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Topic: Drysart is soooo fat
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-23-2004 02:29:09 AM
WHEN HE HAULS ASS, IT TAKES TWO TRIPS!
Maradon!
posted 01-23-2004 02:31:17 AM
ok that was funny.

And I am not a faggot, you faggot.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-23-2004 02:32:36 AM
quote:
Maradon! had this to say about dark elf butts:
ok that was funny.

And I am not a faggot, you faggot.


Have I ever been wrong? No. You are a faggot.

Suddar
posted 01-23-2004 02:33:27 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Maradon! was all like:
ok that was funny.

And I am not a faggot, you faggot.


You may not be, but I sure am! Er...or something.

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 01-23-2004 02:46:51 AM



moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 01-23-2004 02:50:34 AM
Drysart's so fat when he sits around the house... he sits around the house!

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 01-23-2004 02:51:17 AM
quote:
Gunslinger Moogle had this to say about John Romero:

Don't you mean:

Would post the green smiley that everyone loves/hates, but is inanimate ?

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 01-23-2004 02:53:27 AM
quote:
Delphi Aegis's fortune cookie read:
Don't you mean:

Would post the green smiley that everyone loves/hates, but is inanimate ?


renders Delphi inanimate




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 01-23-2004 02:55:01 AM
quote:
This one time, at Gunslinger Moogle camp:
renders Delphi inanimate

Would skullfuck Moogle, but is inanimate

Kermitov
Pancake
posted 01-23-2004 12:20:38 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Delphi Aegis:
Would skullfuck Moogle, but is inanimate


and it's a good thing too

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-23-2004 01:53:38 PM
quote:
Gunslinger Moogle had this to say about the Spice Girls:
renders Delphi inanimate

I don't think I'm going to stop snickering at the delicious, ironic humor of this all day.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 01-23-2004 01:56:21 PM
quote:
Gunslinger Moogle enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:

For some reason, I never get tired of that smilie. It's just got the best expression of shock and horror.

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 01-23-2004 02:41:53 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Zephyer Kyuukaze said:
For some reason, I never get tired of that smilie. It's just got the best expression of shock and horror.
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

diadem
eet bugz
posted 01-23-2004 03:08:14 PM
Drysart's so fat, he plays hopscotch like this.. Antonica, Odus, Kunark...
play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 01-23-2004 03:19:58 PM
My friend Tamalix just told me a new one (for me)...

Drysart's so fat, when he goes to the movies he sits next to EVERYONE.

diadem
eet bugz
posted 01-23-2004 03:31:51 PM
Drysart's mom's so fat, I had to roll three turns before I got out of bed.
play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 01-23-2004 03:33:46 PM
Drysart is so fat, he causes reality to lag.
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Legonaire
Pancake
posted 01-23-2004 03:37:06 PM
Drysart is soooo Fat he has to take off his pants to get to his Pockets !!
If animals weren't supposed to be eaten, then why are they made out of meat ??
diadem
eet bugz
posted 01-23-2004 03:37:47 PM
Drysart's so fat he affects the tides.
play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-23-2004 03:38:42 PM
Drysart is so fat, when he wears a Malcom X t-shirt, helicopters start circling.
Willias
Pancake
posted 01-23-2004 03:38:50 PM
Drysart is so fat that when he goes to the beach, he is the only one who gets a tan.
diadem
eet bugz
posted 01-23-2004 03:47:16 PM
Drysart's so fat, his bloodtype is Ragu and he bleeds cheese!
play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
BacardiMunch
Wise enough not to pee on the electric fence?
posted 01-23-2004 03:56:36 PM
Drysart is so fat, he smokes a turkey after sex.
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 01-23-2004 04:08:57 PM
omg u gyus r so maaen 2 fat peeple!!!!11one
diadem
eet bugz
posted 01-23-2004 04:17:03 PM
[weird al]Drysart's so fat, his shadow weighs 42 pounds![/weird al]
play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 01-23-2004 04:18:15 PM
Drysart's mom is so fat, when she wore high heels she struck oil!
Willias
Pancake
posted 01-23-2004 04:24:18 PM
Drysart is so fat, that he went outside with a red shirt on and the kids in the neighborhood started yelling "KOOL-AID! KOOL-AID!"
BacardiMunch
Wise enough not to pee on the electric fence?
posted 01-23-2004 04:32:44 PM
Drysart is so fat, you put four quarters in his ear an a bag of doritos pops out.
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 01-23-2004 04:46:24 PM
Drysart is so fat, I heard his ass has its own congressman.
Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-23-2004 04:57:44 PM
quote:
Callalron had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Drysart is so fat, I heard his ass has its own congressman.

A Kennedy, no doubt!

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 01-23-2004 05:11:27 PM
quote:
Zephyer Kyuukaze had this to say about pies:
For some reason, I never get tired of that smilie. It's just got the best expression of shock and horror.

Whenever I see it there's a little sound effect that goes off in my head. It's like a crash of a little kid with Down's syndrome going "duhhhhhhh" and a spring going "boing-oing-oing!" It's kinda hard to describe.

Also, I wrote something that made Deth snicker with irony!




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 01-23-2004 06:04:59 PM
Drysart's so fat, he doesn't have to orbit the Earth... The Earth orbits him
Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 01-23-2004 07:13:45 PM
quote:
Ruvyen wrote this stupid crap:
Drysart's so fat, he doesn't have to orbit the Earth... The Earth orbits him

In Soviet Russia...




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 01-23-2004 08:38:35 PM
Drysart is so fat.. he's got more chins then chinatown!

Drysart is so fat.. when he goes out to get the mail.. it measures on the richter scale!

Drysart is so fat.. that when he gets his shoes shined.. he has to take their word!

Weird Al =

diadem
eet bugz
posted 01-23-2004 09:01:45 PM
Drysart's so fat that he has to wear two watches because he takes up two time zones.

Drysart's so fat he was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease and the doctor gave him 17 years to live


Drysart's momma’s so fat when I got on top of her my ears popped.

[ 01-23-2004: Message edited by: diadem ]

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Willias
Pancake
posted 01-23-2004 09:52:45 PM
Drysart is so fat that the patch on the back of his blue jeans says: "Warning: Heavy load."
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