MARADON vs NINA
My arch nemesis is Nina, because he loves Nintendo, is a communist, and is a froo-froo girlyman and thinks there's nothing wrong with that.
So to speak.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Katrinity is queen of goodness, frendliness, and helpfulness. Parcelan is evil overlord of flaming dumb people and getting drunk.
BLOODSAGE vs SOMETHOR
Bloodsage is a paragon of logical argument. Somethor is not only immune to logical debate, but seems to function completely extraneous of logic. A matchup of epic proportions!
RAZOR vs OBSCURITY
Who are you again?
I am next good sir!
TARQUINN vs NIKLAS
Tarquinn: A helpful inobtrusive guy from germany who'd never had root beer before we gave it to him! Niklas: a helpful inobtrusive guy from England who wears a santa hat year round!
REYNAR vs R.I.G.
The battle for IT superiority!! (and long-standing monochrome sigpics!)
NEM-X vs LED
There can be room for only one half-crazed twitch gaming maniac that dominates every game they lay hands on!
KAGRAMA vs NOBODY
Everybody loves Kagrama!
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I figured I'd get a smurf. 
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Full sigpic image.
Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."
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Super Kagrama had this to say about dark elf butts:
i aem attaecking the DAREKNESS!!!11
Can we have a story about how you concured the great depths of darkness?
[ 01-30-2004: Message edited by: Niklas ]
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Ares had this to say about Pirotess:
Can we have a story about how you concured the great depths of darkness?
Yaes!
Tell us how you agreed with deep darkness!
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
The foulest, most despised of processed meat products engages bologna in close combat! TO THE DEATH!
ARES vs MAX CHACKLY
Ares battles the spirit of poor drawing! the wavery outline, the simplistic style thwarting her efforts at every step MUST BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE!
FORD PREFECT vs KENNATSU
Obscure posters once almost lost to the mists of time, now resurface to do battle! Watch as strange, intellectual locutions and conundrums are devestatingly hurled to and fro!
MOG vs Devlin Electronics KMX 144 Extended Function Keyboard!
Since time long forgotten, the plastic plank of keys and buttons has been an irritant to Mog! WELL NO LONGER! Mog does battle with the King of Keyboards!
MIGHTION vs MORTIOUS
I tried to avoid it, but I couldn't. They're just too well opposed to one another. I mean, Mort likes hentai with demons munching up anime girls...Mightion, to my knowledge, owns no porn. SK/PAL. I mean really!
LIAM vs THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Liam is an affront to the american dream!
BLINDY vs SKAW
Because I keep confusing the two of you for some completely unknowable reason. Hopefully one of you will kill and assimilate the other and I can call you "Blindyskaw" and not have that problem. [ 01-30-2004: Message edited by: Maradon! ]
Gah! Tastes like gamer.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and A_Blindy_005 was all like:
*Eats Skaw*Gah! Tastes like gamer.
My caffeine induced high blood pressure would cause your innards to explode.
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Cowboy Darius wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
whoa hey i get nothing
Quit whining!
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Maradon! Model 2000 was programmed to say:ARES vs MAX CHACKLY
Ares battles the spirit of poor drawing! the wavery outline, the simplistic style thwarting her efforts at every step MUST BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE!
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Katrinity thought about the meaning of life:
PARCELAN! I come for you!
Your time has come, kitsune! Prepare yourself!
Teehee. ^_^ I WILL EAT YOUR TOAST FOR LUNCH! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA~
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How.... Maradon!.... uughhhhhh:
Quit whining!
YOU quit whining!
