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Topic: quite possibly the dumbest game ever.
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 01-28-2004 04:57:07 AM
Don't pick up the phone booth.


=)

[ 01-28-2004: Message edited by: Aury ]

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 01-28-2004 05:06:23 AM
Of course, the first thing I do is pick up the phonebooth.

And die.

I closed the brower after that, feeling fulfilled.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Maradon!
posted 01-28-2004 05:21:22 AM
If you try to eat the phone booth, you also die.
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 01-28-2004 06:11:00 AM
I beat the game on my first try... 3 turns.
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 01-28-2004 07:21:53 AM
Won on second try, after picking up the phone booth and dying.
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-28-2004 08:12:58 AM
I have defeated the mighty phone booth and it's sequel!
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 01-28-2004 08:35:49 AM
You also die if you pull the phone booth, and it topples onto you.
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Maradon!
posted 01-28-2004 10:02:55 AM
ok how do you beat this? really.
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 01-28-2004 10:11:32 AM
wtf its a red x?
Zair
The Imp
posted 01-28-2004 10:15:39 AM
quote:
Maradon! got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
ok how do you beat this? really.

spoiler
push the phone booth

[ 01-28-2004: Message edited by: Zair ]

Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 01-28-2004 10:34:37 AM
How do you beat the second one? Spoiler!

Does the screwdriver in the fannypack have anything to do with it?

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 01-28-2004 10:47:25 AM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Falaanla Marr:
wtf its a red x?

I get that too, I believe it's a Java Applet. Try adjusting your security settings, or something.

 
can you please fix my title
posted 01-28-2004 11:14:58 AM
well i cant figure out the 2nd one. whats the solution?
Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 01-28-2004 12:59:38 PM
quote:
Ruvyen had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
How do you beat the second one? Spoiler!

Does the screwdriver in the fannypack have anything to do with it?


All I can say is, examine anything and everything.




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 01-28-2004 01:13:19 PM
Highlight the spoiler text below.

I did examine everything. The Howitzer, the wood chips, the phone booth, the faucet, the cow, the fountain... Everything. But still, nothing works.

Help?

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 01-28-2004 01:14:52 PM
quote:
Ruvyen wrote this stupid crap:
Highlight the spoiler text below.

I did examine everything. The Howitzer, the wood chips, the phone booth, the faucet, the cow, the fountain... Everything. But still, nothing works.

Help?


Read the Hint part. The second game is merely a demo that won't allow you to win in anyway.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Ryuujin
posted 01-28-2004 01:17:47 PM
Have you tried...pushing?
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 01-28-2004 01:20:57 PM
quote:
Ruvyen had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Highlight the spoiler text below.

I did examine everything. The Howitzer, the wood chips, the phone booth, the faucet, the cow, the fountain... Everything. But still, nothing works.

Help?


Ah. I haven't beaten the second one, just gotten the cow to follow me wherever I want, killed myself in various ways using the Howitzer, got some spray paint, and turned on the fountain.

That's all I've been able to do.

Kat: That begs the question though, is Bajah BSing us or did he figure something out?




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Neo Saralene
Pancake
posted 01-28-2004 01:21:49 PM
How do you get the spray paint?
I found there is a 'paint' action,
and the hint infers that you need to deface the booth to destroy it..

[ 01-28-2004: Message edited by: Neo Saralene ]

Rage your dream.
Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 01-28-2004 01:28:36 PM
quote:
Gunslinger Moogle had this to say about Duck Tales:
Ah. I haven't beaten the second one, just gotten the cow to follow me wherever I want, killed myself in various ways using the Howitzer, got some spray paint, and turned on the fountain.

That's all I've been able to do.

Kat: That begs the question though, is Bajah BSing us or did he figure something out?


How do you get the cow to follow you? How do you get killed with the Howitzer? Where/How do you get the spraypaint?

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 01-28-2004 01:28:42 PM
I AM WEE TODD ID.

[ 01-28-2004: Message edited by: Sentow, Maybe ]

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 01-28-2004 01:37:36 PM
There has got to be a way to get that cow into that howitzer.
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 01-28-2004 01:38:53 PM
quote:
Verily, Neo Saralene doth proclaim:
How do you get the spray paint?
I found there is a 'paint' action,
and the hint infers that you need to deface the booth to destroy it..

Ohh, I see.

I win! TAKE THAT KAT!

As for the Howitzer...read the description again. 'A large Howitzer is here mounted on a concrete base.' Think about that for a bit.

Examine the base, then the plaque, 'unscrew plaque' after getting the screwdriver, and win.




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 01-28-2004 01:40:02 PM
quote:
So quoth Sentow, Maybe:
There has got to be a way to get that cow into that howitzer.

Gotta be.




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 01-28-2004 01:47:22 PM
Well, I didn't get the cow into the howitzer, but I got the howitzer into the cow!
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 01-28-2004 02:01:53 PM
Bwahaha!

quote:
>pull cord
You pull on the cord, just for kicks. the howitzer fires with a MIGHTY EXPLOSION, sending a large bullet southwards towards the phone booth. However, the angle is too high and the bullet goes speeding over the booth, only to land a bit far south. You hear an anguished "Moo?!" and then a large SPLAT, accompanied a few seconds later with what appear to be the blaring sirens of a Cow Corpse Retrieval Unit. You wonder what to make of all that.
Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 01-28-2004 02:09:29 PM
Just beat it. Fuggin' cow.
Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 01-28-2004 04:25:48 PM
You also die if you try to wear the phone booth.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piƱa coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 01-28-2004 06:05:01 PM
"Interferingly


fluoresce; receding...
avenge!! angst... dreaded seekers:
bigness?
couriers."




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Masamune
Pancake
posted 01-30-2004 12:30:17 PM
This has to be the DUMBEST text adventure in the history of text adventures...
"Because ten billion years' time is so fragile, so ephemeral...
it arouses such a bittersweet, almost heartbreaking fondness." ~ Now and Then, Here and There

"If history is to change, let it change. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh." ~ Magus

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