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Kennatsu
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posted 02-12-2004 01:05:11 AM
You're sitting on your porcelan throne reading your favorite magazine. Then suddenly an earthquake shakes up the house. Will you run out of the bathroom to a safer place, or will you sit on that porcelain throne and hang on for dear life until it passes... (um.. the earthquake, I mean)?
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Trillee
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posted 02-12-2004 01:08:06 AM
Hold on tight?
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Karnaj
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posted 02-12-2004 01:20:55 AM
Well, considering I'm in the best possible place to shit myself, I think I'll stay.
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Chalesm
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posted 02-12-2004 01:27:20 AM
Considering bathrooms are generally pretty far into the house, you're not going to be able to get anywhere.

I imagine you're far more likely to get injured by slipping and falling while running around in an *earthquake* (can you imagine trying to hold your footing?). Instead of that, you're sitting in the one chair that's garunteed not to be knocked over, or to have sharp objects above it. The choice is obvious; just do your business, you've got the best seat in the house.

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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 02-12-2004 01:29:42 AM
That depends on if I pooped or not.

If I have, I'll just go about my biz until I'm done. If not, I'll get up and stand half nekkid in the doorway, then take a shit.

Ya can't be standin' up with dirty asscheeks!

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Callalron
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posted 02-12-2004 01:35:49 AM
I'm thinking hang on. Most bathrooms don't have windows, so no injury from flying glass. Plus, if the room collapses on you, you've got multiple water sources to use until the rescuers dig down to you.
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Maradon!
posted 02-12-2004 01:40:34 AM
This calls to mind a line from one of George Carlin's acts;

"You never see a guy taking a crap while running at full speed."

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Delphi Aegis
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posted 02-12-2004 01:40:35 AM
Would you really want to use a water source you just pooped in?

Heh heh.

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King Parcelan
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posted 02-12-2004 01:46:41 AM
I died as I lived...on the toilet.
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Ferret
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posted 02-12-2004 02:35:18 AM
I'd ignore it and try to grab things as they fell to the ground.

It's just an earthquake.

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KaLourin
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posted 02-12-2004 09:13:24 AM
quote:
Delphi Aegis had this to say about pies:
Would you really want to use a water source you just pooped in?

Heh heh.


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