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SyrisNight had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Any one work on a poser movie for a long time, then render and play it and there was a big flaw in it?

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Here's a tip when posting:

Assume we AREN'T standing right next to you, and thus, have NO idea what you are talking about until you clarify.

Most people don't know that Poser is a CG rendering suite, and if they did, may not automatically make the connection with your post.

Here is what your post should have said:

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I am currently working on a project in digital rendering with a program called Poser.

After working on my animation for several hours, I had the program render it and attempt to play it. When it started to play it, there was a huge flaw.

Has anyone else had this problem?

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Learn and improve, young Padawan.

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Everyone wondered WTF when SyrisNight wrote:
Any one work on a poser movie for a long time, then render and play it and there was a big flaw in it?

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The way I read this was he was making a movie about posers.. not using the Poser program, and then with the reject in the title, made me think of the reject cartoons.

So, was thinking, he was making a movie about people trying to make a reject like cartoon.

Capitals are important sometimes.

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yes, I have. more reasons why I stopped using that program long ago =)

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Super Kagrama had this to say about dark elf butts:
DIMENSIONAEL GAETWAEY AHOEY!!!11

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First Officer's blog, stardate XXX:

We've encountered a wormhole of some sort. Sensors indicate that something is trying to come through, and most of Engineering agrees that the energy pattern is both familiar and hilarious, but none can put their finger on it. We've loaded the photon torpedo bays, although since we haven't been to a starbucksbase for a while, we had to fill most of them with whiny redshirts.

Ensign Soldar: "We've got a visual on the object emerging from the wormhole, captain."

Captain Jean-Luc Parcelan: "On screen, knave!"

[The viewscreen reveals a giant stick figure made of pure light above a swirling vortex of energy. The entire bridge crew gasps in shock.]

Kagrama: "HAELOS! I COEM INN PAEX!"

Ja'Deth LaBael: "By Wolverine's claws, it's Kagrama! Last time we ran into him he fixed the warp core fluxx0rs by hitting it with a trout!"

Dr. Ill'nae: "He read my patients bedtime stories which led to curative bouts of dangerously convulsive laughter!"

Cpt. Parcelan: "Yes, and he treated the entire crew to dinner at Omega-Popeyes...but still, it could be a trap. Fire a torpedo to be safe."

[Cut to the exterior of the Cresterprise. A torpedo launches Ensign Zeke towards the great glowing giant.]

Zeke: "As the sword through the heart, so do I fly to you! TO HELL WITH YE, GIANT SPACE VAMPIRE!"

Kagrama: "TIHS REMAISNDS MI OF THET TAIM WUEHN I WAZ RADECURAETING MY HAWS! tahre wus a caht onn my tinn ruuf sou i SHAWT IET WATH MY LAZ0R! annd haed stu, wannt sum~?/"

[Cut to bridge.]

Ares: "I'm sensing that this is, in fact, the real Kagrama. I've done a sketch that proves it."

[Ares produces a beautifully rendered stick figure in anime style. The two giant dots of his eyes pass over the swiggly line that marks his hair.]

Kagrama: "TAHT PICTAR TAESTZ AS GUD AS APEL PI! spaekin of whych i haev got a pi juest forr t'eh crew! frehshbaekd hoemstolin frum ann oeld aleen ldy! i aet alll of tha tintikels tho, but ett is STILLL COVERRED IN PLAZMARIFFIC GUDNESS!"

[Just then an elf wearing an ominous green robe appears in a flash of light on the bridge! Ensigns Cysa, Mog and Soldar stand up with phasers in hand and point them at the feared entity, but with a snap of the fingers a giant red sign reading "B&!" smashes them all to the floor, writhing in agony!]

Drysart: "hay guys what's goin on in this starship?"

Parcelan: "Drysart! I thought the Mod Continuum had agreed to leave our little starship alone!"

Drysart: "No, no we didn't. In any case, though, I am not here for you..."

[Drysart turns to the viewscreen.]

Drysart: "...but for the pie!"

[A collective gasp from the bridge crew.]

Drysart: "That pie is too delicious for your civilization! It must be banned from the galaxy, into my stomach!"

Kagrama: "NWOW WAET A DARNT SEKINT! yuo canot AHNDL T'EH PI!~ yuor suparconshis neigh-chur as a mawd wuold nevar knwo the troo maenyng of PI!@"

Drysart: "Silence, you overgrown line art! My continuum WILL HAVE THE PIE!"

[Suddenly, there is another blinding flash of light, and a giant log appears on the bridge! Ensigns Cysa, Soldar and Mog, who have finally recovered from the Drysart's temporary ban attack, get to their feet and point their phasers at the new menace, only to be rolled over as if they were the neighbor's dog!]

Log: "Drysart! You have meddled too much in the affairs of the mortals! For this crime [i}I BAN YOU![/I]

[The universe seems to shake with the force of Log's statement. In an instant Chief Engineer Ja'Deth LaBael's hyperintelligent mind, expanded by the replacement of parts of his brain with nanites and ravioli, realizes that this must not come to be and has prepared an five-page essay with footnotes and an annotated bibliography to justify his next action. Hoisting his phaser, he sends a beam of pure light to the Log, who, despite his omnipotence, lights on fire!]

Log: "Nooo! Curse this fallible mortal form!" disappears in another flash of light

[Drysart turns to say something, words of scorn or perhaps of thanks, to LaBael, but before he does his head explodes in a spray of gore! But being Drysart he's still alive of course.]

Drysart: "Ow! Only one person alive on this ship could have done this...I'll get you next time!" disappears in yet another flash of light

Nem-x: "Roofles, Captain. Roofles." bounces around his hiding spot in the UBB-tube

Cpt. Parcelan: "Now that that's settled, time for pie and booze!"

Kagrama: "PI ANAD BUUUUZ! taht remainds mee of a storee wtih PIRATZ AND SPAEC WHISKI!"

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