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Pancake
posted 02-06-2004 02:44:38 AM
Never fear!
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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 02-06-2004 02:59:00 AM
Thats more sad that I thought possible.

I dunno which is worse, this or the ebay girlfriend.

This at least seems more legit, since it claims that he will talk on aim, while the GF would just send letters with his name stuck on.

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
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Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 02-06-2004 03:09:18 AM
I'd fear that.

Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 02-06-2004 03:17:14 AM
Holy shit, that looks like me if I grew a beard.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Pancake
posted 02-06-2004 03:25:54 AM
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and El Imán Grande! was all like:
Holy shit, that looks like me if I grew a beard.

He's a little thinner I think.

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 02-06-2004 03:28:30 AM
But his face is definatly puffier.

Maybe if I took up drinking plenty of hard liquor I'd get a face like that.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Broadzilla
Pancake
posted 02-06-2004 06:55:32 AM
One time my cousin put her high school up on eBay as a joke.
"I like lesbians with a giddy delight. If I had my own pair, I'd jack off every night."
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me."
"There are easier things in life then finding a good guy like nailing Jell-0 to a tree."

[T E C H N O D R O M E] // [E R I N E Y ' S M I N D]

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diadem
eet bugz
posted 02-06-2004 08:14:11 AM
"authentic friendship certificate" - nice.

I also like the feedback of the high bidder...

Neg comment: "Do not take Money Order from this lady they are hard to cash. Payback is a B*@!"
Reply by haxorize: "You specifically asked for a money order from me. I wanted to send via PayPal."

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
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The Goddess
Pancake
posted 02-06-2004 03:03:41 PM
*snickers* that's great. and so's this.
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The Goddess
Pancake
posted 02-06-2004 03:49:03 PM
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I dunno which is worse, this or the ebay girlfriend.

This at least seems more legit, since it claims that he will talk on aim, while the GF would just send letters with his name stuck on.

Get a psycho girlfriend. She'll send you packages of dead insects. What more could you want from a relationship?

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