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Topic: Max Chackly
Maradon!
posted 01-25-2004 11:47:32 PM
I was bored at work, and for reasons I did and still do not understand, I wrote on my notepad "Max Chackly"

So I drew a doodle comic guy to match the name

The little guy is "The Shank", whose esotericism is clearly "The Cheat" inspired. Actually I tried to draw a hand, fucked up, and turned it into a flying sperm thing with eyes.

Demos
Pancake
posted 01-25-2004 11:49:26 PM
The missing pattern of evolution, exhibited in one comic strip. Bravo!
"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Maradon!
posted 01-25-2004 11:53:11 PM
quote:
Demos had this to say about Knight Rider:
The missing pattern of evolution, exhibited in one comic strip. Bravo!

But he wears a tie! that means he's civilized.

and he has spikes on his head.

Lokii
Pancake
posted 01-25-2004 11:59:27 PM
He reminds me of Sloth from The Goonies.. Except his eyes are in the right place and he's wearing a business suit.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-26-2004 12:01:40 AM
He seems to grapple with invisible cocks, too. I mean, if I were going to draw someone grappling with invisible cocks, that'd be how I'd draw it.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Maradon!
posted 01-26-2004 12:06:35 AM
WHY MUST YOU PEOPLE BE SO ABUSIVE

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 01-26-2004 02:15:38 AM
Who is he throwing that condom at?
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Maradon!
posted 01-26-2004 02:35:03 AM
quote:
Tarquinn's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Who is he throwing that condom at?

That's The Shank

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 01-26-2004 02:40:21 AM
quote:
Maradon! spewed forth this undeniable truth:
That's The Shank

Oh, wow. The condom has a name.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Maradon!
posted 01-26-2004 02:46:37 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Maradon! wrote:
WHY MUST YOU PEOPLE BE SO ABUSIVE


Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-26-2004 02:56:53 AM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say:
He seems to grapple with invisible cocks, too. I mean, if I were going to draw someone grappling with invisible cocks, that'd be how I'd draw it.

Thank God I wasn't drinking anything when I read that. If I had been, then it'd be all over my monitor.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-26-2004 04:23:50 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Karnaj said:
He seems to grapple with invisible cocks, too. I mean, if I were going to draw someone grappling with invisible cocks, that'd be how I'd draw it.

The really, really, extremely disturbing thing is that I had exactly the same thought.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Demos
Pancake
posted 01-26-2004 04:29:03 PM
This is probably why.

Almost like the invisi-cocks of bad hentai

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-26-2004 04:50:01 PM
quote:
And now, we sprinkle Bloodsage liberally with Old Spice!
The really, really, extremely disturbing thing is that I had exactly the same thought.


Well, you know what they say:

"Bloodsage and Karnaj are fucking nutjobs and should be locked up forever."

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Goma
Pancake
posted 01-26-2004 05:32:30 PM
So, Max Chackly is a Zabrak? That's cool. He appears to be force sensitive, but unaware of it. If you failed to notice, he seems to be suspending The Shank with his mind. I would take a stab and say that he's probably lv. 1 fringer/lv. 1 noble/lv. 1 force adept

MAYBE, I might be giving him too much credit with that evaluation. But I can't just say that he's a COMMONER, like.. He's Max Chackly for god's sake!

Let's roll his stats. Is there a way so that you can roll 4d6 then take the highest 3?

4d6-r>3 => Invalid roll syntax
4d6-r>3 => Invalid roll syntax
4d6-r>3 => Invalid roll syntax
4d6-r>3 => Invalid roll syntax
4d6-r>3 => Invalid roll syntax
4d6-r>3 => Invalid roll syntax

Goma
Pancake
posted 01-26-2004 05:34:16 PM
That didn't work too well. Too bad I can't edit.

3d6 => 5
3d6 => 12
3d6 => 11
3d6 => 10
3d6 => 8
3d6 => 8

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 01-26-2004 05:35:56 PM
You god damn nerd.
Goma
Pancake
posted 01-26-2004 05:36:41 PM
quote:
Liam impressed everyone with:
You god damn nerd.

Im actually considering making this character for shits and giggles =(

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 01-26-2004 05:37:26 PM
quote:
How.... Gomateux.... uughhhhhh:
Im actually considering making this character for shits and giggles =(

Reinstall GB. it's quite the rage around EC and it has a new bot.

Goma
Pancake
posted 01-26-2004 05:39:58 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Liam said:
Reinstall GB. it's quite the rage around EC and it has a new bot.

I don't have time for both GB and aRO. Maybe after I get a decent level blacksmith I'll play.

Goma
Pancake
posted 01-26-2004 06:13:22 PM
After doing some searching, I have learned how to take the top 3 dice rolls. Time to re-roll Max's official stats.

tt3 4d6 => 11
tt3 4d6 => 9
tt3 4d6 => 10
tt3 4d6 => 9
tt3 4d6 => 9
tt3 4d6 => 13

Maradon!
posted 01-26-2004 11:36:58 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Demos!
Almost like the invisi-cocks of bad hentai

I HAVE A HARD TIME DRAWING HANDS, OK!?

Kermitov
Pancake
posted 01-27-2004 04:43:25 AM
I keep saying his name over and over again... it's gotta be the coolest name I've ever heard.

"Who are you?"

"Chackly... Max Chackly"

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