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Topic: The Waffles that Should Not Be
Maradon!
posted 02-07-2004 12:03:11 AM

They are what they look like: Deep fried waffles.

To quote CBTao, "My heart screams no, but my stomach screams for more."

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 02-07-2004 12:35:12 AM
I only wish I had a herat attack icon...
Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-07-2004 12:41:26 AM
Steak-fried waffles. Upon which you put more steak!
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 02-07-2004 01:02:17 AM
Deep fry those twinkies next. I dare you.
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 02-07-2004 01:17:45 AM

Heart attack, Beau.

Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 02-07-2004 05:21:53 AM

I'd eat one.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 02-07-2004 06:07:35 AM
quote:
Freschel Spindrift thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Deep fry those twinkies next. I dare you.

You joke. They sell deep fried twinkies and deep fried snickers bars at the fairs in North Carolina. Have for several years now.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Nirrudn
Pancake
posted 02-07-2004 06:44:30 AM
Maradon what the hell is your sigpic from?

Oh and so I'm still on topic: I'd try 'em!

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 02-07-2004 07:10:02 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael spewed forth this undeniable truth:
You joke. They sell deep fried twinkies and deep fried snickers bars at the fairs in North Carolina. Have for several years now.

wait wait wait...

deep fried, SNICKERS????

That's...just... nasty sounding, like deep fried twinkies...

Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 02-07-2004 09:53:26 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael painfully thought these words up:
You joke. They sell deep fried twinkies and deep fried snickers bars at the fairs in North Carolina. Have for several years now.

And Moon pies. Can't forget the moon pies.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 02-07-2004 09:59:36 AM
Shit, they'll deep fry damn near anything in North Carolina.
Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 02-07-2004 10:02:58 AM
quote:
Falaanla Marr got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Shit, they'll deep fry damn near anything in North Carolina.

*evil chuckle*

Alaan
posted 02-07-2004 10:33:54 AM
Saw a ton of different deep fried candy bars at...the Blueberry Festival in Indiana I think it is.
Sans Strider
Pancake
posted 02-07-2004 11:37:53 AM
quote:
A sleep deprived Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael stammered:
You joke. They sell deep fried twinkies and deep fried snickers bars at the fairs in North Carolina. Have for several years now.

This is exactly the reason I try to stay the hell away from North Carolina.

"Oh," he had added, "and pray thee bless it (a hammer) as well...thou dost know, that one where it explodes undead most explosively and what-not, so that I might get my most righteous smite on."
-Lodur the Brave

Don't ruin my perfectly good idiocy with your damn logic.

Maradon!
posted 02-07-2004 01:05:43 PM
quote:
Nirrudn had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Maradon what the hell is your sigpic from?

Oh and so I'm still on topic: I'd try 'em!


Some wacky flash animation

Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 02-07-2004 01:29:21 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael said:
You joke. They sell deep fried twinkies and deep fried snickers bars at the fairs in North Carolina. Have for several years now.

MWA ha ha ha, I did forget of what type of oil he should deep fry them. *points to a case of Prestone 10w40 motor oil*

I keed I keed! What a min, deep fried snickers? I betcha they'll deep fry Moon pies too.

Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 02-07-2004 02:40:31 PM
quote:
Nirrudn had this to say about Knight Rider:
Maradon what the hell is your sigpic from?

Oh and so I'm still on topic: I'd try 'em!


This.

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Alaan
posted 02-07-2004 02:45:18 PM
That was rather random.
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 02-07-2004 04:50:38 PM
Considering that Mikasi and I are trying to eat healthier, this makes me cry.
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Lokii
Pancake
posted 02-07-2004 06:28:28 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr attempted to be funny by writing:
Shit, they'll deep fry damn near anything in North Carolina.

"See Marge, I told you they could fry my pants!"

"I didn't say they couldn't, I said you shouldn't."

Random Simpsons quote that seemed to apply here.

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 02-07-2004 06:44:30 PM
I'd try 'em.

With gravys.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Nina
posted 02-07-2004 07:43:24 PM
You wouldn't catch me dead eating that. If you did, I'd be dead in minutes either way.

[ 02-07-2004: Message edited by: Nina ]

Maradon!
posted 02-07-2004 11:35:32 PM
quote:
Nina had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
You wouldn't catch me dead eating that. If you did, I'd be dead in minutes either way.

I survived the ordeal. I used plain vegetable oil, which isn't all that bad. I hope.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-08-2004 12:02:54 AM
quote:
Maradon! still thinks SARS jokes are topical, as evidenced by:
I survived the ordeal. I used plain vegetable oil, which isn't all that bad. I hope.

If you deep-fry Crispix, I will be extremely impressed.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 02-08-2004 12:11:49 AM
quote:
So quoth Maradon!:
I survived the ordeal. I used plain vegetable oil, which isn't all that bad. I hope.

Yeah, that's pretty bad considering.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 02-08-2004 12:46:23 AM
quote:
Zephyer Kyuukaze got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Considering that Mikasi and I are trying to eat healthier, this makes me cry.

Give it up. You know you want to become a pair of those fat, hairy, bondage dudes.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 02-08-2004 12:52:07 AM
quote:
Karnaj stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
If you deep-fry Crispix, I will be extremely impressed.

You do that, and dust them with powdered sugar or cinnamon-sugar and send me some I'll be impressed.

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 02-08-2004 12:53:39 AM
quote:
Random Insanity Generator had this to say about Duck Tales:
You do that, and dust them with powdered sugar or cinnamon-sugar and send me some I'll be impressed.

Deep-fried Muddy Buddies!

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 02-08-2004 01:10:30 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Maradon! said:
They are what they look like: Deep fried waffles.

To quote CBTao, "My heart screams no, but my stomach screams for more."


Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't funnel cake made out of deep fried pancake batter?

This would be more or less the same thing, just in a slightly different shape. In fact, as a solid object (unlike the funnel cake which has lots of holes in it), it would have a bit less chance to absorb oil, and be a little bit better for you, wouldn't it?

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 02-08-2004 01:11:33 AM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't funnel cake made out of deep fried pancake batter?

This would be more or less the same thing, just in a slightly different shape. In fact, as a solid object (unlike the funnel cake which has lots of holes in it), it would have a bit less chance to absorb oil, and be a little bit better for you, wouldn't it?


I was always under the impression that pancake batter, funnel cake batter, and waffle batter was all different in slight non-existant ways.

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 02-08-2004 01:13:20 AM
quote:
Delphi Aegis had this to say about dark elf butts:
I was always under the impression that pancake batter, funnel cake batter, and waffle batter was all different in slight non-existant ways.

Thickness, I think. Same basic stuff, with some slight variation. Close enough though.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
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