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Topic: Scenes from the Hat!
Taeolas
Pancake
posted 02-06-2004 08:33:06 PM
Inspired from this thread: Scenes from the Hat!

It's the exact same thing as you see on "Who's Line is it Anyway?" (or just about any Improv competition. Someone tosses out a 1 sentence theme and people post a quick scene or response that matches the theme.

After 5-6 scenes, someone can toss out the next Theme.

To start it off:

Rejected RPG Race/Class combinations

Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 02-06-2004 09:11:26 PM
Vulcan Comedian.
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 02-06-2004 09:30:09 PM
Demilich Barbarian.
Alaan
posted 02-06-2004 09:37:14 PM
Zombie Paladin.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-06-2004 09:46:07 PM
Magical Sow
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-06-2004 09:52:07 PM
Retarded Wizard

OK, new topic!

THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T SAY IN CLASS

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 02-06-2004 09:52:33 PM
Hobgoblin Bounty Hunter/Mime
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-06-2004 09:56:45 PM
quote:
Karnaj was naked while typing this:
Retarded Wizard

OK, new topic!

THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T SAY IN CLASS


Excuse me, professor? Your lecture was so boring my sperm stopped swimming. I think you made me sterile.

Taeolas
Pancake
posted 02-06-2004 10:02:38 PM
quote:
Karnaj stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Retarded Wizard

OK, new topic!

THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T SAY IN CLASS


"Yeah it's easy to get an A in this class; the prof will sleep with anyone."

Alaan
posted 02-06-2004 10:12:46 PM
"So you tap into the router with telnet, pop in this here password, and BAM! You just got an A in Theoretical Physics 409!"
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 02-06-2004 10:42:08 PM
"I'm sorry, I was bored to sleep. Could you e-mail the lecture to me?"
Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 02-06-2004 11:01:59 PM
"I'm paying thousands of dollars for this! Hurry the fuck up!"

NEW TOPIC:

Unlikely raffle prizes

[ 02-06-2004: Message edited by: Sentow, Maybe ]

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 02-06-2004 11:04:57 PM
TV's Fred Savage
Alaan
posted 02-06-2004 11:07:54 PM
Delidgamond.
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 02-06-2004 11:14:04 PM
A raffle ticket (This scene sucks!)

New topic!

Alternate titles for popular games

Alaan
posted 02-06-2004 11:16:13 PM
Still A Few More Fantasys Left X-2
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 02-06-2004 11:16:47 PM
Xenosaga: The Game
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
 
can you please fix my title
posted 02-06-2004 11:22:25 PM
the latest new EQ expantion pack "lost profits of norath require selling yet another expantion"
Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Burger
BANNED!
posted 02-06-2004 11:32:42 PM
Halflife2:Released On Time

Things to do with a jar of Cheez Whiz

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-06-2004 11:37:58 PM
quote:
Aw, geez, I have BurgerMeister all over myself!
Halflife2:Released On Time

Things to do with a jar of Cheez Whiz


Make an hilarious answering machine message!

*sounds of Cheez Whiz being sprayed near the machine*

"Aw, goddammit, you got it everywhere! It's on the answering mach---GET OFF ME!"

*beep*

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Taeolas
Pancake
posted 02-06-2004 11:41:07 PM
Things to do with Cheese whiz:

Melt Cost-co sized bottles of it and dump off of an overpass onto rushhour traffic.

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 02-06-2004 11:49:11 PM
Ruffle your cat's fur, then spray it in, and watch them grapple with the strangeness of it as they try to lick it out of their fur.
Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 02-07-2004 12:30:01 AM
quote:
BurgerMeister stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Things to do with a jar of Cheez Whiz

Consume a jar, and see how long it takes to throw up.

"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
 
can you please fix my title
posted 02-07-2004 12:36:37 AM
Ponder how faraway from real cheese it realy is such that they have to add the word FOOD after it to try to convice people it has nutrional value
Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Maradon!
posted 02-07-2004 12:40:47 AM
quote:
Karnaj thought about the meaning of life:
*sounds of Cheez Whiz being sprayed near the machine*

"Aw, goddammit, you got it everywhere! It's on the answering mach---GET OFF ME!"

*beep*


Cheez Whiz does not spray, Cheez Whiz comes in a jar.

You're thinking Ez-Cheez

Things to do with cheez whiz:

Refrigerate until it's firm, then fuck it

Sans Strider
Pancake
posted 02-07-2004 11:45:52 AM
Things to do with Cheez Whiz: Poison the city's water.
"Oh," he had added, "and pray thee bless it (a hammer) as well...thou dost know, that one where it explodes undead most explosively and what-not, so that I might get my most righteous smite on."
-Lodur the Brave

Don't ruin my perfectly good idiocy with your damn logic.

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