Now, here's what I need to make this happen:
-Sultry gypsy dancers
-Gruff, but lovable blacksmiths
-Saucy wenches
-Kindly merchants who both serve mutton and steak on a stake
-Random people to run around wearing viking helmets
-Pig herders
-Other less cool, slightly queer knights
-A big fat fucking king
-An angry, sexually-frustrated queen
-Jovial, yet highly irritating jesters
Sign up here.
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-Kindly merchants who both serve mutton and steak on a stake
I think I could manage that.
I pick saucy wench, or did I want to be a gypsy dancer? Do they dance with their hips like belly dancers?
Sentow, you need to start selling mutton immediately. We need that mutton IMMEDIATELY!
Depending on MY mood, Lashanna is a gypsy dancer. Haw haw.
And since you're far too saucy to be a gypsy, you must a saucy wench, Vernal. Too saucy for words.
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Batty's fortune cookie read:
I don't want to be the fool anymore. It gets boring!
Fine. Maradon the Merrydon can be the new fool. You're the horse.
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We were all impressed when King Parcelan wrote:
Fine. Maradon the Merrydon can be the new fool. You're the horse.
I am so not the horse. You're the horse.
[ 02-24-2004: Message edited by: Tarquinn ]
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Batty had this to say about Cuba:
I am so not the horse. You're the horse.
No, you imbecile. I'm the Black fucking Knight. You can be my squire.
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King Parcelan had this to say about dark elf butts:
No, you imbecile. I'm the Black fucking Knight. You can be my squire.
Tal is squire though.
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Batty spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Tal is squire though.
Fine...uh...you can be...Sir...Bjork...the Mauve. There's your knightly position.
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King Parcelan had this to say about Cuba:
Fine...uh...you can be...Sir...Bjork...the Mauve. There's your knightly position.
what
I claim King.
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Batty stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
whatI claim King.
Drysart is clearly the fattest and the fuckingest of us all. So he is naturally King.
Sir Bjork or it's back to being the Fool.
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Trillee had this to say about Pirotess:
Uhmmm...Sure.
Oooo, candy.
*plucks out Aria's swirly eyes and eats them*
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King Parcelan got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Drysart is clearly the fattest and the fuckingest of us all. So he is naturally King.Sir Bjork or it's back to being the Fool.
Fine then! I shall be the Prince. YES.
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Batty had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Fine then! I shall be the Prince. YES.
So you're saying you sprang from Drysart's loins?
Sweet dreams, everyone.
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Batty's account was hax0red to write:
Fine then! I shall be the Prince. YES.
Prince Bjork it is!
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The logic train ran off the tracks when King Parcelan said:
Prince Bjork it is!
Awesome. Bjork bjork.
Now get off my lawn.
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Trillee had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Batty? Prince? Oi! I thought he'd be a princess...
Prince...Princess...what's the difference?
Nae dances around and bangs on her tambourine.
Trillee, you get to be another saucy wench. We need a lot of saucy wenches.
JooJooFlop, you are clearly Black's lazy young apprentice, who enjoys thinking about adventure, but usually naps in the pigpen.
Nae will be the leader of the gypsies and will constantly make excuses when they steal stuff.
Black, as previously stated, you're a blacksmith, but I only see gruffness. Where is the LOVE?
nem-x is a humble pig herder with a heart of gold.
Aury is the pig.
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So quoth Rebel Nae:I am a Gypsy!
OMG... wanna do naughty things to Nae.... very very naughty things...
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King Parcelan's account was hax0red to write:
Nae will be the leader of the gypsies and will constantly make excuses when they steal stuff.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Nae blinks and looks innocent as she hides a flagon of wine behind her.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
