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Topic: State of the Union
Zair
The Imp
posted 01-20-2004 09:05:43 PM
This is the thread for all things state of the union.

I hope to garner enough evidence from it to prove that Bush is a direct descendent of Hitler.

[ 01-20-2004: Message edited by: Zair ]

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-20-2004 09:06:53 PM
I changed to Cartoon Network.
 
can you please fix my title
posted 01-20-2004 09:07:39 PM
TnT law and order here
Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 01-20-2004 09:09:27 PM
Random Star Gate SG-1 Season 5 episodes
"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Skaw
posted 01-20-2004 09:10:27 PM
History Channel, Barbarians!
Zair
The Imp
posted 01-20-2004 09:11:49 PM
quote:
Skaw enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
History Channel, Barbarians!

Damn you! Now I have to switch back and forth.

Skaw
posted 01-20-2004 09:13:07 PM
quote:
Verily, Zair doth proclaim:
switch back and forth.

Screw that. Barbarians >>>>>>>>>> Bush. Commercials >> Bush.

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-20-2004 09:18:45 PM
quote:
Skaw wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
History Channel, Barbarians!

Watched the Goths last night..

You're turn.

*sacks and plunders Skaw*

Demos
Pancake
posted 01-20-2004 09:18:49 PM
Not missing much, he's only manipulating public support for the troops for his political agendas, and trying to extend the patriot act.
"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Zair
The Imp
posted 01-20-2004 09:20:19 PM
quote:
Demos had this to say about Tron:
Not missing much, he's only manipulating public support for the troops for his political agendas, and trying to extend the patriot act.

I liked when he got an unexpected round of applause when he said "key parts of the Patriot Act expire this year"

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 01-20-2004 09:21:58 PM
*didn't know there was one goin on*

Meh.. no reception so *shrugs*

Suddar
posted 01-20-2004 09:25:07 PM
quote:
Skaw had this to say about pies:
History Channel, Barbarians!

Go Mongels!

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-20-2004 09:27:54 PM
quote:
This one time, at Suddar camp:
Go Mongels!

BARBARIANS!

*Parcilla the Hun rides by and puts an arrow in Suddar's chest*

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 01-20-2004 09:31:05 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when King Parcelan said this:
BARBARIANS!

*Parcilla the Hun rides by and puts an arrow in Suddar's chest*


VIKINGS!!
*hands Parce mead from the halls of Valhalla served by a blond sexy Valkyrie*

Zair
The Imp
posted 01-20-2004 09:34:12 PM
*Zair the godi calls upon the blessing of Frey to protect him from the arrows of Parcilla*
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-20-2004 09:35:23 PM
quote:
Zair had this to say about Robocop:
*Zair the godi calls upon the blessing of Frey to protect him from the arrows of Parcilla*

*kicks Zair off of his horse and stabs his sword in the liberal's bottom*

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 01-20-2004 09:36:28 PM



moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

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Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 01-20-2004 09:38:29 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Suddar wrote:
Go Mongels!

Am I the only one that read, "Go Mongrels!"?

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-20-2004 09:38:56 PM
Beware, Ghengis Moog of the Moogolians! Parcilla the Hun has come for you!
Anklebiter
Pancake
posted 01-20-2004 10:07:12 PM
The vicious hordes to the east steal our ale and wenches!
EVE Online:
Asha Vahishta, Minmatar Pilot.
Arttemis
Not Squire... but a guitar!
posted 01-20-2004 11:08:30 PM
I watched SWAT instead.

That Colin Farrell is one sexy beast.

Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 01-20-2004 11:33:03 PM
Rides, on TLC.
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 01-20-2004 11:40:57 PM
quote:
I can still see Arttemis's Dad, running after me with a shovel in his hand.
I watched SWAT instead.

That Colin Farrell is one sexy beast.


You know it~


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 01-20-2004 11:42:47 PM
quote:
Skaw thought about the meaning of life:
History Channel, Barbarians!

I caught the Huns and Viking segments of that. It was pretty awesome.

I was at work for the State of the Union Address but apparently I didn't miss much.

There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-20-2004 11:43:18 PM
quote:
Arttemis got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
I watched SWAT instead.

That Colin Farrell is one sexy beast.


I loved that movie. Colin Farrell should do more movies with Samuel L Jackson.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 01-21-2004 12:23:28 AM
There was something about SWAT that felt so.. generic...
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Demos
Pancake
posted 01-21-2004 12:25:07 AM
quote:
El Imán Grande! impressed everyone with:
There was something about SWAT that felt so.. generic...

The acting?

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Lashanna
noob
posted 01-21-2004 12:26:09 AM
quote:
Zephyer Kyuukaze stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Rides, on TLC.

You just like Jason Priestly.

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Razor
posted 01-21-2004 12:29:54 AM
Damn I missed it... I actually care about the damn politics of this country.
*also wanted to watch because it'd get a few extra points in a speech class*
Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 01-21-2004 12:30:17 AM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Demos said:
The acting?

The characters, the story, the action...

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Demos
Pancake
posted 01-21-2004 12:33:16 AM
Whitheouse.gov has a link to the video on the front page. But they don't have the Democratic response for whatever reason.
"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Zair
The Imp
posted 01-21-2004 12:36:00 AM
quote:
Razor's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Damn I missed it... I actually care about the damn politics of this country.
*also wanted to watch because it'd get a few extra points in a speech class*

Foxnews.com has the whole video

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 01-21-2004 09:36:05 AM
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 01-21-2004 10:39:56 AM
quote:
See, your Snoota means your hair. So technically it's true.
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Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 01-21-2004 10:48:30 AM
quote:
Snoota had this to say about pies:
[xIMG]http://www.nypost.com/delonas/2004/01/01212004.jpg[/IMG]

this seems like an appropriate time for an "o rly"




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Naimah
In a Fire
posted 01-21-2004 10:58:30 AM
quote:
[xIMG]http://www.nypost.com/delonas/2004/01/01212004.jpg[/IMG]

What an ass.

[ 01-21-2004: Message edited by: Naimah ]

Cherveny
Papaya
posted 01-21-2004 03:39:40 PM
Was watching a Family Guy from last week (gotta love Tivo)
Cherveny
Papaya
posted 01-21-2004 03:40:10 PM
quote:
So quoth Cherveny:
Was watching a Family Guy from last week (gotta love Tivo)

Woo, I just turned gold

Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 01-21-2004 03:43:58 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Snoota:

That is damn funny. I am going to make that larger and put it in our headquarters

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
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