It's not something people hear about.
It's not something people hear about.
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This one time, at Sean camp:
Shit, I'd vote for Snoota.
If it was choice for Snoota, GWB, or Kerry then I'd tap that ass...
...
..I mean I'd vote for Snoota too.
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Nae enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
We could all write him in on the ballot. It sounds like a pretty good idea to me.
Write in ballots are still legal over there arent they?
Wish they were here... I keep writing "None of the Above" and ticking a little box next to it, but the bastards still keep getting votes.. 
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Zair had this to say about Knight Rider:
I think this would have happened eventually anyhow, so no regrets here.
Snoota becoming president? I didn't believe it when Miss Cleo told me.
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Mr. Parcelan screamed this from the crapper:
Snoota becoming president? I didn't believe it when Miss Cleo told me.
You also didn't believe it when she said you'd make friends with the guy who was crapping in your food, but here I am.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
I feel bad being ignored by Sean.
The United Nations-- Snoota believes that the United Nations is very valuable, especially its headquarters on the East River of Manhattan. When elected, the Snoota Administration will immediately begin negotiations to convert the UN into condos.
NATO-- Snoota favors moving the headquarters of NATO from Brussels to Warsaw. Additionally, when elected, the Snoota Administration will call for the capital of Poland to be moved from Warsaw to Berlin.
EU-- Snoota believes that the European Union and the mighty European Union Army provide an effective means to hold in check the growing military and territorial aspirations of Montenegro. When elected, the Snoota Administration will pull both American troops out of Montenegro.
Free Trade and Globalization-- Snoota is firmly committed to the principle of free trade and will not rest until every Third World village has a Starbucks. When elected, the Snoota Administration will establish a Department of Franchises and Malls in order to assist in the complete takeover of foreign markets by American-owned businesses.
Canada-- Snoota believes that good relations between our two great countries are essential for world peace. When elected, the Snoota Administration will negotiate a landswap deal with Canada where the United States gets British Columbia and Alberta in exchange for Canada taking Massachusetts and West Virginia.
Mexico-- Snoota believes that immigration from Mexico should continue unhindered as long as all of the Mexican women crossing the border look like Selma Hayek. When elected, the Snoota Administration will establish aesthetic standards for immigration from Mexico and other Latin American countries.
France-- Snoota favors the restoration of the Bourbon monarchy in France. When elected, the Snoota Administration will assist Louis LXXVIII, the heir to the throne, and the Free French Forces in overthrowing the criminal Chirac regime.
The Middle East-- Snoota is in favor of a joint Christian-Jewish Crusade to rid the Holy Land of infidels. When elected, the Snoota Administration will signal to Yassir Arafat, through diplomatic channels, that it's time for him to kiss his sorry ass goodbye.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Snoota said:
Terrorism-- While Snoota is generally supportive of President Bush's policy of pre-emptive strikes against terror nations, we believe that the Bush Doctrine doesn't go far enough. When elected, the Snoota Administration will establish the Nuke 'Em If They Look Cross-eyed Doctrine which asserts America's right to asswhup any nation that develops a 'tude.The United Nations-- Snoota believes that the United Nations is very valuable, especially its headquarters on the East River of Manhattan. When elected, the Snoota Administration will immediately begin negotiations to convert the UN into condos.
NATO-- Snoota favors moving the headquarters of NATO from Brussels to Warsaw. Additionally, when elected, the Snoota Administration will call for the capital of Poland to be moved from Warsaw to Berlin.
EU-- Snoota believes that the European Union and the mighty European Union Army provide an effective means to hold in check the growing military and territorial aspirations of Montenegro. When elected, the Snoota Administration will pull both American troops out of Montenegro.
Free Trade and Globalization-- Snoota is firmly committed to the principle of free trade and will not rest until every Third World village has a Starbucks. When elected, the Snoota Administration will establish a Department of Franchises and Malls in order to assist in the complete takeover of foreign markets by American-owned businesses.
Canada-- Snoota believes that good relations between our two great countries are essential for world peace. When elected, the Snoota Administration will negotiate a landswap deal with Canada where the United States gets British Columbia and Alberta in exchange for Canada taking Massachusetts and West Virginia.
