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Topic: My multilingual friends
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 02-17-2004 06:04:47 PM
Alright, for some strange reason I have an urge to learn a smattering of curses in as many languages as possible. However, I am pitifully unilingual. I have a hunch this is the best place to acquire such learning, even above and beyond the almighty Google (I found a 'cursing in Norse' resource, which was fun but how the hell do you pronounce 'bqllr'?)

Anyway, any curses in any non-English language you can donate (particularly with pronunciation guides) would be appreciated VERY much. many thankupos.




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Demos
Pancake
posted 02-17-2004 06:23:56 PM
Yob tuvyo macht - "Fuck your mother" in Russian.
"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 02-17-2004 06:28:09 PM
Heres how to tell someone to fuck a squirrel in sign language.

Point at them.

Then alternate the following hand signals, while smacking/clapping them to together.

1. The "Rock on" symbol is also signlanguage for love if you put your thumb out, or in this case sex.

2. The "Rock on" symbol, but curl the first and 4th fingers without thumb out.

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 02-17-2004 07:54:57 PM
Not a curse, but it's fun to yell at people.

Wo da si ni - Chinese for 'I'll beat you to death!'

Pronounced "woh dah suh nee", roughly. I have notes around here somewhere that say how to tell someone to fuck off, but I'm far too lazy to look.

"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 02-17-2004 08:13:13 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Ocyrrhoe Trazere said:
Not a curse, but it's fun to yell at people.

Wo da si ni - Chinese for 'I'll beat you to death!'

Pronounced "woh dah suh nee", roughly. I have notes around here somewhere that say how to tell someone to fuck off, but I'm far too lazy to look.


flat tones on all of them?

Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 02-17-2004 08:50:45 PM
Random Gaelic curses I know.

Damnú ort - Damn you
Feis ort - Fuck you
Téigh trasna ort féin - Go fuck yourself
One of my favorites, Go lagaí galar tógálach do chroí - May a disease weaken your heart

I know a lot more, but those are just a few useful ones.

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Pancake
posted 02-17-2004 08:52:26 PM
Shimmata- Japanese for damn, or for damnit

It is pronounced "Shi ma ta".

What did five fingers say to the face? SLAP!!!!!

Im Rick James, bitch!!!!

Tamalix
Pancake
posted 02-17-2004 09:21:45 PM
quote:
Demos thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Yob tuvyo macht - "Fuck your mother" in Russian.

Almost perfect, just a little correction *Yob tvoyu mat'*, 'mat' /mother/ is softened in the end a bit...

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-17-2004 09:27:14 PM
"Ich! Ni! San! Kanpai!" One! Two! Three! Drink!

"Eins! Zwei! Drei! Prosit!" One! Two! Three! Drink!

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 02-17-2004 11:09:44 PM
quote:
King Parcelan had this to say about Knight Rider:
"Ich! Ni! San! Kanpai!" One! Two! Three! Drink!

"Eins! Zwei! Drei! Prosit!" One! Two! Three! Drink!


Best. Post. Ever!

Hmm..

Now lemme check how to spell it.. Sec..

Shleckst du sehr gut mit schlagsahne? Literally: "Taste you very good with whipped cream?"

Dunno how to spell the first word exactly, would appreciate any corrections.

Ares
posted 02-17-2004 11:18:33 PM
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 02-17-2004 11:18:53 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis said this about your mom:
Best. Post. Ever!

Hmm..

Now lemme check how to spell it.. Sec..

Shleckst du sehr gut mit schlagsahne? Literally: "Taste you very good with whipped cream?"

Dunno how to spell the first word exactly, would appreciate any corrections.


Schmeckst

Somu Icewalker
Also known as Diet Dr. Evil
posted 02-17-2004 11:20:11 PM
baka - Idiot (Japanese)
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 02-17-2004 11:23:16 PM
quote:
Vorbis had this to say about Cuba:
Schmeckst

Thank you, sir!

Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 02-18-2004 12:13:49 AM
Hoo boy, here's where my talents as a linguist come into play...I remember a few from the main languages I've learned, so here they are:

French - merde=Shit

German - scheisse=Shit, verdammnt= damned(not really a curse, but close)

Japanese - Kuso=Shit, chikusho=dammit/shit, yaro=bastard.

Argh, I know at least twice as many, but I can't conjure them up for the life of me.

[ 02-18-2004: Message edited by: Azrael Heavenblade ]

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 02-18-2004 12:34:13 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Demos said:
Yob tuvyo macht - "Fuck your mother" in Russian.

Russians go wut?

No, seriously, they'd be like, "Shto?" (What?)

It's more like "Yohb tvayoo maht". Not 'macht', maht.

I've got a handy little dictionary of Russian obscenties that I've had for years. Damned if I'm gonna copy it all here though.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
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Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
 
can you please fix my title
posted 02-18-2004 12:39:37 AM
Somthor EC for hated one

Somthor EC for Idiot

Parcelan EC for Drunk or drink to excess

example hey you Parcelan Somthor the bathroom is over there dont hurl on my new rug or youll be a Somthor for sure.

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 02-18-2004 12:50:09 AM
quote:
Vorbis's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
flat tones on all of them?

No. Third tone [dipping] on 'wo' and 'da', second [rising] on 'si', and third again on 'ni'. I didn't feel like explaining the tones.

"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

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Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 02-18-2004 12:55:25 AM
quote:
Ocyrrhoe Trazere Model 2000 was programmed to say:
No. Third tone [dipping] on 'wo' and 'da', second [rising] on 'si', and third again on 'ni'. I didn't feel like explaining the tones.

well what would they be saying if they did it all with flat tones?!

*giggles*

Also, is Chinese Subject Object Verb with postpositions like a lot of other asian languages?

[ 02-18-2004: Message edited by: Vorbis ]

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 02-18-2004 12:57:21 AM
fich mich blau und mein mich schlumph
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-18-2004 12:59:48 AM
HAY UNA FIESTA EN MI PANTALONES! THERE IS A PARTY IN MY PANTS!
Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 02-18-2004 01:02:42 AM
Ah, I remember how to say, "I'm going to kill you" in Japanese...Omae ga, korosu! Or, satsui ga aru, which means, I want to kill, the 'you' part is implied.

I'm sure Abbi will correct me if I'm wrong.

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 02-18-2004 01:16:51 AM
quote:
From the book of Vorbis, chapter 3, verse 16:
well what would they be saying if they did it all with flat tones?!

*giggles*

Also, is Chinese Subject Object Verb with postpositions like a lot of other asian languages?


Have fun.

Sentance structure is as follows - Subject - Time expression [is there is one] - place [if there is one] - verb - other.

Example: Wo he wo xiao didi [subject - me and my smallest little brother] mei gexingqi liu [every saturday] zai jia limian [at home inside] zuo zuoye. [do homework]

So, translated to proper English: Every Saturday me and my little brother stay in to do homework.

[ 02-18-2004: Message edited by: Ocyrrhoe Trazere ]

"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

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