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Topic: My Schtick
Maradon!
posted 03-31-2004 06:05:01 PM
Ever since I stopped whining about Necromancers, I've really kinda lost a schtick! My schtick used to be widely known, despite being irritating to some people. Now I have no schtick at all!

I post here to ask your help in getting a new schtick. Any ideas?

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-31-2004 06:05:27 PM
Uh, Drunken Bill? Duh.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Zair
The Imp
posted 03-31-2004 06:07:29 PM
Damn dirty Republican
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 03-31-2004 06:07:34 PM
Drunken bill is (I almost hate to say it), boring and overdone. Not to mention unhealthy (You could break your screen if you keep bonking your head against it, numbnuts.).

I would put a vote for Camwhore/emoticon man.

Like, for every post you have a ready emoticon of yourself (Either pre-made, or made on the spot) that expresses the tone of your post.

Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 03-31-2004 06:07:38 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Uh, Drunken Bill? Duh.

Yeah.....that's what I thought your schtick was.

'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
Maradon!
posted 03-31-2004 06:08:07 PM
quote:
Peanut butter ass Shaq JooJooFlop booooze lime pole over bench lick:
Uh, Drunken Bill? Duh.

That's like a temporary schtick though. I can only do it while drunk!

Maradon!
posted 03-31-2004 06:09:08 PM
quote:
Zairing:
Damn dirty Republican

Taken by Azizza

quote:
Delphi Aegising:
I would put a vote for Camwhore/emoticon man.

Like, for every post you have a ready emoticon of yourself (Either pre-made, or made on the spot) that expresses the tone of your post.


Taken by Delidgamond (and I daresay he does it better than I could)

[ 03-31-2004: Message edited by: Maradon! ]

Mr. Parcelan
posted 03-31-2004 06:09:38 PM
It is clear what your shtick is: You are a walking shtick. You are Maradon.

You are Drunken Bill, the guy that would say stuff like "There's a thousand kittens all over my balls and they skeet skeet skeet all over the walls!", the dude that will probably make a post saying "I laughed so hard I pissed myself!" and then post photographic evidence.

You, my friend, have evolved beyond a common shtick. You...have become shtick.

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 03-31-2004 06:10:00 PM
I think your shenanigans are schticky enough.

Incidentally, what have you done about your laundry quandry?

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 03-31-2004 06:11:06 PM
quote:
Sentow, Maybe had this to say about pies:
I think your shenanigans are schticky enough.

Incidentally, what have you done about your laundry quandry?


Heh, his shtick could be "mr stinkypants"

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 03-31-2004 06:13:57 PM
quote:
Maradon! had this to say about Knight Rider:
Taken by Delidgamond (and I daresay he does it better than I could)

Delid was one to shock and awe us, you make us feel, Sir!

Besides, I don't mean little 10x10 smilies, I mean at least 100x100 grainy, pixilated images of the Bill we have all come to know and love expressing the most deep emotions of the world! From Anger to Sadness! Sleepy to aroused! YOUR CAMERA IS YOUR ONLY LIMIT!

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 03-31-2004 06:35:59 PM
Hey, Mara, now that i've contributed to your cause, I no longer wish to see your banner. Kindly remove it.
Maradon!
posted 03-31-2004 06:42:27 PM
quote:
Peanut butter ass Shaq Aury booooze lime pole over bench lick:
Hey, Mara, now that i've contributed to your cause, I no longer wish to see your banner. Kindly remove it.

Not until I meet goal!

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 03-31-2004 06:50:15 PM
in that case..

EVERYONE HURRY UP AND GIVE MARADON YOUR MONEY SO HE CAN REMOVE HIS SILLY LITTLE BANNER PLZKTHXLA~

Maradon!
posted 03-31-2004 06:53:37 PM
quote:
Aurying:
in that case..

EVERYONE HURRY UP AND GIVE MARADON YOUR MONEY SO HE CAN REMOVE HIS SILLY LITTLE BANNER PLZKTHXLA~


Is it that irritating?

Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 03-31-2004 06:59:08 PM
Nevermind

[ 03-31-2004: Message edited by: Rodent King ]

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Zair
The Imp
posted 03-31-2004 07:00:37 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Maradon!:
Is it that irritating?

Not as irritating as your previous banner

tFUCKING RETARD
Pancake
posted 03-31-2004 07:06:08 PM
quote:
Rodent King had this to say about Duck Tales:
Nevermind

Psst...apparently your sig's too big.

There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
Cass
Pancake
posted 03-31-2004 07:21:44 PM
(pads around Maradon and snuggles him)
Sean
posted 03-31-2004 07:24:45 PM
Maradon's the creepy porn freak now, moreso than Delid or Mort.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 03-31-2004 07:27:33 PM
quote:
How.... Maradon!.... uughhhhhh:
Is it that irritating?

You look like someone's got your nuts in a vicegrip.

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 03-31-2004 07:30:51 PM
quote:
Cass had this to say about Cuba:
(pads around Maradon and snuggles him)

Wow, we all thought Mort had killed you or something.

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 03-31-2004 09:46:43 PM
I think I accidentally hit one. Oops.

But yeah, you're Maradon, you need a schtick less than a Canadian needs a refrigerator!




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Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
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"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 03-31-2004 10:34:51 PM
quote:
Gunslinger Moogle wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I think I accidentally hit one. Oops.

But yeah, you're Maradon, you need a schtick less than a Canadian needs a refrigerator!


Crazy=Schtick..

unfortunately, I agree with Parce! ^_^

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