliva the tongue left behind.

It was a Manticore...a beast that should not have been. At the moment, Drysart couldn't comprehend its true nature. Instead, his fervered brain merely categorized the monster with something else that shouldn't have been...

"You damn furries," he whispered breathlessly, "I knew you'd come for me one day! But I won't go down without a fight!"

With a roar that sounded more like a squeal, the pantsless administrator hurled himself at the Manticore, flying from his chair like a catapult boulder. His roar was quickly replaced by a terrified screech, however, as his pasty white form was swatted out of the air like a gnat by the beast's massive paw. The gnat became a white, writhing maggot as the Manticore's great claw pressed him upon his stomach, squealing and flailing his limbs as the great beast shifted over him.

"Get your paws off me, you damn, dirty furry!" he screamed, but to no avail. Whatever language the beast understood, Drysart did not speak...except for the language of humiliated pain.

It was a language he would soon become well-versed in as he felt the sudden slap of the Manticore's thorn-covered tail against his naked buttocks. Suddenly, and for the first time in his life, he regretted not wearing pants.

He would regret it a thousand times over as the beast continued to paddle him with its tail, never quite piercing the flesh, but the spanks he was given weren't quite the type he preferred. By the time the beast was through, Drysart's healthy, almost glowing, rear that had once been his pride and joy was an ugly, swollen pink...like a deformed fetus that had been sitting in front of the computer for far too long.

"Sweet Jesus!" he screamed, banging the floor for mercy. "I am both terrified and aroused!"

The words that sprang from his mouth alarmed him almost as much as the sudden weight he felt upon his backside as he realized the Manticore was squatting. There was nothing he could say, however, that could terrify him as much as what happened next.

His bottom stung and nearly screaamed in pain itself as its rosy cheeks were forcefully parted to allow a meaty column of lionhood in. He gripped the carpet and bit his lower lip so hard he almost bled. His eyes bugged out, bulging with the contained squeals he held inside of him. If only, if only that were the only thing inside of him.

He held it until he could hold it no longer, and he unleashed a terrible scream, mixed with the heaving grunts of the Manticore as the beast pulled out and in like an iron pump, piercing Drysart's backdoor virginity like a ballista arrow. His fingernails bled from clawing at the carpet, his voice began to hoarse from the screams and his eyes went blind with the tears welling up in his vision.

"DEAR GOD, HELP ME!" he screamed. "SOMEBODY, PLEASE! I'M BEING RAPED BY A MANTICORE! OH GOD, THE PAIN!"

There was no one to hear him, however...except his vicious, inhuman rapist and the elderly couple next door.

"My, that boy is loud," said old Edna, shaking her head at the noise emanating from the house next door. "I suppose he must be with a female again."

"Yep," replied her elderly mate, Emmerson. "Can't say I approve of these new kinky games they play, though. I mean...whoever heard of being violated by a mythical beast? Is there a classification for those kind of people?"

Up until that night...there hadn't been.

*Tal*
Pancake
posted 04-06-2004 09:34:54 PM
6 am, and already the boy aint right.
They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free too, and I find it more personal and sincere.
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 04-06-2004 10:41:02 PM
all i could picture is legolas with tears in his eyes, clawing at the carpet...
Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-06-2004 10:43:14 PM
quote:
BeauChan had this to say about the Spice Girls:
all i could picture is legolas with tears in his eyes, clawing at the carpet...

With a lion cock up his ass?

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-06-2004 10:47:53 PM
I like my porn sexy, and that ain't sexy.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Zair
The Imp
posted 04-06-2004 10:49:21 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop attempted to be funny by writing:
I like my porn sexy, and that ain't sexy.

I like my porn without manticores

Sean
posted 04-06-2004 10:50:24 PM
Ironic, considering tonight's episode of The Shield.

You'll see. Oh, you'll see.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-06-2004 10:51:49 PM
quote:
Sean wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Ironic, considering tonight's episode of The Shield.

You'll see. Oh, you'll see.


Oh no...

OH NO.

Aceveda?

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 04-06-2004 11:30:48 PM
Interesting story, but I can't help but wonder what price you will have to pay for posting it.
I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-06-2004 11:31:56 PM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon thought about the meaning of life:
Interesting story, but I can't help but wonder what price you will have to pay for posting it.

All art is worth suffering for...except maybe this.

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 04-06-2004 11:35:36 PM
The funny thing is that Manticore's gonna end up reading this at about 6:30 in the morning.



moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-07-2004 12:03:58 AM
I'm pleased to say that that did not give me a boner.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 04-07-2004 03:16:09 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan probably says this to all the girls:
All art is worth suffering for...except maybe this.

Parcelan's suffered for his art for years. Now it's Drysart's turn.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 04-07-2004 07:01:07 AM
7:00 actually, if I wasn't 15 minutes from missing my bus, I'd so laugh longer...

ok, it's 7:10 now, and I have pants on. Good stuff, the post that is. There was much LoLing.

Manticore fucked around with this message on 04-07-2004 at 07:11 AM.

"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
 
can you please fix my title
posted 04-07-2004 08:44:44 AM
I ever mention the barbs on a feline penis?
Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 04-07-2004 03:46:19 PM
quote:
Somthor's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
I ever mention the barbs on a feline penis?

Not all feline penises are barbed. The lion's isn't.

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 04-07-2004 03:50:39 PM

Azrael Heavenblade fucked around with this message on 04-07-2004 at 03:51 PM.

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 04-07-2004 03:52:41 PM
quote:
Somthor had this to say about Captain Planet:
I ever mention the barbs on a feline penis?

More times than I care to remember.

There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 04-07-2004 04:55:43 PM
Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 04-07-2004 06:24:11 PM
Dude, that's messed up.
'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 04-08-2004 04:51:50 AM
Whoa.

Like...

Whoa.

*shudders*

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 04-08-2004 08:29:54 AM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Duck Tales:
I'm pleased to say that that did not give me a boner.

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