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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 02-02-2004 09:22:44 PM
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Arttemis
Not Squire... but a guitar!
posted 02-02-2004 09:23:14 PM
SWEET MARY, MOTHER OF GOD!
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Ares
posted 02-02-2004 09:24:29 PM
That's one thick beard.
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Espio Idsavant
You have gotten better at Being a Lush! (200)
posted 02-02-2004 09:27:20 PM
Pfft thats nothing. I guess I shoulda taken a pic of what I looked like before I shaved the other week
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And go high like the wind don't stop...


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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 02-02-2004 09:28:45 PM
you do not understand.... the KaLbeard is a force of evil that none can withstand.. the great poets have written tales of it's power.. mad scientists and wizards tremble at the mention of it.. women and children scatter and flee in terror at it's sight.
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 02-02-2004 09:29:57 PM
omg.... it's BACK!

*flees in terror*

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
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Lady Delirium
Drysart loves me!
posted 02-02-2004 09:31:12 PM
ahahah NSFW..

i like it kal


yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
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Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 02-02-2004 09:53:26 PM
Holy crap, that thing looks like it could stop bullets
"There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there you'll be free if you truly wish to be."
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Broadzilla
Pancake
posted 02-02-2004 10:01:47 PM
...That thing is a fucking beast of its own, man!
"I like lesbians with a giddy delight. If I had my own pair, I'd jack off every night."
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me."
"There are easier things in life then finding a good guy like nailing Jell-0 to a tree."

[T E C H N O D R O M E] // [E R I N E Y ' S M I N D]

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 02-02-2004 10:03:04 PM
So... black...

No light can escape the horrors of KaL's beard.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 02-02-2004 10:04:29 PM
Whoa... it's EViL....
* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
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Cherveny
Papaya
posted 02-02-2004 10:04:39 PM
heh, you think thats bad, I should scan in a picture of when I had a full beard.

I had two nicknames in the dorm that year
1) Ax Murder
2) Amish

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Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 02-02-2004 10:09:56 PM
The horror... The horror...
There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 02-02-2004 10:10:18 PM
Kal: next time mine grows out, it shall join forces with your beard to form an evil beard coalition.
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Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 02-02-2004 10:14:17 PM
And how long did it take for that to come in? Hour or two?

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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 02-02-2004 10:15:24 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Kal: next time mine grows out, it shall join forces with your beard to form an evil beard coalition.

They will be their own Axis of Hairy Evil

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
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TaLourin
Pancake
posted 02-02-2004 10:28:26 PM
The_Razor wants to touch your peepee.
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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 02-02-2004 10:34:13 PM
*hides in Kal's beard*
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 02-02-2004 10:34:14 PM
I'm sure it does. There's enough of a beard down there too
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 02-02-2004 10:36:20 PM
Yah I put up with this... why?
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 02-02-2004 10:37:47 PM
cuz you love me. Atleast I tamed the bastid and saved you from the horror of "kid toucher creepy"
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 02-02-2004 10:45:18 PM
Meh.. back to that love thing again, eh? =)
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 02-02-2004 10:46:50 PM
yea.. sucks doesnt it? should we just ditch the whole thing and violate Tal instead?
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 02-02-2004 10:49:59 PM
Agreed
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 02-02-2004 10:52:10 PM
I'll get the duct tape, rubber hose and the gold fish.. you get the strap-on, spatula , block of cheese and some flour tortillas
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 02-02-2004 11:17:58 PM
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Caela
Crazed Ex-Angel
posted 02-02-2004 11:28:48 PM
Muahaha, eeevil KaL beard.
"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. " - the "Professor" - The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress
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Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 02-03-2004 12:07:47 AM
If Suddar's hair and Kal's beard were to forge an alliance, we'd all be dead.
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Maradon!
posted 02-03-2004 12:10:32 AM
My beard feels flaccid and inadequate in comparison
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Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 02-03-2004 12:12:28 AM
I have changed my goatee to a beard semi recently. Beards are godlike.
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Skaw
posted 02-03-2004 12:29:23 AM
KaL fell asleep on the cat
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Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 02-03-2004 12:41:28 AM
That's...awesome, just awesome.
'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 02-03-2004 01:22:16 AM
Aieee!
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 02-03-2004 02:07:10 AM
quote:
Sakkra had this to say about pies:
If Suddar's hair and Kal's beard were to forge an alliance, we'd all be dead.

you kidding? looks like Suddar's hair migrated to Kal's face...

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Vecchio Hickory
Pancake
posted 02-03-2004 02:24:47 AM
Frank Herbert returns from the grave.
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Tal At Work
Pancake
posted 02-03-2004 08:29:33 AM
quote:
KaLourin had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I'll get the duct tape, rubber hose and the gold fish.. you get the strap-on, spatula , block of cheese and some flour tortillas

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 02-03-2004 09:25:13 AM
it was the cheese and the tortillas wasnt it... too over the top for ya?
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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LeMiere
posted 02-03-2004 09:42:20 AM
I like your beard.
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BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 02-03-2004 10:49:16 AM
quote:
Skaw had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
KaL fell asleep on the cat

I laughed WAY too hard at that.

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 02-03-2004 02:03:42 PM
hehe I told KaL he needed something more obscure than the things used to make quesadillas =P
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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