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Topic: So... (A Sister Thread to Vorbis')
Arttemis
Not Squire... but a guitar!
posted 01-29-2004 11:10:59 PM
How do you make connections with good looking members of the opposite sex?
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 01-29-2004 11:12:04 PM
Look good yourself.

Make an effort.

Stop asking an internet board full of geeks for ad- oops oh geez oh no



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Arttemis
Not Squire... but a guitar!
posted 01-29-2004 11:12:41 PM
quote:
Black stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Look good yourself.

Make an effort.

Stop asking an internet board full of geeks for ad- oops oh geez oh no


I wasn't asking for advice, I was just curious!

...You don't believe me, do you

Skaw
posted 01-29-2004 11:12:58 PM
Video Games.


...and chloroform.

[ 01-29-2004: Message edited by: Skaw ]

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-29-2004 11:13:41 PM
quote:
Black still thinks SARS jokes are topical, as evidenced by:
Look good yourself.

Make an effort.

Stop asking an internet board full of geeks for ad- oops oh geez oh no


Dude, why is there an old Max Payne manual stuffed into your mouth? Did you badmouth the geeks ag--oh shit hey i was just get aw

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 01-29-2004 11:18:21 PM
Be direct, but not blunt.

Be very open, but not that open.

Be femmy. Works like a charm for me.

Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 01-29-2004 11:20:56 PM
It just happens.

...I think it's random chance.

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-29-2004 11:21:10 PM
A blunt instrument and a burlap sack.
Iulius Czar
Pancake
posted 01-29-2004 11:22:53 PM
Wealth, power, influence.

As a bonus, being wealthy, powerful and influential is fun! Give it a try tomorrow

Nina
posted 01-29-2004 11:23:28 PM
quote:
Vorbis painfully thought these words up:
Be direct, but not blunt.

Be very open, but not that open.

Be femmy. Works like a charm for me.


Metros will always steal your chick.

Except if you're a football player. But you don't want a cheerleader anyway.

[ 01-29-2004: Message edited by: Nina ]

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 01-29-2004 11:24:02 PM
quote:
Nina had this to say about Captain Planet:
Metros will always steal your chick.

Except if you're a football player.


and you are screwed if there's a metro football player.

Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 01-29-2004 11:24:18 PM
ask the chick out.

Seriously.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 01-29-2004 11:25:29 PM
quote:
Gikk wrote this stupid crap:
ask the chick out.

Seriously.


Just walk up to a girl you don't know and ask her out?

I'm pretty sure there's a few steps missing in this picture.

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-29-2004 11:29:01 PM
Hey Gikk.

Feel like going for a coffee sometime?

Steven Steve
posted 01-29-2004 11:29:01 PM
Just imagine if your target walks up to you and starts talking. What would you want them to say to you? Say that to them. It'll work if you're not horridly ugly.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 01-29-2004 11:29:54 PM
quote:
Kalculus Kid or Mathinator or Waisz probably says this to all the girls:
Just walk up to a girl you don't know and ask her out?

I'm pretty sure there's a few steps missing in this picture.


1) talk to girl, strike up a conversation

2) ask directly "I would like to take you out to ______ sometime[coffee? wherever], can I have your phone #?

3) either get number and date, or get rejected and move onto the next girl and start over from step 1.

It is in fact that easy. Be friendly and un-intrusive, girls will respect you for being straight foward and not playing games. Or they will laugh at you for asking for their number, but risk is the name of the game, learn to deal with rejection, it happens to everyone.

[ 01-29-2004: Message edited by: Reynar ]

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 01-29-2004 11:33:06 PM
My risk is very high.
Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Maradon!
posted 01-29-2004 11:34:40 PM
As a general rule of thumb, remember the following:

Young beautiful girls are attracted to abuse.
Attempt to refute it all you like ladies, but a beautiful girl between the ages of 16 and 25 or so will probably sleep with any outlaw biker that rolls through town.

Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 01-29-2004 11:35:42 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Lenlalron Flameblaster said:
My risk is very high.

But you're guaranteed to be alone if you don't even try. Whats the worst that happens, the girl says no? So freakin what.

If you carry yourself with dignity and ask politely, 99% of those women will respond kindly whether their answer is yes or no.

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 01-29-2004 11:50:18 PM
quote:
Reynar had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
But you're guaranteed to be alone if you don't even try. Whats the worst that happens, the girl says no? So freakin what.

If you carry yourself with dignity and ask politely, 99% of those women will respond kindly whether their answer is yes or no.


Pfeh, I haven't given up. But it is rather disheartening with the current streak I have.

Plus, I would pay not to hear a kind answer. No more of this friend jack! Kick me in the nuts! It at least feels better.

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
LeMiere
posted 01-30-2004 12:15:03 AM
I pretend to be cute.

I'll pretend to be eerie and dark.

I'll do both at the same time. (Fear the bunny ears!)

Sean
posted 01-30-2004 12:57:34 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Fazum'Zen Fastfist wrote:
Just imagine if your target walks up to you and starts talking. What would you want them to say to you? Say that to them. It'll work if you're not horridly ugly.

I'm not gonna walk up to a girl and ask to suck her dick off. Because she shouldn't have one.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 01-30-2004 12:59:02 AM
Self Confidence is more attractive than almost anything else.
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 01-30-2004 01:01:55 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Mortious was all like:
Hey Gikk.

Feel like going for a coffee sometime?


She won't drink coffee, but offer to take her to a pub and she might go.

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LeMiere
posted 01-30-2004 01:07:14 AM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Ferret said:
Self Confidence is more attractive than almost anything else.

The absolute truth.

Chugga
Pancake
posted 01-30-2004 01:18:02 AM
Be yourself. If you try to be someone your not your not getting people around you that you should. I get quite attractive women being who I am.
Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 01-30-2004 01:35:06 AM
Oh:

The asking thing only applies if you arne't scary, greasy, and wearing dirty clothes.

You'd be suprized how many guys at my school that applies to. O.x

Chugga
Pancake
posted 01-30-2004 01:37:41 AM
quote:
Gikk had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Oh:

The asking thing only applies if you arne't scary, greasy, and wearing dirty clothes.

You'd be suprized how many guys at my school that applies to. O.x


New fashion, long shaggy hair, dirty retro clothes, tight pants, and chuck taylors. new wave kids.

Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 01-30-2004 01:40:38 AM
No.

Like... ratty old polo shirts vcovered in grease stains 2 sizes to small/large, halfway balding geasy poeple , all wrinkled, but wear black leather trenchcoats that maes them look (they think) SO BADDDD.

And pants that are pulled up to like... thier armpits. but about 3 inches lower. but higher then thier waist.

[ 01-30-2004: Message edited by: Gikk ]

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 01-30-2004 02:31:56 AM
Some girls like suits.

I work a suit jacket to college and a hot chick gave me a hug.

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 01-30-2004 02:35:52 AM
quote:
Elvish Crack Piper had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Some girls like suits.

I work a suit jacket to college and a hot chick gave me a hug.


You work a suit jacket? Is that anything like wearing a suit jacket?

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
The Unholy
Pancake
posted 01-30-2004 01:58:31 PM
quote:
Gikk had this to say about Tron:
No.

And pants that are pulled up to like... thier armpits. but about 3 inches lower. but higher then thier waist.


Had an uncle that wore his pants like that, pants cuff an inch above his ancles, black socks and sandles.

"Who is he?"
"He's an ***hole sir."
Mod
Pancake
posted 01-30-2004 02:21:19 PM
Don't go bald at 19.

Seriously though just be what you think her parents would hate.

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
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