"Hey, Billy, come look at my new action figure! Isn't it awesome?"
Cookie Goddess Supreme Furry Kitsune of Power! Pouncer of the 12th degree! "Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!" Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
