And I tell myself, "Yes Dr. Gee, much like crazy psycho-bitch english teachers have to be endured to reach the glory and joy that is UCSD, Robert Jordan must be endured before once again washing in the blissful delight of George RR Martin. For only after you have walked through the valley of the shadow of death, can you truely appreciate the glory that is to come."
I hope you will provide me courage through my trying times, for I fear going to bed, because it is then and only then which i must endure the tortures of boring dialouge, ultra-facist-feminism, and way to goddamn much character drudgery in place of real plot.
But off I must go, for I have to get up for work in only 5 hours, and I shall be grumpy enough as is even if i got bed now.
quote:You're so mean these days.
I've heard there was a secret chord, that Katrinity played, and it pleased the Lord:
Bite your tongue! Bite it!
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Everyone wondered WTF when Black wrote:
You're so mean these days.
I'm not mean! ^.^
Just don't like any dissing of WoT! 
And since we had a Matrix-Themed thread just pop up, I wanted to use a Will Farrell Parody line. 
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Katrinity was listening to Cher while typing:
Bite your tongue! Bite it!
Don't worry, he wont have any time to dog it, as he wont be done reading for at least a few more years.
quote:I think all that anger you've been holding back is finally leaking through.
I can still see Katrinity's Dad, running after me with a shovel in his hand.
I'm not mean! ^.^Just don't like any dissing of WoT!
And since we had a Matrix-Themed thread just pop up, I wanted to use a Will Farrell Parody line.
Give in to your anger and your journey to the dark side will be complete.
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Falaanla Marr had this to say about Cuba:
Don't worry, he wont have any time to dog it, as he wont be done reading for at least a few more years.
Pfah, light weights. I can read through all 10 books in 2 weeks.
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Black had this to say about the Spice Girls:
I think all that anger you've been holding back is finally leaking through.Give in to your anger and your journey to the dark side will be complete.
Ooh yeah, I know I have a temper. I just hide it very well under sugar, cookies, and lovings! ^.^
quote:That can't be healthy.
Because, Katrinity... You are a puppet.
Ooh yeah, I know I have a temper. I just hide it very well under sugar, cookies, and lovings! ^.^
You're going to have an aneurysm or something. 
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Black said:
That can't be healthy.You're going to have an aneurysm or something.
Nah. It actually helps. I have a flash-fire temper. It comes on fast, and is gone just as fast. I'm slowly training myself to be a different temperment by not giving into these swift rages. 
quote:Someone is going to tick you off in the worst way, and your repressed anger will erupt, and you'll lash out violently.
Miiisstterrr Katrinityson. We've missed you.
Nah. It actually helps. I have a flash-fire temper. It comes on fast, and is gone just as fast. I'm slowly training myself to be a different temperment by not giving into these swift rages.
Find an outlet before it's too late.
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Black wrote:
Find an outlet before it's too late.
I volunteer.
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From the book of Black, chapter 3, verse 16:
Someone is going to tick you off in the worst way, and your repressed anger will erupt, and you'll lash out violently.Find an outlet before it's too late.
KAT SMASH!!! RAHRHAHRAWWR! ^.^
quote:Get in line.
I can still see Mortious's Dad, running after me with a shovel in his hand.
I volunteer.
quote:-_-
Because, Katrinity... You are a puppet.
Really though, regardless of my temper, I find it hard to be really mean to people. ^.^
I'm joking, I can't imagine you hurting anyone.
Except Mortious.
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Black said this about your mom:
-_-I'm joking, I can't imagine you hurting anyone.
Except Mortious.
<dresses Mort up as a giant plushie furry> Nah, he's okays. ^.^
quote:On second thought, I might know someone who you'd be pissed off at... Not telling, though.
Because, Katrinity... You are a puppet.
<dresses Mort up as a giant plushie furry> Nah, he's okays. ^.^
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Black was naked while typing this:
On second thought, I might know someone who you'd be pissed off at... Not telling, though.
...Who?
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Falaanla Marr had this to say about pies:
Don't worry, he wont have any time to dog it, as he wont be done reading for at least a few more years.
Seeing as i'm only able to read for an hour or two a day tops, i give it another 6 weeks or so.
It's not something people hear about.
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There was much rejoicing when Katrinity said this:
...Who?
Oh, no one.
I have a very slow but mighty when provoked temper myself 
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Sean had this to say about Tron:
I must be an oddball, I can't fucking stand George RR Martin.
