Shall I describe it for you, or do you want a box?
Gandalf? Yes... Gandalf the Grey... that's what they used to call me. Well, you can call me Gandalf the White.
"What about elevensies?"
Gimli: "How many'd ye get, lad?"
Legolas: "Forty-two."
Gimli: "Not bad, for an Elf, but ye may be surprised t' know I'm sittin rather comfortably at forty-three."
*Legolas gets angry, pulls out his bow, and shoots the orc Gimli's sitting on... Right between the dwarf's legs, almost hitting his goods.*
Legolas: "Forty-three."
Gimli: "It dun count, lad! 'e was already dead!"
Legolas: "He was twitching!"
Gimli: "'e was twitchin'... 'Cause 'e's got me axe embedded in 'is skull!"
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Ruvyen wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
*After the battle of Pelenor Fields, Gimli sits on an orc's corpse, smoking his pipe. Legolas walks by.*
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Katrinity had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I shall remain Galadriel, and retire to the West.
In the place of the Dark Lord you would have a Queen. Beautiful and terrible as the dawn, treacherous as the sea, stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair! [ 03-04-2004: Message edited by: Star Collective ]
"Life is not like the songs sweetling, you may learn that one day to your sorrow." Petyr Baelish to Sansa Stark ~ From "A Song of Ice and Fire
Gimli: Toss me.
Aragorn: What?
Gimli: I cannot jump the distance. You'll have to toss me. Don't tell the elf.
Gimli: It's true you don't see many dwarf women. In fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for dwarf men.
Aragorn: It's the beards.
Frodo: Go back, Sam. I'm going to Mordor alone.
Sam: Of course you are. And I'm coming with you.
Pippin: What's that?
Merry: This, my friend, is a pint.
Pippin: It comes in pints?
[In low voice]
Pippin: I'm getting one.
Bilbo: I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
Gimli: You'll find more cheer in a graveyard.
Sam: You know I don't usually hold with foreign food, but this Elvish stuff - it's not bad.
Frodo: Nothing dampens your spirits Sam.
Sam: [looks at the nearing rain clouds] Those rain clouds might.
King of the Dead: The dead do not suffer the living to pass.
Aragorn: You will suffer me.
Bilbo: Any chance of me seeing that old ring again? Hmm? The one I gave you?
Frodo: I'm sorry, Bilbo... I'm afraid I lost it.
Bilbo: Oh... pity. I should have liked to have held it one last time.
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Star Collective attempted to be funny by writing:
In the place of the Dark Lord you would have a Queen. Beautiful and terrible as the dawn, treacherous as the sea, stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair!
We all love Katrinity yes! 
"I....HATE elves. Your clothes, your hair, your pointy ears, whatever it is, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell! I can taste your lotions and herbal essences. I feel infected by it. It's repulsive, isn't it? I need to get to Zion. Then I can kill Neo, and I'll be free. I wouldn't need to be here, you understand?! You will give me Vilya now, or you will die."
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
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