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Topic: Dear Drysart
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-18-2004 09:12:08 PM
It has come to my attention that you have grown weak, fat, solvenly and lazy. It seems you are more content to wallow in Doritos crumbs and lust after the booty of various fey creatures as opposed to ruling the boards justly, as ye should.

For this reason, you should appoint a deputy administrator because you're so slovenly.

If you were of any other name, it would be Slovenly McSlovenslov. You'd be a dirty immigrant from Russia, his proud family name of Slovaslov bastardized to McSlovenslov because it sounded more American.

Now, you sit, drinking vodka and scratching your sac, too depressed to get a job, but desperately poor and starving. Soon, you will die and someone will take over your boards anyways, so...

Where was I going with this?

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 02-18-2004 09:14:27 PM
no

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 02-18-2004 09:16:49 PM


NEVAH!

Aaron (the good one)
posted 02-18-2004 09:18:21 PM
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-18-2004 09:18:30 PM
quote:
Trillee stopped beating up furries long enough to write:


NEVAH!


You'll sing a different tune for a bit of this special Cap'n Parcelan's Spiced Rum.

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Pancake
posted 02-18-2004 09:20:03 PM
quote:
King Parcelan was listening to Cher while typing:
Cap'n Parcelan's Spiced Rum.

Hey, uh, can I get some of that shit?

What did five fingers say to the face? SLAP!!!!!

Im Rick James, bitch!!!!

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-18-2004 09:24:22 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Agent Shadow wrote:
Hey, uh, can I get some of that shit?

Nay. For unless ye be a member of my secret boozing society, ye shall be deprived of all my alcohol.

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Pancake
posted 02-18-2004 09:25:26 PM
quote:
This one time, at King Parcelan camp:
Nay. For unless ye be a member of my secret boozing society, ye shall be deprived of all my alcohol.

Im going to go with the words Fuck, and Damnit on this one.

What did five fingers say to the face? SLAP!!!!!

Im Rick James, bitch!!!!

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 02-18-2004 09:39:37 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by King Parcelan:
You'll sing a different tune for a bit of this special Cap'n Parcelan's Spiced Rum.

*reads her contract*

Dammit..

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 02-19-2004 05:22:03 AM
orangegss but Russians are usually quite hot rather than fat and slovenly

Da!!

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