[ 03-30-2004: Message edited by: Niklas ]
edit: I agree with you, Sean. I like his books even less than the recent last couple WoT ones. (I did like the rest of the WoT series however..)
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Niklas had this to say about Pirotess:
Oh, no one.I have a very slow but mighty when provoked temper myself
quote:I think he misread. Anyways, I'm not going to say, it'd be dishonorable.
What sound does a dog make? Ruff. Like Katrinity's mother likes it.
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Black had this to say about the Spice Girls:
I think he misread. Anyways, I'm not going to say, it'd be dishonorable.
I'm not trying to distract anyone.
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We were all impressed when Katrinity wrote:
I have a flash-fire temper. It comes on fast, and is gone just as fast. I'm slowly training myself to be a different temperment by not giving into these swift rages.
So I'm not the only one??
YAY!! I have something else in common with Katrinity!! =^.^=
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Black had this to say about Tron:
I think he misread. Anyways, I'm not going to say, it'd be dishonorable.
<hovers over Black like a little rain cloud> Speeeeeeaaaakkkk!!! ^.^
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Katrinity's fortune cookie read:
Pfah, light weights. I can read through all 10 books in 2 weeks.
I've read up to 5 I think...and they took about a week each with a fair deal of reading. And I'm no slacker when it comes to speed either, and what I've read is well within the readable bounds. BUt I think most people would KILL themselves after that.
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Niklas had this to say about dark elf butts:
edit: I agree with you, Sean. I like his books even less than the recent last couple WoT ones. (I did like the rest of the WoT series however..)
I think you guys are still in the minority. Parce, Bloodsage, and Geeorn, among a few others, have read and liked them a lot, I believe.
The most common complaint seems to be that he tends to kill off anyone at anytime. I happen to like that, adds some real suspense.
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Zair's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
I think you guys are still in the minority. Parce, Bloodsage, and Geeorn, among a few others, have read and liked them a lot, I believe.The most common complaint seems to be that he tends to kill off anyone at anytime. I happen to like that, adds some real suspense.
George RR Martin gets better as you read through the series. First book is kinda like the latter WoT books in the slow plot and huge amount of characters and developement, but unlike Jordan's story-telling which has gone downhill, Martin's has gotten steadily and rapidly better over the course of the 3 books. Martin also manages to do somthing that Jordan didn't, which is have a ton of character story-lines with lots of character developement while also moving the plot along.
Of course, Jordan did this well in the begining of the WoT series too, so only time will tell whether Martin can keep it up.
I'll also note that it's been a very long while since i've read Martin's books, so i'm just working on a kinda fuzzy memory. [ 03-30-2004: Message edited by: Dr. Gee ]
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Katrinity painfully thought these words up:
Really though, regardless of my temper, I find it hard to be really mean to people. ^.^
*Baits Kat into a girl-cat-fight*
You and me! Let's... RUMBLE!
*Can barely stop herself from giggling*
Comon, pleaaase?
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Katrinity thought about the meaning of life:
Nah. It actually helps. I have a flash-fire temper. It comes on fast, and is gone just as fast. I'm slowly training myself to be a different temperment by not giving into these swift rages.
Hay Kat, you're going to laugh when you hear this, but I accidentally crashed your car into a orphanage for little foxes. I figured, why let their pelts go to waste...
Long story short: I have a new coat made out of your family.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
quote:No.
Because, Katrinity... You are a puppet.
<hovers over Black like a little rain cloud> Speeeeeeaaaakkkk!!! ^.^
Conversely, people who speed through all ten books, and then find Robert Jordan is writing prequels instead of finishing the series have every right to bitch.
By the time Arya or whatever escaped and was caught for the eight or so time in a row, I was getting that feeling of hey, this is going nowhere, really really fast. [ 03-31-2004: Message edited by: Zaza ]
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Pvednes had this to say about Optimus Prime:
People who quit on book one have no reason to bitch about Robert Jordan.
Yes, heaven forbid anyone have the foresight to see that the entire series is trash and not waste their time on it 
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Led had this to say about Pirotess:
Yes, heaven forbid anyone have the foresight to see that the entire series is trash and not waste their time on it
Agreed. Don't rack on such oracles. They can obviously form an educated opinion about something by merely viewing a small part of the spectrum.
Us lesser mortals why try to limit our negative opinions to books we've actually read should be grateful of our betters. [ 03-31-2004: Message edited by: Zaza ]
