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Topic: I have discovered the very definition of irony.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 03-22-2004 04:12:38 AM
A movie about the last hours of Jesus' life and, indirectly, the formation of the Christian faith was knocked off the top spot by a movie about brain eating zombies.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 03-22-2004 04:14:48 AM
what
nem-x
posted 03-22-2004 04:19:10 AM
Suddar
posted 03-22-2004 06:43:54 AM
YEEEEEaaah
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 03-22-2004 07:45:30 AM
Well, I suppose it is somewhat appropriate since Jesus died and came back to life, so wouldn't that make him a zombie as well?
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 03-22-2004 08:16:38 AM
Dr. Farnsworth: Holy Zombie Jesus!
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Gork
Pancake
posted 03-22-2004 08:38:28 AM
BRAAAAAINS! BRAAAAAINS!
Another Unsolved Mystery is goin' down in history.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-22-2004 11:54:36 AM
A black fly in your Chardonnay is more ironic than that.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-22-2004 11:56:20 AM
quote:
Vorago had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Well, I suppose it is somewhat appropriate since Jesus died and came back to life, so wouldn't that make him a zombie as well?

Not unless he feasted on human flesh.

Although that may be where communion wafers and wine came from.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Marflord
Pancake
posted 03-22-2004 12:03:17 PM
*no comment*
~Smashing Pumpkins~

"Life is not like the songs sweetling, you may learn that one day to your sorrow." Petyr Baelish to Sansa Stark ~ From "A Song of Ice and Fire

indegloriafeestbeest
Not Smart
posted 03-22-2004 12:08:35 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
A black fly in your Chardonnay is more ironic than that.

in that case a free ride when you've already payed is even more ironic.....

you're born as a child and you die like a child..... inbetween you have a identitycrisis.....
Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 03-22-2004 02:30:28 PM
Timmy- But I thought guns were bad.
Anouncer- WRONG! Guns are good! Even Jesus and Moses used guns to fight off the Romans.
"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 03-22-2004 02:57:05 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Not unless he feasted on human flesh.

Although that may be where communion wafers and wine came from.


They most likely cut that part out in order to keep the written version as concise and to the point as possible

Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 03-22-2004 03:19:51 PM
"You killed Zombie Flanders!"
"He was a zombie?"
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 03-22-2004 04:53:59 PM
That is funny.



moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-22-2004 05:03:14 PM
If irony were strawberries, we'd all be drinking daquiris right now.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 03-22-2004 05:11:48 PM
If irony were sperm, we'd all be drinking jizzupo right now.



moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

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