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Topic: Let us help Batty
Aaron (the good one)
posted 01-12-2004 10:45:18 AM
Sign the petition and help Batty get on with his life.
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 01-12-2004 10:46:11 AM
...
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 01-12-2004 10:48:39 AM
You misspelled Batutisz. Thus proving you're an imbecile.
Aaron (the good one)
posted 01-12-2004 10:52:55 AM
Maybe if you didn't have such a stupid, fucking name I wouldn't have!
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 01-12-2004 10:56:36 AM
Maybe if anyone actually liked you, it wouldn't matter. But since that isn't the case, and you feel the need to be so...you, ah well.
Aaron (the good one)
posted 01-12-2004 10:58:45 AM
I am always me! I yams what I yams.
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I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 01-12-2004 11:38:16 AM
There sure is a lot of fucking in this thread. Maybe you should change the tag to NSFW.
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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-12-2004 11:39:20 AM
Batty rocks.
Aaron (the good one)
posted 01-12-2004 11:41:39 AM
quote:
Bajah's fortune cookie read:
Batty rocks.

Then help Batty!

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I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 01-12-2004 11:53:25 AM
Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 01-12-2004 11:58:33 AM
quote:
Xyrra had this to say about Knight Rider:
Batty!

Xyrra!

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 01-12-2004 11:59:10 AM
Batty, while grumpy and apathetic, is still a stand-up guy.

<hands Batty a cookie>

Batty = Shikimaru

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 01-12-2004 12:03:02 PM
quote:
Katrinity stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Batty, while grumpy and apathetic, is still a stand-up guy.

<hands Batty a cookie>

Batty = Shikimaru


I'm not as grumpy and apathetic as I seem.

What's a Shikimaru?

Mr. Parcelan
posted 01-12-2004 12:04:16 PM
Batty is

Sometimes, though, we make him

When he gets that way, he usually needs a

Which makes him

After that, we just go

And then, after he has his drugs, he's usually all like

And that's Batty.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 01-12-2004 12:08:00 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Batty said this:
What's a Shikimaru?


<--- Shikamaru, character in Naruto.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 01-12-2004 12:09:05 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Batty stammered:
I'm not as grumpy and apathetic as I seem.

What's a Shikimaru?


Character from the anime, Naruto.

He's one of the fellow students of Naruto, etc. He is very uninterested in doing much of anything. Very lazy, mostly because he finds everything boring. He is a super-genius though and can come up with brilliant battle strategies on the fly. He's a good friend who looks after his fellows, even if he appears not to really care about anything.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 01-12-2004 12:09:15 PM
quote:
Vorbis said this about your mom:
<--- Shikamaru, character in Naruto.

Oh. I don't get it.

Edit: Oh. Now I do. Yeah, that's me. To a T.

[ 01-12-2004: Message edited by: Batty ]

Mr. Parcelan
posted 01-12-2004 12:11:37 PM
Get ye flask.
Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 01-12-2004 12:12:31 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about (_|_):
Get ye flask.

Yar!

But WHY is all the rum gone?

Aaron (the good one)
posted 01-12-2004 12:12:36 PM
You cannot get ye flask.
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Shahrazade Rajah DeMoyne
Pancake
posted 01-12-2004 12:14:10 PM
I like batty...I would really like to see Batty dead.


*stabstabstabstabs Batty and takes his cookie*


sweetness.

Feh!

<Mortious> "A Qitiqat A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play."

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 01-12-2004 12:14:30 PM
quote:
Batty had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Yar!

But WHY is all the rum gone?


One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me, do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they wonÂ’t see it?

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 01-12-2004 12:15:31 PM
quote:
Shahrazade Rajah DeMoyne wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I like batty...I would really like to see Batty dead.


*stabstabstabstabs Batty and takes his cookie*


sweetness.


Ack...you didn't have to stabbity stab the poor guy to death...just ask me if you want a cookie!

<holds up her cookie pouch, filled to the brim with fresh cookies> ^.^

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Shahrazade Rajah DeMoyne
Pancake
posted 01-12-2004 12:18:03 PM
*bounces*

cookie! cookie cookie cookie!


Oki I promise to never stab batty in order to take his cookie.

Feh!

<Mortious> "A Qitiqat A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play."

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-12-2004 12:19:13 PM
quote:
From the book of Katrinity, chapter 3, verse 16:
One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me, do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they wonÂ’t see it?

That better be a quote and not an original thought, otherwise I may get a little upset.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 01-12-2004 12:20:08 PM
quote:
King Parcelan had this to say about pies:
That better be a quote and not an original thought, otherwise I may get a little upset.

Its a quote

I really don't have opinions of rum one way or the other, never having tasted it.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 01-12-2004 12:21:22 PM
The lady knows her pirates.
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 01-12-2004 12:24:55 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Batty:
The lady knows her pirates.

Now...bring me that horizon.

And really bad eggs. Drink up, me 'arties yo ho.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Shahrazade Rajah DeMoyne
Pancake
posted 01-12-2004 12:25:46 PM
yar har
Feh!

<Mortious> "A Qitiqat A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play."

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 01-12-2004 12:59:41 PM
I vote for batty being straight. He has a way with the WIMMINZ.
Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 01-12-2004 01:15:24 PM
Kill Batty.
There was a signature here... it's gone now.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 01-12-2004 01:17:37 PM
Much for Batty
Aaron (the good one)
posted 01-12-2004 01:17:44 PM
What about Bill though?
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 01-12-2004 01:24:23 PM
quote:
Terena got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Kill Batty.

You're just jealous that he hasn't had his way with you.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-12-2004 01:28:13 PM
I cyber Batty on a regular basis.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-12-2004 01:28:15 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Aury said this:
You're just jealous that he hasn't had his way with you.

Yet!

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 01-12-2004 01:59:13 PM
Batty! ^_^

yo ho ho and a bottle of... what? lol

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Suddar
posted 01-12-2004 03:00:36 PM
Batty isn't grumpy or apathetic in AO at all.

He just sleeps weird.

Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 01-12-2004 03:16:50 PM
Who the hell is Mike Oxlong.
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Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 01-12-2004 03:26:12 PM
I was pressured into it.
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