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Topic: This will be the most RANDOM THREAD EVER!
Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 03-27-2004 11:22:33 PM
Ketchup.
Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
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MorbId
Pancake
posted 03-27-2004 11:24:20 PM
Failed.
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BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 03-27-2004 11:24:25 PM
Bones.
Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
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Jargum
Doughnut
posted 03-27-2004 11:27:35 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why MorbId wrote:
Failed.

Eggnog

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Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 03-27-2004 11:31:11 PM
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Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 03-27-2004 11:32:49 PM
My brain is couch! The mushroom is cheese of the day! Time is a word masturbation. The world exists in not four, but fifteen different dimensions, thirty-five of which Humankind is actually capable of mushroom cloud in my pants.
Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
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Sean
posted 03-27-2004 11:39:20 PM
Celine Dion
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 03-27-2004 11:41:14 PM
Agent Smith.
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Skaw
posted 03-27-2004 11:41:17 PM
Smith.

Oh geez, I should elaborate on that one.

Smith on the far left.

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-27-2004 11:43:22 PM
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Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 03-27-2004 11:44:54 PM
NGage is huge lol.



moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

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Alaan
posted 03-27-2004 11:57:01 PM
Fuck Wakka.
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Cherveny
Papaya
posted 03-27-2004 11:58:20 PM
quote:
This one time, at Alaan camp:
Fuck Wakka.

No thanks.

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Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 03-28-2004 12:02:43 AM
Carrots make the best jam! And don't forget, "I" before "E" or else you loose your testicles.
"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
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Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 03-28-2004 12:04:59 AM
I just deposited this thread.
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Peter
Pancake
posted 03-28-2004 12:36:24 AM
KAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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.com
Pancake
posted 03-28-2004 02:15:34 AM
Depression.
What did five fingers say to the face? SLAP!!!!!

Im Rick James, bitch!!!!

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Tsunami
I like pizza.
posted 03-28-2004 02:19:25 AM
Noisserped makes for happy cojones!
Moo.
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-28-2004 02:23:48 AM
quote:
Peter put down Tada! magazine long enough to type:
KAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Khan.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 03-28-2004 03:01:13 AM
Chaka Khan, let me rock you
Let me rock you, Chaka Khan
Let me rock you, that's all I wanna do
Chaka Khan, let me rock you
Let me rock you, Chaka Khan
Let me rock you, let me feel for you
Chaka Khan let me tell you what I wanna do
Do you feel for me, the way I feel for you
Chaka Khan let me tell you what I wanna do
I wanna love you, wanna hug you, wanna squeeze you too
Let me take you in my arms
Let me fill you with my charms, Chaka
'Cause you know that I'm the one to keep you warm
Chaka, I'll make you more than just a physical dream
I wanna rock you, Chaka
Baby, cause you make me wanna scream
Let me rock you, rock you
Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
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Zair
The Imp
posted 03-28-2004 03:06:41 AM
My favorite viking is Egil Skallagrimson
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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 03-28-2004 03:13:07 AM
What's the difference between an apple and an orange?

Pizza!

Why? Because a bicycle has two wheels!

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 03-28-2004 03:37:42 AM
I cut my hair!
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
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Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 03-28-2004 09:30:23 AM
"How much does that weigh?"
"HAM!"
"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
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Peter
Pancake
posted 03-28-2004 09:41:56 AM
King Arthur: Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society
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Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 03-28-2004 12:06:51 PM
This thread has reached banana% suckage
one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
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Broadzilla
Pancake
posted 03-28-2004 12:08:48 PM
If you're sliding down the ocean on your jet ski and a wheel falls off, will it still take the same number of pancakes to cover the doghouse if your arms grow ten feet long?
"I like lesbians with a giddy delight. If I had my own pair, I'd jack off every night."
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me."
"There are easier things in life then finding a good guy like nailing Jell-0 to a tree."

[T E C H N O D R O M E] // [E R I N E Y ' S M I N D]

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