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Aaron (the good one)
posted 03-30-2004 05:15:52 AM
Might as well get one that looks nice
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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 03-30-2004 05:36:49 AM
*grins* the pyrex dildos are old news but thanks for the thought Delid ;D
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Tal NSFW!!
Pancake
posted 03-30-2004 05:42:41 AM
Stainless Steel Chainmail Rope Weave, coated in heavy latex, The steel rings retain heat very well, so you can boil it for a couple minutes, they let it cool to the temp you like, and it will remain there until it equalizes with your own internal bodyheat. On the flip, you can freeze it, then thaw it for a few minutes in tap water, for a chilly moment to remember. Nice and heavy, so it has that "its there" feel, but will not shatter like glass. And, the abnormal textures created by the different weaves, create regular, steady repeating pressure spots, that a normal organically derived shape will not.

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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 03-30-2004 07:48:35 AM
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See, your Tal NSFW!! means your hair. So technically it's true.
...
Sounds like you have tested this personally.
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BetaTested
Not gay, but loves the cock!
posted 03-30-2004 07:55:31 AM
Tal, where do you get those?

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*Tal*
Pancake
posted 03-30-2004 08:30:09 AM
No.. never tested personally.. just familiar with the female body, AND, with making chainmail..

And Beta: You can make one for like, 5$ of stuff.

They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free too, and I find it more personal and sincere.
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Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 03-30-2004 03:42:03 PM
And for those of us who'd rather just support the craftsman that make them?
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He forgot the safeword.
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Skaw
posted 03-30-2004 04:04:41 PM
It's the Dagger of Time! Just with no pointy end!
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Tal At Work
Pancake
posted 03-31-2004 01:08:14 AM
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Check out the big brain on Xyrra!
And for those of us who'd rather just support the craftsman that make them?

I got something you can support...

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LeMiere
posted 03-31-2004 01:16:56 AM
While scuba diving in my local lake, I have found two crystal phallix dildos.

They retail at roughly 100 dollars each.

The price I pay for living in a city where spring break is hot, and Playboy enjoys filming.

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Tal At Work
Pancake
posted 03-31-2004 01:22:00 AM
Not quite sure how to respond here...


Uhh..

Yay??

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-31-2004 01:28:35 AM
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LeMiere had this to say about Pirotess:
While scuba diving in my local lake, I have found two crystal phallix dildos.

They retail at roughly 100 dollars each.

The price I pay for living in a city where spring break is hot, and Playboy enjoys filming.

So you kept them?

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Cass
Pancake
posted 03-31-2004 02:14:08 PM
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Tal NSFW!! stopped beating up furries long enough to write:

.....

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Holden
French Cocksucker
posted 03-31-2004 03:51:12 PM
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Cass impressed everyone with:
.....

Your sigpic has the perfect expression to that picture


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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-31-2004 03:54:56 PM
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Holden had this to say about Tron:
Your sigpic has the perfect expression to that picture

Betcha she has one just like it.

Or would like to.

[ 03-31-2004: Message edited by: JooJooFlop ]

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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LeMiere
posted 03-31-2004 07:55:24 PM
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JooJooFlop had this to say about Optimus Prime:
So you kept them?

It's treasure!

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