mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! sushi!
Japanese Man: <opening Sun roof of car> What a beautiful day!
<Whale Explodes nearby>
Japanese Man: What the hel...<the car interior is filled up with whale guts>
Japanese Man: ....
Japanese Man: <on cellphone> Honey? I just went to the market...we're having sushi for dinner.
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Kennatsu attempted to be funny by writing:
I feel sorry for the photagraphers who were taking pictures in the path of that explosion...
I keep thinking of monty python movie, "The meaning to life" when the fat guy is at the restraunt and he keeps vomiting and hits the waiter.
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Rebel Nae stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
This is a movie of a whale being exploded by dynamite, in 1970.It's pretty funny.. and grody too.
oK I stand corrected, that is the funniest thing I've ever seen. would be sad indead if someone were pounded into the pavement by a large chunk of whale blubber raining from the sky. 
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Rebel Nae was all like:
*grabs some chopsticks and wasabi*mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! sushi!
I think you people are missing an important element of this story:
The whale exploded because of methane buildup from putrification. See that street full of sludge? It's not red, it's mostly black since it's so highly decomposed.
If you ate even a little of that, apart from tasting like shit, you'd die from violent food poisoning.
If you've ever read "A Presentation of Whales" by... Somebody Lopez, I can't remember... It's a short story/historical essay of his account of a thing in 1980 where 40 sperm whales were beached up in Oregon.
As they cut up the whales gradually and stuff, the descriptions are really vivid. Especially the part about the whales exploding, 
It's a good short thing to read if you can find it. Not especially deep, but it is an interesting thing to read about.
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Lashanna impressed everyone with:
Dead whales do that.If you've ever read "A Presentation of Whales" by... Somebody Lopez, I can't remember... It's a short story/historical essay of his account of a thing in 1980 where 40 sperm whales were beached up in Oregon.
As they cut up the whales gradually and stuff, the descriptions are really vivid. Especially the part about the whales exploding,
It's a good short thing to read if you can find it. Not especially deep, but it is an interesting thing to read about.
You frighten me.
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Sinj had this to say about Punky Brewster:
You frighten me.
...what?
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How.... Trillee.... uughhhhhh:
I dunno.. I see *alot* of red there... and black from wet street...
Here's a better angle:
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Katrinity wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Japanese Man: <on cellphone> Honey? I just went to the market...we're having sushi for dinner.
That's one long way to go to the market!
Anyone have a video of this?
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Once moved to a nearby nature preserve, the male specimen -- the largest whale ever recorded in Taiwan -- drew the attention of locals because of its large penis, measured at some five feet, the Taipei Times reported."More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to 'experience' the size of its penis," the newspaper reported.
I want a five-foot whale penis. Not for anything odd, just to have in the house. Y'now, a conversation piece.
