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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 03-02-2004 08:04:32 PM
This is a flame thread for a reason.

GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING ASS PIRATE SONS OF BITCHES! Can't MS fucking get ANYTHING right? SHIT!


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Order # *CENSORED* - Status

Dear Brian,

Thank you for requesting the free Microsoft Security Poster series. Unfortunately, due to unexpectedly high demand our supply of posters was quickly exhausted, so we will not be able to fulfill your request. However, Adobe Acrobat versions of each of the three posters are available for free download at http://www.microsoft.com/education/?ID=SecurityPosters.

Thank you again for your interest, and please accept our sincerest apologies.

Microsoft Education Solutions Group

Microsoft


god damnit, and I was gonna actuallt give most of those away to fucking customers too! fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

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Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 03-02-2004 08:08:51 PM
They got swamped because the offer was posted everywhere. Nothing they can do there.

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Dear Brian,

Thank you for requesting the Microsoft Security Poster series. Due to unexpectedly high demand, each household will receive 15 posters so that we may accommodate as many requests as possible. Please allow 2-4 weeks for shipment. We apologize for the delay and thank you for your patience.

For immediate access to the poster images, Adobe Acrobat versions of these posters are available for free download at http://www.microsoft.com/education/?ID=SecurityPosters.

Thank you again for your order,
Microsoft Education Solutions Group

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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 03-02-2004 08:10:56 PM
WHAT THE UNHOLY MOTHERFUCK?!? You get 15 and I get JACK SHIT?

You're not helping my opinion of microsuck here man... hehe

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Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 03-02-2004 08:33:02 PM
My guess is they're giving them out to whoever signed up first.
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Sean
posted 03-02-2004 08:36:09 PM
I didn't get mine either,
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Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 03-02-2004 08:38:23 PM
Nasa mailed me 4 posters about the Earth.
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Zeke
I am a vampire and
posted 03-02-2004 09:00:47 PM
I got the same email saying I got none
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Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 03-02-2004 09:40:23 PM
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Random Insanity Generator stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING ASS PIRATE SONS OF BITCHES! Can't MS fucking get ANYTHING right? SHIT!

Dood, that's a bit extreme considering they were FREE and given out as a courtesy and stuff.




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Demos
Pancake
posted 03-02-2004 09:43:55 PM
Looks like the small package for me (15).
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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 03-02-2004 09:49:19 PM
I got some.
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Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 03-02-2004 10:03:03 PM
Haha, I got mine. Sux2bu!
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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 03-02-2004 11:01:34 PM
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Gunslinger Moogle had this to say about Captain Planet:
Dood, that's a bit extreme considering they were FREE and given out as a courtesy and stuff.

Then why wait several weeks to tell me that I'm getting none?

Why not monitor the site and shut it down when it was getting overloaded with requests?

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JooJooFlop
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posted 03-02-2004 11:06:22 PM
Oh cram it up your crapchute, so you didn't get some shitty free posters. It's not like Bill Gates himself flew to your house to slap you around with his penis.
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Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 03-02-2004 11:10:38 PM
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JooJooFlop probably says this to all the girls:
Oh cram it up your crapchute, so you didn't get some shitty free posters. It's not like Bill Gates himself flew to your house to slap you around with his penis.

no this is a very serious issue. this happened one time when I asked for a free sample of doritos AND THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS DIDNT OWN UP

doritos more like DORITO$

MicroSUCK LOL

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OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 03-03-2004 12:00:30 AM
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Demos wrote this stupid crap:
Looks like the small package for me (15).
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Maradon!
posted 03-03-2004 12:07:45 AM
quote:
Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Random Insanity Generator who doth quote:
Then why wait several weeks to tell me that I'm getting none?

Why not monitor the site and shut it down when it was getting overloaded with requests?

Because a) it wouldn't be cost effective to do so, and b) even if they did you'd STILL get pissed?

How about you blame the assholes ordering 75 copies to wallpaper their room with instead of the company nice enough to even consider giving you a free poster to begin with?

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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 03-03-2004 12:13:21 AM
Mara wins
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Zair
The Imp
posted 03-03-2004 12:15:04 AM
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Elvish Crack Piper's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Mara wins

I vote for Liam or JooJooFlop

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Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 03-03-2004 12:25:04 AM
I'll be sure to tell Bill how you feel when I shake his hand in 21 days.

Well.. atleast that is what they are telling me.

[ 03-03-2004: Message edited by: Pesco ]

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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 03-03-2004 12:27:23 AM
quote:
Pesco impressed everyone with:
I'll be sure to tell Bill how you feel when I shake his hand in 21 days.

Please do.

Oh, and while you're at it, could you infect him with sars or the plague or something? No? Well, I thought I'd ask...

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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 03-03-2004 08:00:23 AM
Foolish mortal, the bionic implants in gate's lymphatic nodes filter out any harmful bacterium with a plasma grid triggered by a laser detection system. His endoskeleton would be quite sufficent to detur a .45 caliber round as well.
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 03-03-2004 09:00:25 AM
Hang on... they send 15 posters to a household? I can understand 15 posters to a business, but why the hell would a person need 15 copies of the same poster for their house?
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Talonus
Loner
posted 03-03-2004 09:01:21 AM
Wallpaper.
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can you please fix my title
posted 03-03-2004 10:00:10 AM
wrong .....cat box liners.... bird cage liners..... etc


MS sent me a free copy of its new 64bit OS though on cd no less

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
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