Beware a potentially soon-approaching influx of stupid customer quotes!
PS: In light of such an event I have changed my avatar and sig! Enjoy, or something :P
PPS: I haven't read the boards in a while, so fill me in on the juicy bits prz
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Delidgamond had this to say about Tron:
Liam will make your life hell
I had something clever to say, but that gyrating mutant winnie-the-pooh made me lose my concentration.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
Oh, and congrats.
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Palador ChibiDragon stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I'll have a foot long spicy Italian on white. Double meat, double cheese, double bacon. Lettuce, tomato, green pepper, oil, vinigar, and mayo.Oh, and congrats.
No no....
Footlong Sweet Onion Chicken Teryaki, double meat, double cheese, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Pepper, little bit of the Onion sauce and a little of the Red Wine Vinagerette.
Oh and I can relate the sad tales of Subway, having been a former "sandwich artist." Fuck that... we weren't sandwich artists. We were minimum wage making deli sandwich schlubs.
Old man walks in, orders a 6 pc chicken with fries.
"Im sorry sir, we dont serve chicken or fries here, just subs"
"What the hell kind of chicken place doesnt sell chicken?!"
"The kind that's called Subway sir, You want the chicken place down 10 stores and around the corner"
old man walks off mumbling and cursing about not having chicken.
If I'm feeling spunky, DOUBLE green peppers.
Yeah, I'm boring.
Club sandwhich double cheese lettece all 3 sprinkled cheeses chipotle sauce.
yaes.
I love Subway.
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Tarquinn wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
You know, I cannot really say much positive about the us-american kitchen in general, but boy, you know how to make great fast-food!
I love Subway.
Subway sucks 
But then we have the best sandwich shop ever around here.
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Niklas thought about the meaning of life:
Subway sucksBut then we have the best sandwich shop ever around here.
I agree with the first statement, however I don't believe that we have the best sandwich shop ever around here. Maybe hot dogs, but not sandwich.
And, thus, it begins!
I better get some free subs.
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Goma obviously shouldn't have said:
I'm going in for "office training" later today. I heard from a friend that it takes like four hours.And, thus, it begins!
I better get some free subs.
Wait? Four hours? How many sessions is that split into?
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Alek Saege had this to say about John Romero:
Wait? Four hours? How many sessions is that split into?
One big fat four hour session. I saw a bunch of videos on sanitary practices and how to be efficient while "on the line". Although I think it was supposed to be split up into four sessions since the video was cut up into chapters titled "Day one" to "Day four".
It was all basic preliminary warm up stuff so I will know what to do prior to my actual first shift. The actual execution of said things in the video will come with experience, much like everything else in the world.
Oh! Funny quote already!
One part in the video was describing some sort of accurate formula of how many workers that are currently working equals out to so many "sub units" made per hour.
Anyhow, they said that one person all alone makes "less than 50 subs" per hour. While the woman on the video was dictating that line the video was showing ">50".
Teehee, dumb Subway officials.
Three White Chocolate Macadamia nut Cookies and a Dr. Pepper.
No, Really. Bite me.
mmm...pita pit.
but alas, here comes the alcohol... screw eating 
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Goma probably says this to all the girls:
Quiznos IS better, but it also costs an arm and a leg.
Yeah.
Potbelly Subs are actually the best, IMO...but I wanted to use a pic with the fucked up hamstergerbilferretdemonbeast things.
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Mr. Gainsborough thought about the meaning of life:
Yeah.
Potbelly Subs are actually the best, IMO...but I wanted to use a pic with the fucked up hamstergerbilferretdemonbeast things.
Hehe.
We got a little kid at the cardstore who sings that commerical song(eat quiznose subs for they are tasty etc) really loud.
Its funny.
I like schlotcheckies sandwhiches myself, likea sub but cooked and stuff.
