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Topic: The Pester Katrinity thread
Mr. Parcelan
posted 03-26-2004 06:19:47 PM
We've had Blame Snoota, Nag Bajah and Ask Gydyon. The next logical step is to annoy Katrinity.

The only rules are: your post must be whiny and annoying, and your post must begin like so...

Katrinityyyyyy,

My feet are cold and I'm hungry

GO!

Ares
posted 03-26-2004 06:20:55 PM
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 03-26-2004 06:21:48 PM
Katrrinnnniiiityyyy, you almost got yourself killed! Don't do thaaaaat
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 03-26-2004 06:21:50 PM
I need to know how to make chicken cookies...
Aaron (the good one)
posted 03-26-2004 06:23:03 PM
Parcelan stole my bottle!
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Darius!
Pancake
posted 03-26-2004 06:23:19 PM
Kaaaaat, get me into wow beta pleeeeease.
Skaw
posted 03-26-2004 06:23:25 PM
Kaaaaaaaaaaaaat, lets play Bomberman!
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 03-26-2004 06:27:46 PM
Kaaaaaaaaaaaaat, post some pictures of you. We're worried that you actually might be a fat and ugly old man...
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Skaw
posted 03-26-2004 06:28:49 PM
quote:
Tarquinn had this to say about pies:
Kaaaaaaaaaaaaat, post some pictures of you. We're worried that you actually might be a fat and ugly old man...

Heh, I was about to edit something about pictures in my post, Tarq.

Like, right about to, it was displaying my post as the last on the listing, but when I opened the thread again yours was there.

[ 03-26-2004: Message edited by: Skaw ]

Ryuujin
posted 03-26-2004 06:29:45 PM
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-26-2004 06:31:19 PM
Kaaaaaaaat, play with me more often.

.

.

.

.

.

... in SWG.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-26-2004 06:31:29 PM
You know that vault you keep all your best cookies in?

I kinda rubbed some of them on the less-than-hygenic parts of my body.

And I forgot which ones I soiled, as I shuffled them in with the rest of the population.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 03-26-2004 06:36:50 PM
Katrinityyyyyy,

I'm bored and really bored... and.. fuck I'm bored. Helllppppp meeeeee.

Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 03-26-2004 06:54:11 PM
Katrinityyyyy, I need help with a math question!

Train A leaves the station travelling west at 25 km/h. Train B leaves the station travelling up at 50 km/h. Both stations are on opposite ends of the universe, and are attempting to crash into each other. Each second that goes by, the speed of both trains increases exponentially (eg. 50km/h^2, then [50km/h^2]^2, etc.) Assume that the speed of light is not the universal speed limit (or that it's possible for the trains to go faster than light). Using Boyle's Law, Murphy's Law, the Quadratic Formula, Newton's Law, and the Laws of Thermodynamics, prove that Red Warrior needs food badly.

[ 03-26-2004: Message edited by: Ruvyen ]

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Teagan
Patron Deity of Ramen
posted 03-26-2004 06:57:44 PM
*meows pitiously and scratches at the door*
"Hey guy, need a light?"
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 03-26-2004 07:00:19 PM
Katrinity:

You can't help me.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Steven Steve
posted 03-26-2004 07:59:36 PM
Katrinity, will you go with me to the prom?
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Aaron (the good one)
posted 03-26-2004 08:21:46 PM
Katrinity! I used all your fur gel on Zephyr.
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 03-26-2004 08:42:00 PM
Katrinityyyyyy,

I keep lagging in FF11, and my group kicked me out for not healing the tank in time for the 2nd time. One said I was the worst white mage he'd ever seen. Make it better please.

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 03-26-2004 08:45:24 PM
Katrinity!! I wanna join the Horde, but they have no attractive women. Haelp!
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 03-26-2004 08:51:38 PM
<backs away slowly from the thread> You've all gone loco...mad I say! Mad! <flees>
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 03-26-2004 08:53:03 PM
Dear Miss Kat,

You failed to help.

Now I must go cut my wrists.

Woe.

Love,

Trent.

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 03-26-2004 08:58:17 PM
pull - steamroller rollin' through
my head said attached to loco
power up coal through the system
out to the right said you're in my
light - lock down the generator on
man screw down use the system
use the main plan full power up to
the point man don't fuck with me

loco

lock down here latch the generator
on screw the system
full power hit the main plan

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 03-26-2004 09:11:20 PM
Katriiiiiiiiinityyyyyy

Watch Azumanga Daioh with me!

Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 03-26-2004 10:43:39 PM
Katrinityyyyyy,

There's no more cold sodas in the fridge.

There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
D Spot
Pancake
posted 03-26-2004 10:58:36 PM
EDIT: whoops

[ 03-26-2004: Message edited by: D Spot ]

D Spot
Pancake
posted 03-26-2004 10:59:25 PM
Katrinityyyyy,

Why can't I think of something to pester you about?

[ 03-26-2004: Message edited by: D Spot ]

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-26-2004 11:26:42 PM
Katrinityyyyyy,

My butt itches. I mean it really itches. I think it's the new fabric softner you bought.

Do the responsible thing and scratch my butt for me.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Broadzilla
Pancake
posted 03-26-2004 11:34:50 PM
Katrinityyyyy,

I'm lonely. Give me some lovin'.

"I like lesbians with a giddy delight. If I had my own pair, I'd jack off every night."
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me."
"There are easier things in life then finding a good guy like nailing Jell-0 to a tree."

[T E C H N O D R O M E] // [E R I N E Y ' S M I N D]

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 03-26-2004 11:40:43 PM
quote:
Broadzilla Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Katrinityyyyy,

I'm lonely. Give me some lovin'.


<hugs Alleria> ^.^

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 03-26-2004 11:41:10 PM
Kaaatriiiiiiiiiinityyyyyyyyyy...

I'm all outta cookies.

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Lady Delirium
Drysart loves me!
posted 03-26-2004 11:52:18 PM
[QUOTE]Fazum'Zen Fastfist wrote this stupid crap:
Katrinity, will you go with me to the prom?[/QUOTE


you didnt ask me


yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
Cherveny
Papaya
posted 03-27-2004 12:33:20 AM
Kaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttt,

you keep handing out cookies to everyone, including me....

but I am diabetic.

Stop tempting me to eat foods I can't eat!

Drysart
Pancake
posted 03-27-2004 12:35:07 AM
Kat down!
Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 03-27-2004 12:44:07 AM
Katrinityyyyyy:

Why does Rock Lee look like a cocaine addict? He should be just as cool as Naruto.

"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Steven Steve
posted 03-27-2004 01:09:42 AM
quote:
Lady Delirium had this to say about dark elf butts:

you didnt ask me

Lady D, will you go with me to my bed?

haha

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 03-27-2004 02:42:10 AM
quote:
Fazum'Zen Fastfist had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Lady D, will you go with me to my bed?

haha


I'd make a "Lady D has a boyfriend with a 9" penis" joke, but those got old a while ago.

oh and

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!

I'm with Mort, Come back to the dark side.

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 03-27-2004 02:44:23 AM
Kaaaaaaaaaattt...

Out of cookies here aaand at uni, heeeeelllp!

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 03-27-2004 02:55:56 AM
Hey Katrinity.

Yeah.

You know.

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 03-27-2004 02:57:17 AM
Kaaaaat, I'm out of booze.

[ 03-27-2004: Message edited by: Fizodeth ]

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