Mexico-- Snoota believes that immigration from Mexico should continue unhindered as long as all of the Mexican women crossing the border look like Selma Hayek. When elected, the Snoota Administration will establish aesthetic standards for immigration from Mexico and other Latin American countries.
France-- Snoota favors the restoration of the Bourbon monarchy in France. When elected, the Snoota Administration will assist Louis LXXVIII, the heir to the throne, and the Free French Forces in overthrowing the criminal Chirac regime.
The Middle East-- Snoota is in favor of a joint Christian-Jewish Crusade to rid the Holy Land of infidels. When elected, the Snoota Administration will signal to Yassir Arafat, through diplomatic channels, that it's time for him to kiss his sorry ass goodbye.
You've got my vote!
edit: that's kind of obnoxious... I'll find something else
transparency test: [ 03-18-2004: Message edited by: Kegwen ]
edit: most excellent [ 03-18-2004: Message edited by: Kegwen ]
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There was much rejoicing when Snoota said this:
--snip--
So you are running on the Neowhig ticket?
and to be sure, Sean, the thing in my sig is not a political statement. [ 03-18-2004: Message edited by: Gunslinger Moogle ]
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
knobs... *drool*
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj scribbled:
I want to eat that puppy's adorable little heart.
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Drysart still thinks SARS jokes are topical, as evidenced by:
[xIMG]http://static.evercrest.com/www/images/ext/puppysandwich.jpg[/IMG]
Well, I guess I'd get to its delicious heart eventually....
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Kegwen had this to say about Tron:
again on the blackedit: most excellent
Only non-IE users saw it correctly before, because IE sucks ass and doesn't show transparent PNG files correctly
changed to .gif
Nicole Kidman indeed does need to get naked more...
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Peanut butter ass Shaq Kegwen booooze lime pole over bench lick:
Only non-IE users saw it correctly before, because IE sucks ass and doesn't show transparent PNG files correctly
IE sucks ass because you can name one solitary flaw with it that Firefox doesn't have? [ 03-18-2004: Message edited by: Maradon! ]
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We were all impressed when Maradon! wrote:
IE sucks ass because you can name one solitary flaw with it that Firefox doesn't have?
Well, at any rate, it should support transparency in pngs, but most people don't use pngs, so I guess it's not a big deal. Still, it seems weird since they're a basic image type.
I wouldn't say that makes it suck, it's just odd. [ 03-18-2004: Message edited by: Kalculus Kid or Mathinator or Waisz ]
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Maradon! had this to say about Captain Planet:
IE sucks ass because you can name one solitary flaw with it that Firefox doesn't have?
IE sucks ass for other reasons but those are mostly subjective and can be contested. Even Microsoft Paint fully supports PNGs. You would think their industry standard browsing software would, too.
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Kegwen scribbled:
IE sucks ass for other reasons but those are mostly subjective and can be contested. Even Microsoft Paint fully supports PNGs. You would think their industry standard browsing software would, too.
I can make it support transparent PNGs though because, unlike Firefox, IE's scripting is powerful enough to change fundamental parts of the browser when necessary.
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Everyone wondered WTF when Drysart wrote:
I can make it support transparent PNGs though because, unlike Firefox, IE's scripting is powerful enough to change fundamental parts of the browser when necessary.
And here I was thinking that you should just change fundamental parts of the browser when they need changing, rather than sticking on a hack.
There are some good arguments to made against open source projects, but lack of extensibility isn't one of them.
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RabidbunnyloverRabidbunnyloverRabidbunnyloverRabidbunnyloverRabidbunnyloverRabidbunnylover MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
There are some good arguments to made against open source projects, but lack of extensibility isn't one of them.
I beg to differ. Two long-standing; popular; and, for me, showstopping bugs that have been in Bugzilla for over 3 years each have led me to question the extensibility of Mozilla in areas that matter rather than in areas that are "fun".
I still maintain, more than before, that Mozilla is utterly useless as an enterprise browser.
I support gays in the Military!
It's only logical to me. I mean, if I were stuck in a fox hole facing almost certain death, I'd want someone who wants to fuck me watching my back.
