What have you guys found?
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Suddar had this to say about Knight Rider:
It's not in my fridge, but some christmas fudge that I forgot to refridgerate is beginning to look less like fudge and more like a fungal colony. Mmm-mm.
My christmas fudge was thrown out last weekend.. It was int he fridge but my moron sister didn't cover it so it had sortof turned chalky. 
I've washed that pan about half a dozen times, ran it through the dishwasher, and rinsed it out with boiling water. I'm still afraid to use it 
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Check out the big brain on Aury!
This wasn't in my fridge, but close enough... I'd forgotten about a sack of potatoes we brought a few months ago, and they'd proceeded to melt into a pile of syrupy potato goo covered in flies. it was nasty. NASTY.
I remember one time I tried that "toothpicks through a potato suspended in water grows a plant" trick, only I forgot about it for six months. When I looked back the part of the potato that wasn't in the water was wrinkled up like a big brown raisin, and the half that was underwater was just a big pile of sinewey mush.
Smelled like shit and raw potato, plus shit, too.
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Kalculus Kid or Mathinator or Waisz stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Toys in the attic
And what was the real lesson?
Don't leave things in the fridge.
2nd verse
There's something gross in the fridge today. It's green and growing hair.
It's been there since July
If you can name the object in that baggie over there
Than mister you're a better man than I
2nd Chorus
It's living in the fridge
(You can't stop the mold from growing)
Living in the fridge
(Can't tell what it is at all)
Living in the fridge
(You can't stop the mould from growing)
Living in the fridge
Tell me do you think it should be carbon dated?
Fumigated or cremated and buried at sea
You try to save a little bit of your home-cooking....
Couple weeks later got a scary-looking specimen
It always happens my friend
Again and again and again and again and...
Well, something stinks in the fridge today, and it's been rotting there all week!
It could be liver-cake, or woolly-mammoth-steak, or maybe I should take another peek!
(Chorus 2)
It's living in the fridge
It's living in the fridge
It's living in the fridge
It's living in the fridge, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
thanks al
*winces*
You don't want to know, but there was a vollyball party going in, they had the bread all layed out like it was a beach...
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Xyrra said:
There was a covered saucepan left on the stove while I was on vacation. I don't know what it started out as, but it became a black mass of fuzzy mold.I've washed that pan about half a dozen times, ran it through the dishwasher, and rinsed it out with boiling water. I'm still afraid to use it
Heat it up if your worried. We have this Iron skillet we use all the time that we found on a camping trip filled with mold and fungi, pretty grody, but we stuck that sucker right on the fire and burned that shit off. Great skillet, we used it today too
Most disgusting thing found in my frige? Meatloaf, fucking waste of meat.
It's kind of funny, as the thing is literally hard as a rock now. There's a knife stuck in one section of it too, that can't be removed at all.
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Cherveny stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Not exactly from the refigerator, but my brother and his roomate have a 1 year old cake sitting out on a table.It's kind of funny, as the thing is literally hard as a rock now. There's a knife stuck in one section of it too, that can't be removed at all.
Heh, the Sword in the Stone? ^.^
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Katrinity got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Heh, the Sword in the Stone? ^.^
Yep, exactly.
Except, whoever pulls this sword out doesn't get to be king....
...they just have to clean the mess up. 
