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Topic: This thread has even MORE rules
Mr. Parcelan
posted 03-26-2004 04:12:30 AM
First of all, Addy will dress up like a samurai-warrior and defeat, in complete sword-to-sword combat, 100 nem-x's.

But that's not all.

Gydyon will serenade the forums with classic Frank Sinatra songs.

Sean and Snoota will battle each other while rampaging through downtown Tokyo.

Vorbis and Karnaj will engage each other in a deadly high-speed turbo car race in which there can be only one winner.

Ja'Deth will appear as a ghost and warn everyone of the follies of greed and cupcakes.

Abbikat will unleash the Howl of the Ages.

Vorago will lead the Orcish Horde against the Delidgamonish Alliance.

Xyrra will embark on a quest of vengeance against Drysart.

Drysart, however, will belch the alphabet.

Nae will burst in and attempt to blast Ja'Deth with her proton beam and remove him from the world. Naughty ghost.

Lashanna will get me a beer.

Monica and Lazzay will fight to the death in a knife-fight.

Liam will play the bagpipes.

Niklas will accompany him on bass.

Black will pee his pants in excitement.

Trent will pilot a zeppelin into Falaanla's base in a desperate suicide mission.

Moogle will poop not once but twice.

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 03-26-2004 06:01:49 AM
Mission accomplished.

[ 03-26-2004: Message edited by: Black ]



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 03-26-2004 09:38:03 AM
I'll win this no prob!
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 03-26-2004 09:44:27 AM
*dances around in no-rules-land*
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 03-26-2004 09:47:15 AM
Looks like we bourgeoise have no restrictions again.
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 03-26-2004 09:56:08 AM
Because I have no specific rule, I will spend this thread writing in my livejournal how Parcelan is a big jerk.
Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 03-26-2004 10:03:06 AM
I EXPECT TO SEE THESE RULES FOLLOWED IMMEDIATELY!
Cherveny
Papaya
posted 03-26-2004 10:04:37 AM
quote:
Aury had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
*dances around in no-rules-land*
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 03-26-2004 10:07:15 AM
Conveniently, I just started learning Bass.
Tatsukaze
wants Kloie's mom OH SO BAD
posted 03-26-2004 10:10:21 AM
Woo! No rules!
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 03-26-2004 10:38:52 AM
quote:
Ninety-nine bottles of Mr. Parcelan on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of Mr. Parcelan...
Monica and Lazzay will fight to the death in a knife-fight.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 03-26-2004 10:55:55 AM
Starts this thread up with some Scotland the Brave
Lashanna
noob
posted 03-26-2004 10:59:33 AM
You go to Hell. You go to Hell and you die.
Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 03-26-2004 11:25:44 AM
quote:
Aury probably says this to all the girls:
*dances around in no-rules-land*

Accompanies him with a dunce hat on.

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 03-26-2004 11:32:55 AM
*invades France*
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Marflord
Pancake
posted 03-26-2004 11:33:29 AM
I am not mentioned.

WHAT DID I DO WRONG!!!!!!!

*eats a tub of icecream*

~Smashing Pumpkins~

"Life is not like the songs sweetling, you may learn that one day to your sorrow." Petyr Baelish to Sansa Stark ~ From "A Song of Ice and Fire

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 03-26-2004 11:34:13 AM
quote:
Marflord obviously shouldn't have said:
I am not mentioned.

WHAT DID I DO WRONG!!!!!!!

*eats a tub of icecream*


You were born on Boxing Day, that's what's wrong!

Marflord
Pancake
posted 03-26-2004 11:42:25 AM
CURSES!!! Will I ever be accepted for who I am? *cries, listens to some Dasboard Confessional*
~Smashing Pumpkins~

"Life is not like the songs sweetling, you may learn that one day to your sorrow." Petyr Baelish to Sansa Stark ~ From "A Song of Ice and Fire

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 03-26-2004 11:59:09 AM
*croons*
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-26-2004 12:26:05 PM
quote:
And coming in at #1 is Vorbis with "Reply." I'm Casey Casem.
I'll win this no prob!

Let's see, turbo car...I'll take an Audi TT. You can have a 1989 Saab 900. Ready?

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 03-26-2004 12:26:48 PM
*pulls out a little notebook and begins jotting down ideas, looking around shiftily*
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 03-26-2004 01:19:53 PM
Do nooooooot be greeeeeeedy! Eeeeeeat coooooooookies, not cuuuuuuupcaaaaakes!
*rattles some chains, haunts a bakery*
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Mightion Defensor
posted 03-26-2004 01:31:22 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael said this about your mom:
Do nooooooot be greeeeeeedy! Eeeeeeat coooooooookies, not cuuuuuuupcaaaaakes!
*rattles some chains, haunts a bakery*

* looks at the ghost, puzzledly, the reaches over and pulls off the bedsheet with the two eyeholes cut off.

Dude, weak.

Hmm... Gyd is singing classic Frank Sinatra songs... well of COURSE he is; it's not like there are RECENT Frank Sinatra songs to sing instead...

Make sure Sean and Snoota get a proper battle/rampage ratio. You don't want them fighting each other so much the damage to the city is only peripheral, and you don't want them doing so much destruction they do relatively minor damage to each other. Balance is the key.

I warned Abbikat about the dangers of too much prune juice.

[ 03-26-2004: Message edited by: Mightion Defensor ]

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 03-26-2004 01:39:10 PM
*pours a jar of ectoplasm on mr paladin*

Give up your greed, Mightion. In life, I was your friend. Now I'm...oh hell.

Just eat cookies, okay? No cupcakes. They're made with SIN! SIN, I Tells Ya!

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 03-26-2004 02:04:15 PM
So what was it that you wanted when you IMed me, that day?> O.o
Mr. Parcelan
posted 03-26-2004 10:34:47 PM
These rules are not being upheld. I expect them to be enforced immediately.

I also have added the following rules:

Bajah will ride his high horse to town, where he shall duel Pvednes in a Wild West saloon.

JooJooFlop and Mortious shall form a two-person mariachi band.

Lenlalron will have incredible psychic power to hear what women really want...also what large-mouth bass want.

Aury and Zephyer shall form a crime-fighting duo.

Murdoc will weep openly for no less than four minutes.

Lyinar will take her case to court and lose.

LASHANNA WILL GET ME A BEER.

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 03-26-2004 10:53:06 PM
quote:
Trent will pilot a zeppelin into Falaanla's base in a desperate suicide mission.

*reads his mission notes and sighs.*

Another suicide mission. Man, those rez's are getting expensive too. Ah well.

*steals a Zepplin, kicks out Robert Plant and takes off, searching for Fal's base.. each moment not seeing it, growing more desperate.. til finally success, the base is spotted*

Well.. here goes nothing.

*pops the Zepplin and falls in a flaming ball down into the midst of Fal's base*

Hope it was good for you too baby.

X_X

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 03-26-2004 10:57:47 PM
*uses Liam's bagpipe as his toilet for poop #1 and the toilet as his bagpipe for poop #2*



moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 03-27-2004 12:43:21 AM
My vote is for the Voragorcs.
nem-x
posted 03-27-2004 03:56:22 AM
I obviously defeated Addy McAddington.
Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 03-27-2004 06:52:00 AM
I'm a train.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 03-27-2004 11:05:53 AM
Sean
posted 03-27-2004 11:12:55 AM
My opponent is missing.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 03-27-2004 02:20:21 PM
*Bajah rides in and guns down his opponent just outside the saloon*

Bad guys don't follow rules!

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