So,um, hello everyone!
<hands Gravity a cookie, fresh from the oven, still gooey and delicious!> 
...
Er, hi.
I'm your pusher. You need something done? You come to me. You want someone dead? You come to me. You need something special? You come to me. [ 03-31-2004: Message edited by: Black ]
quote:
Mortious thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Christ, they're coming out of the woodwork.
Its Noob-fest '04!
quote:Speaking of noob-fest... Drys, whatever happened to the rewards that were mentioned for last years?
"Katrinity," she said, "Have I got a little story for you..."
Its Noob-fest '04!
[ 03-31-2004: Message edited by: Black ]
Yes, it's April Fools Day. Seemed like a good day for "the noob invasion".
And thank you all for the welcome. I promise to always use periods, enter keys, somewhat reasonable grammar and spelling, and I will try not to make an ass of myself while I'm still new. Later on, any attempts to make an ass of myself should be met with the harshest punishment. [ 03-31-2004: Message edited by: Gravity'sAngel ]
You an Aussie? 
quote:Goddammit Kat.
Make Gravity'sAngel's fight on the hill, in the early day.
Yes, it's April Fools Day.
[ 03-31-2004: Message edited by: Black ]
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Everyone wondered WTF when Black wrote:
Goddammit Kat.
Well, it really is April 1st over in Australia and that time zone right now. 1 in the morning.
quote:Go choke on a cookie.
Why, Mr. Katrinityson? Why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Yes? No? Could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Katrinityson. Vagaries of perception. The temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as Evercrest itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. Katrinityson. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep fighting. Why, Mr. Katrinityson? Why? Why do you persist?
Well, it really is April 1st over in Australia and that time zone right now. 1 in the morning.
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Black wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Go choke on a cookie.
I don't choke on cookies. They are too delicious not to chew! ^.^
No, not an Aussie here, just an unemployed twit who isn't sure what day of the week it is.
Let me try this again - "Since tomorrow is April Fools Day, we are preparing in advance for the mass noob invasion on that day. Lesage, Uyulala, and myself are the scouting team. The information we pass to the hordes of noobs waiting on your doorstep determines the success or failure of the invasion."
Or something like that.
<dons some black leather and a bull whip> Ve have vays of making vou talk.
quote:Go choke on a co-...
Make Katrinity's fight on the hill, in the early day.
I don't choke on cookies. They are too delicious not to chew! ^.^
quote:
Black had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Go choke on a co-...
I told you, I don't choke, I bite. 
Whips are fine, sticks hurt.
Here, have some fudge. Now with 50% more razor blades.
Or was that walnuts? I allways get those two mixed up.
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Espio Idsavant wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
*pokes the newb with a stick*
Hey... I didnt think the Scientific experiments began until the second thread they appeared in.
Err... Hi to the n00b!
¡Aquí está su cesta halagadora de bienes horneados!
¡Goce!
quote:
Trillee wrote this stupid crap:
¡Hola! ¡Bienvenido a las tablas!¡Aquí está su cesta halagadora de bienes horneados!
¡Goce!
What's that Trillee? Timmy's in trouble, you say? Timmy's stuck in the Old Mill Well? Lets go Trillee-puppy! ^.^
<pats the puppy>
quote:Well, yes, thats why I'm poking with a stick instead of whacking with the spatula
Bloodrose had this to say about (_|_):
Hey... I didnt think the Scientific experiments began until the second thread they appeared in.Err... Hi to the n00b!
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Make Katrinity's fight on the hill, in the early day.
I told you, I don't choke, I bite.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Katrinity said:
What's that Trillee? Timmy's in trouble, you say? Timmy's stuck in the Old Mill Well? Lets go Trillee-puppy! ^.^<pats the puppy>
¡La corteza! corteza de barkbark!
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Welcome!Here, have some fudge. Now with 50% more razor blades.
Yay! Cookies, fudge, razor blades!
I feel right at home now.
So, why the name "Gravity's Angel"? That doesn't really make too much sense. Unless...centuries from now, will a new version of the Bible describe your divine visitations to Saints Einstein, Hawking and Newton?
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
"I feel myself falling like gravity's angel."
Somehow it just stuck with me. I can't explain it, except to say that I'm not the most graceful person in the world, so maybe that's why!
Or maybe it's just the thought that some angels were never meant to fly.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Gravity'sAngel was all like:
The name comes from a song. It's a long story, I'm a fan of the Irish singer Mary Black, and one of my favorite songs has the following lyric in it:"I feel myself falling like gravity's angel."
Somehow it just stuck with me. I can't explain it, except to say that I'm not the most graceful person in the world, so maybe that's why!
Or maybe it's just the thought that some angels were never meant to fly.
That is so not a long story. But it's a pretty nifty name anyway.
Welcome aboardupo
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
quote:
Cass stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
(waves)
Ooh, hiyas Cass!
Ms. Peter Cottontail. ^.^
Got Easter Eggs for us?
quote:
Trillee wrote this stupid crap:
¡La corteza! corteza de barkbark!
THAT made me laugh too hard.
oh, and
*stamps the n00b with "approved by cheesecake"*
Ao where exactly are you from?
Me? I'm from a boring place in the midwest, a place that has absolutely NOTHING it can claim for fame. I'm an "older person", in between jobs, wasting too much time eating, sleeping, and reading forums. I play a few games and still have an EQ addiction I'm not yet willing to break. Other than that, I'm rather vanilla.
Oh, I'm also currently a redhead. There seem to be a lot of us around here. (But it has nothing to do with the invasion. Nononono....)
