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can you please fix my title
posted 03-30-2004 10:13:44 AM
imaginary girls
Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
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Marflord
Pancake
posted 03-30-2004 10:16:00 AM
Well i personnally think Eden is my favored g/f

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~Smashing Pumpkins~

"Life is not like the songs sweetling, you may learn that one day to your sorrow." Petyr Baelish to Sansa Stark ~ From "A Song of Ice and Fire

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 03-30-2004 10:21:36 AM
I've got one word for this: Pathetic.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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can you please fix my title
posted 03-30-2004 10:36:57 AM
no pathetic people go heresuicide
Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
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*Tal*
Pancake
posted 03-30-2004 02:22:27 PM
*Applies for Job.*

what?

They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free too, and I find it more personal and sincere.
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Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 03-30-2004 02:35:02 PM
Some of those are among the ugliest women I've ever seen that weren't formerly a man. And one of them looks like they may have been a man at one point in their life.

The only good looking ones are, coincidently, the ones that are so booked that they can't accept new "dates".

edit: Okay, I lied. That Diana chick is pretty hot.

[ 03-30-2004: Message edited by: Snoota ]

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Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 03-30-2004 02:39:44 PM
quote:
Snoota stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Some of those are among the ugliest women I've ever seen that weren't formerly a man. And one of them looks like they may have been a man at one point in their life.

Quagmire-"Hey Baby, can I see the lower east side?"
Transvestite-"Sure."
Quagmire-"WHOA! Transvestite, back off! Wait, pre-op or post-op?"
Transvestite-"Pre-op."
Quagmire-"WHOA! Transvestite, back off!"

"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
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Broadzilla
Pancake
posted 03-30-2004 02:54:17 PM
This title should be, "Need a GF?" because this is for the COMPLETELY DESPARATE!
"I like lesbians with a giddy delight. If I had my own pair, I'd jack off every night."
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me."
"There are easier things in life then finding a good guy like nailing Jell-0 to a tree."

[T E C H N O D R O M E] // [E R I N E Y ' S M I N D]

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Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 03-30-2004 02:56:37 PM
I'd tap it. Twice.
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Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 03-30-2004 03:54:00 PM
quote:
Snoota thought about the meaning of life:
I'd tap it. Twice.

Wow.

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Steven Steve
posted 03-30-2004 08:08:27 PM
wassup fam
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
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"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Ares
posted 03-30-2004 08:17:57 PM
*hopes no one finds her picture on there*
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Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 03-30-2004 08:23:07 PM
quote:
Snoota had this to say about Robocop:
I'd tap it. Twice.

Looks like she's getting eaten out by some small animal.

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

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Holden
French Cocksucker
posted 03-30-2004 08:24:46 PM
quote:
Azymyth stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Looks like she's getting eaten out by some small animal.

Yiffing.


"America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you..."
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Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 03-31-2004 01:06:13 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Azymyth!
Looks like she's getting eaten out by some small animal.

I'd still tap it while she's being eaten out by a small animal.

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