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Topic: I'm happy to be alive today! ^.^
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 03-26-2004 10:31:10 AM
Ya wanna know why? I could of died Wednesday night. The brand new car I had just bought 2-3 weeks early (only got 750 miles on it so far) broke. I was in a grocery store parking lot when I slowed down to go over a speed bump, as I went over the bump I heard this horrible scrapping noise. Paniced that I had ran over something I hadn't seen, I stopped a few feet with the noise still going. I looked around under my car, no problems, went around the back, no problems, turned to the passenger side and saw my front passenger side tire turned inward at a 45 degree angle at the top of the tire...

It would seem, my brand new car was missing (from the factory) a pinch pin in the ball-joint on that tire that kept it secured on the top to the axel. It was only a matter of time before it had decided to pop out of its place. Had I been on a faster road (40mph+) or god forbid the Interstate, I'd be very injured if not dead right now if that ball-joint had decided to pop off then.

So I'm happy to be alive and well with very little damage done to my car other than a missing pin and one scarred rim. ^.^

<hands out cookies to all>

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Led
*kaboom*
posted 03-26-2004 10:32:29 AM
Ack! *hugs* You coulda sued their butts off for that one hehe
Cherveny
Papaya
posted 03-26-2004 10:37:02 AM
Thank goodness it failed when it did and not on the road.

Sounds like you have grounds for a lawsuit on your hands possibly.

Holden
French Cocksucker
posted 03-26-2004 10:37:23 AM
My trap must have failed..

looks around

Oops! I mean..YAY!


"America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you..."
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 03-26-2004 10:38:04 AM
Well since it was still under warranty that will pay for all the damages, we won't be sueing. Same brand of car though different model saved my sister's life over a year and a half ago when a beer truck barreled into the back end of her. Her Ford Explorer crumpled like an accordian from the force (back tail-door was mashed all the way right behind the driver's seat) but thanks to the design and space of it, she was able to 'walk' away with only two compressed verebrate (had to have back surgery to fix it) and not in a body bag. So, we'll be giving them this 'one' for saving her life.
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 03-26-2004 10:41:30 AM
Holy crap!

Well, not much I can say except that I'm glad you're alive too!


Don't let it happen to you again (the almsot dying bit, not the surviving bit)

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 03-26-2004 10:42:10 AM
You will live one more day! But just one more! I'llll gettt yoouuu!

*Shakes fist*



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 03-26-2004 10:45:50 AM
<looks shifty-eyed at Holden and Black> Now that I know who was behind it...expect a delicious basket of cookies on your door steps in the next few days...and don't mind the ticking, I added a timer to tell you when they're just perfect to eat..yeah thats right, a timer!
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 03-26-2004 10:53:16 AM
KITTY!

Glad you're okay, and I'm really glad it didn't happen in a worse location ('course it'd be better if it had never happened). Any sort of problem can be a nerve-racking experience. I'm glad this one turned out as only a minor incident.

Since it was a manufacturing defect, make sure they replace everything that got damaged, including the scratched rim. I'd also suggest having the car inspected for other damage or problems (like more missing pins or a bent axle). You bought a new car, so you deserve to have a new car. You also deserve a new car on the principle of you being you, but that's a different story.

[ 03-26-2004: Message edited by: `Doc ]

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Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 03-26-2004 10:55:35 AM
Glad you're alright Katrinity! Looks like you've got someone up there watching out for you!
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 03-26-2004 11:03:30 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on `Doc!
KITTY!

Glad you're okay, and I'm really glad it didn't happen in a worse location ('course it'd be better if it had never happened). Any sort of problem can be a nerve-racking experience. I'm glad this one turned out as only a minor incident.

Since it was a manufacturing defect, make sure they replace everything that got damaged, including the scratched rim. I'd also suggest having the car inspected for other damage or problems (like more missing pins or a bent axle). You bought a new car, so you deserve to have a new car. You also deserve a new car on the principle of you being you, but that's a different story.


They are replacing all the damaged parts, rim included, and checking the tires for other such defects. Hopefully this was just a fluke occurance.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Marflord
Pancake
posted 03-26-2004 11:09:38 AM
I'm glad your okay, car crashes suck.

you get extra bonus points for not sueing, most people would have gotten their lawyers before the ambulences arrived.

~Smashing Pumpkins~

"Life is not like the songs sweetling, you may learn that one day to your sorrow." Petyr Baelish to Sansa Stark ~ From "A Song of Ice and Fire

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-26-2004 11:12:03 AM
Nooooooo!

Glad you're alright Kat, don't scare me like that.

Malbi
posted 03-26-2004 11:27:41 AM

I am glad you are okay.
pats Katrinity
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 03-26-2004 11:31:09 AM
I too am glad that you are alright.

Try to avoid those vicious speed bumps on the future.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 03-26-2004 11:31:35 AM
quote:

Narrator: "A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now: should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one."

Business woman on plane: "Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?"

Narrator: "You wouldn't believe."

Business woman on plane: "Which car company do you work for?"

Narrator: "A major one."


[ 03-26-2004: Message edited by: Liam ]

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 03-26-2004 11:47:25 AM
quote:
Out of a possible 10, Liam scored a straight 1 with:
[QB][/QB]

ARGH! I know that quote.... but I cannot remember where! I remember it being a damn good movie, too.... MUST REMEMBER.

*hugs Katrinity* You're still around because the Karmic Gods love you!

