Butt naked with nothing but her purse opened up to cover herself, sitting sideways in the passenger seat. When her boyfriend/whatever he was asked me if I liked her purse, I told him not really. So she let it go.
They repeated the event at the second window to the guy handing out food.
And damn if she wasn't the hottest girl I've seen in a long time.
No Shoes.
No Problem. 
Then you can say you've seen it all.
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El Imán Grande! painfully thought these words up:
What would have been mentally scarring is if when she removed the purse she revealed her penis.Then you can say you've seen it all.
Fixed it for ya. 
Lucky stiff. [ 02-08-2004: Message edited by: Mightion Defensor ]
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Mightion Defensor had this to say about Jimmy Carter:Lucky stiff.
One would assume that likely.
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Mightion Defensor had this to say about (_|_):
Well, if her purse was in her lap, you haven't techincally seen it all, have you?
She dropped her purse when the guy driving asked if I liked it and I said no.
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Mightion Defensor painfully thought these words up:
Well, if her purse was in her lap, you haven't techincally seen it all, have you?Lucky stiff.
You missed the bit where she moved the purse.
And every pun you tell brings Satan a little closer to an orgasm that will mean unspeakable horror and suffering for billions of tormented souls.
Don't ruin my perfectly good idiocy with your damn logic.
...But does that mean I have to wear pants?
My brother never told me stories from working at Wendy's. 
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Broadzilla scribbled:
...But does that mean I have to wear pants?
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A sleep deprived Broadzilla stammered:...But does that mean I have to wear pants?
No Pants Dance!
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Delidgamond said:
That chart confuses me.
It means his times when he is truly happy is completely opposed to the times when he is wearing pants.
The standard form proposition: "All times when I am truly happy are not times when I am wearing pants."
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So quoth King Parcelan:
It means his times when he is truly happy is completely opposed to the times when he is wearing pants.The standard form proposition: "All times when I am truly happy are not times when I am wearing pants."
I know how to read a Venn Diagram fool!
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Delidgamond had this to say about Captain Planet:
That chart confuses me.
The circles never overlap each other, hence he's never truly happy while wearing pants.
edit: That's what I get for leaving a window open for a few minutes before replying. [ 02-08-2004: Message edited by: Bummey the Savage ]
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Bummey the Savage had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
The circles never overlap each other, hence he's never truly happy while wearing pants.
I know how to read a Venn Diagram fool!
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From the book of Delidgamond, chapter 3, verse 16:
That chart confuses me.
Now that the joke is already done to death, I'll take a stab at it.
Delidgamond, that's a Venn diagram. Each circle represents a different idea or event. The circle on the left does not overlap the circle on the right. Through the legend, we can tell the left one is times when he is truly happy and the one on the right is times when he is wearing pants. Because there is no overlap, the times when he is truly happy is never the times when he is wearing pants.
In other words, in order to be happy, he has to not wear pants. [ 02-08-2004: Message edited by: Kalculus Kid or Mathinator or Waisz ]
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Kalculus Kid or Mathinator or Waisz enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Now that the joke is already done to death, I'll take a stab at it.Delidgamond, that's a Venn diagram. Each circle represents a different idea or event. The circle on the left does not overlap the circle on the right. Through the legend, we can tell the left one is times when he is truly happy and the one on the right is times when he is wearing pants. Because there is no overlap, the times when he is truly happy is never the times when he is wearing pants.
In other words, in order to be happy, he has to not wear pants.
I know how to read a Venn Diagram fool!
wow, delid your stupid 
One of his cheeks wears pants, the other one is happy.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
It's not something people hear about.
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Karnaj had this to say about Optimus Prime:
What did they order?
He began to order lunch, but I informed him that we were only serving breakfast so he got an Egg McMuffin meal instead!
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So quoth Snoota:
He began to order lunch, but I informed him that we were only serving breakfast so he got an Egg McMuffin meal instead!
Lol, did you tell them to come back in a couple hours for lunch?