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 03-26-2004 11:56:14 AM
quote:
Bajah wrote this stupid crap:
ARGH! I know that quote.... but I cannot remember where! I remember it being a damn good movie, too.... MUST REMEMBER.

*hugs Katrinity* You're still around because the Karmic Gods love you!


I am Jack's Smirking Revenge.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 03-26-2004 12:00:30 PM
quote:
This is what Liam is doing. This is what I want Liam to do :
I am Jack's Smirking Revenge.

See, I thought it was Fight Club because I could 'hear' Edward Norton saying that in my head, but I couldn't really remember that happening in the movie.... hrm.. Now I need to watch it again.

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 03-26-2004 01:53:54 PM
Yikes!

I'm so glad you're ok.

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can you please fix my title
posted 03-26-2004 02:07:27 PM
quote:
Katrinity got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Well since it was still under warranty that will pay for all the damages, we won't be sueing. Same brand of car though different model saved my sister's life over a year and a half ago when a beer truck barreled into the back end of her. Her Ford Explorer crumpled like an accordian from the force (back tail-door was mashed all the way right behind the driver's seat) but thanks to the design and space of it, she was able to 'walk' away with only two compressed verebrate (had to have back surgery to fix it) and not in a body bag. So, we'll be giving them this 'one' for saving her life.

um yeah, how about not giving it to them and instead giving credit to the fedral saftey guidelines that forced Ford and others to buils somewhat safe cars.

then think if you had been driving a mercedes or a volvo your sister likly not have had even the back problems.

The back wheel of my Mazda fell off once on a exit ramp of the interstate. seems that the whole assembly back then was held on by a cotter pin type device. I wasnt hurt becuse I was wearing my seat belt and i retained most of my control. I dont thnak mazda though.

_________________

I am glad you were not hurt, thats the important thing.

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 03-26-2004 02:28:38 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Katrinity wrote:
Same brand of car though different model saved my sister's life over a year and a half ago when a beer truck barreled into the back end of her.

But the beer truck was ok, wasn't it? WASN'T IT?

Anyhow, glad that it happened when it did and not on the interstate. I'd say, soak the dealer for a really plush rental while they're fixing the Katmobile.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 03-26-2004 02:41:43 PM
I'm happy you're alive today too Kat.
Ryuujin
posted 03-26-2004 03:57:19 PM

*hugs Kat* Thank goodness nothing worse happened.

[ 03-26-2004: Message edited by: Ryuujin ]

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 03-26-2004 04:47:20 PM
YAY! The Katrinity is still here to bring bounds of cookie goddess love to us all!
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Jargum
Doughnut
posted 03-26-2004 04:49:55 PM
Thank goodness Kat is ok. I don't know what EC could of done without its resident cookie goddess/kitsune.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 03-26-2004 04:58:10 PM
quote:
So quoth Jargum:
Thank goodness Kat is ok. I don't know what EC could of done without its resident cookie goddess/kitsune.

Yeah. It would have just been so... horrible. Really. Honest.

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 03-26-2004 05:01:01 PM
Car freakouts are scary! I'm glad you're ok, and that it's all covered!
Mr. Parcelan
posted 03-26-2004 05:13:43 PM
How would you get us into the beta if you were dead?!

HAHAHAHAHAIhsiaubfsujgbhyujyhgaaaaaaagggggh *chokes to death*

Skaw
posted 03-26-2004 06:16:08 PM
Good thing your ok, or we'd never be able to play Bomberman!
Ares
posted 03-26-2004 06:19:22 PM
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-26-2004 06:19:56 PM
quote:
Ryuujin had this to say:

.......

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-26-2004 06:22:29 PM
quote:
Xyrra had this to say:
Car freakouts are scary!

No kidding. One time, while being half asleep and on my way home, I almost side-swiped a stationary (broke down) car while going 70MPH on the motorway. I would've definately spun and quite possibly gone over.

Scared the crap out of me.

Skaw
posted 03-26-2004 06:27:17 PM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about Knight Rider:
No kidding. One time, while being half asleep and on my way home, I almost side-swiped a stationary (broke down) car while going 70MPH on the motorway. I would've definately spun and quite possibly gone over.

Scared the crap out of me.


Don't you mean kmph?!

You're not really British! You Phony! Hey everybody! This guys a phony!

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 03-26-2004 06:30:23 PM
quote:
Skaw had this to say about Robocop:
Don't you mean kmph?!

You're not really British! You Phony! Hey everybody! This guys a phony!


No, he means Meters Per Hectasecond.
He also may be exaggerating his plight.

Also, Kat:

Glad yer still with us.

[ 03-26-2004: Message edited by: Gunslinger Moogle ]




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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-26-2004 06:30:23 PM
All English speed signs are in MPH.
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 03-26-2004 06:37:28 PM
quote:
Gunslinger Moogle had this to say about Robocop:
No, he means Meters Per Hectasecond.

My car gets 17 furlongs per hogshead, and that's the way I like it, dammit!

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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D Spot
Pancake
posted 03-26-2004 06:40:43 PM
Good to hear that you're alright, Kat.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-26-2004 06:42:35 PM
quote:
Gunslinger Moogle stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
No, he means Meters Per Hectasecond.

Miles Per Hour, you dolts!

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-26-2004 07:21:45 PM
When I was a kid I would refer to MPH as Maple Hat.
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