Okay.. anyway.. my research is based on strip clubs. Out of the three guy friends I have who have been to strip clubs, two can't explain it, and the third had a bad experience. So I need information!
So.. anyone been to one? And describe your experience there.
It's not something people hear about.
And other than the typical "girls stripped".. did they have line-ups? How much for what types of dances?
Depends on the place actually. Some will have a center 'runway' that the girls will dance up and down for a song or 2 and then rotate out. Typically this is a smaller establishment. You'll have some that will have a center runway and then have small islands with poles planted in the middle of them. Those typically rotate every 2 or 3 songs and basically start out naked, they just move/grind/dance suggestively. The runway performances almost always start out decently attired and strip as they go. Then you get to the lap dances. That's where the women will of course practically strip/dance in your lap. Laws vary by state but in Texas there's now a limit of like 6 inches that neither the dancer or the patron is allowed to exceed (the closest you can get is 6 inches apart) where it used to be they could rub their ass right up against your package if they felt like it.
That's a general rundown.
As for what I am looking for.. I'm not really sure. I have the basic ideas down, but I don't know what typically goes on in a strip club.
Layout is good to know.
Did they do anything special for birthday boys/bachelor parties?
Is there a bar? (the ones here are alcohol free places)
Are their private booths?
I guess that's pretty much what I am looking for.
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Layout is good to know.
Did they do anything special for birthday boys/bachelor parties?
Is there a bar? (the ones here are alcohol free places)
Are their private booths?
The usual layout is having a stage or runway where the majority of the girls works. This is usually where they have poles and where the majority of lights is focused. They usually go two to three girls at a time, with the rest either resting, waiting their go on the stage, or working the floor for lapdances.
Word of Caution: They can smell money.
Of course they do. Depending on which bar you go at, you either get one or more of the following: free stuff, free dances or humiliated on stage. Usually, it's the first and third one. Nobody wants to give away dances.
Bars are what defines the club. Usually, an alcohol-free place is full nude where wet bars are just topless. Recently, however, this has changed, with people going either full nude or topless regardless of bar. It was that the place without booze would go full nude to attract more customers. However, many dudes go there just because they're not old enough to go to a bar yet. The girls at a dry bar are usually wilder and hotter, though.
Every joint has a VIP section. Where you go into the back to get your lapdances. Usually every club has a "special room" that they don't advertise. On special occasions, or for those in the know, they send you back there with a Class-A stripper for some barely legal shit.
Okay.
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Layout is good to know.
1) Did they do anything special for birthday boys/bachelor parties?
2) Is there a bar? (the ones here are alcohol free places)
3) Are their private booths?I guess that's pretty much what I am looking for.
1) Some do, some don't. Most can be 'rented' if you call in advance and are willing to spend the cash. Some will give you a comp drink or 2 or maybe a free lapdance (upon verification of B-Day)...
2) There's almost ALWAYS a bar. However there's a difference in 'Topless' and 'Full Nude' bars (at least in Tx). Topless is allowed to serve booze, Full Nude isn't. Most Full Nude strip joints will let you bring in booze, but you have to buy coke/glasses/ice there and it's expensive. Also most places will have a cover charge of some kind. Some of the more 'upscale' (term is VERY loosly used) places will have a lunch buffet of some kind if you come earlier in the day.
3) Again, some do, some don't. There are some places that just have everything out in the open, some will have secluded areas and some will actually have private rooms.
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Bars are what defines the club. Usually, an alcohol-free place is full nude where wet bars are just topless. Recently, however, this has changed, with people going either full nude or topless regardless of bar. It was that the place without booze would go full nude to attract more customers. However, many dudes go there just because they're not old enough to go to a bar yet. The girls at a dry bar are usually wilder and hotter, though.
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Locally, Something like that usually has to do with the area they are in. If the municipality doesn't really want them there the will deny it it's liquor license. I think in some areas whether they go full nude or topless is part of the requirement to get the license (I.e. Full nude is an automatic disqualification). Example is with my town and Hooters, Now Hooters isnt Strip joint, but it still not what you would call a family restaurant if you live above the Mason Dixon Line, But Hooters did want to open a store in our town, but the town didnt want them going in, so they simply denied them their liquor license. Note selling booze makes restaurants a fuckload of money)
and i was the only one who did'nt have fun. i jsut sat at the bar all night talking polotics with the bartender (who did have an exceptional rack).
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Cheater... hehOne that I went to there was a guy there with his GF... he was buying her dances constantly from basically any woman that passed by... At one point she said (a bit drunkenly and a bit too loud) "I hope you have good insurance, I'm gonna brake your pelvis when we get back home". I'd guess she liked it.
Being a prude I stay away from those places and although most would say im a idiot I consider Hooters to be just as bad and of the same caliber (abit smaller).
South Park had a wonderful Parody that showed my point of veiw called raisins recently. If you are doing some kind of paper I'd suggest looking into that episode as a social commentary of those establishments.
Interesting experiences. They both involved a lot of whipped cream and skimpy underwear flying through the air. 
Going into the club, along the left wall is the bar, then the stage takes up the majority of the wall, chairs all around the stage, and tables throughout the rest of the bar. On the back wall, there are a few private booths, where you can have a stripper take you for a private dance (lap dance). There is also a staircase barred with a velvet rope and a bouncer that leads upstairs to a VIP lounge and private rooms.
Onstage there will normally be one girl dancing, but up to three. She'll start dancing wearing very little, and by halfway through the song, she's nude. She'll be dancing around the stage, or use a prop like a chair, a pole, or a horizontal bar above her head. If you're sitting in the chairs around the stage, you can take a rolled up bill, put it between your lips, and then lie down on your back on the stage, and the dancer will take the money from you. If you have a big bill, she'll crawl on over, give you a nice show (straddle your face or fondle her breasts over you) then take your money. Less money gets less show. When the song is over, the dancer is replaced by a new one, and she'll pick up her things, get dressed again, and mingle among the tables.
You'll always have dancers scantily clad coming around to the tables asking if you'd like anything else (a table dance for your group, a private booth dance, etc). A lap dance in a booth is anywhere from $20-$60 depending on where and who, but make sure to agree on a price BEFORE. Where I've been, a private dance starts with the dancer nearly naked, ends with her genetalia inches from your face, and occasionally she's masturbating herself for you as she dances.
Private rooms and the VIP lounge are much more expensive, but they normally entail at least a lot of contact, and depending it can lead anywhere from a manual release from the stripper to sex.
No, Really. Bite me.
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It was also almost 6 bucks for a bottle of water 
but it was fun. I went with my boyfriend and a couple of other people.
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The bouncers would see you and keep you from getting in... not scummy enough.. 
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I snuck in one with my friend Leslie, Krissy, and Leslie's cousin.(who was the only one actually over 18) It was boring. People dancing to crappy music...then it was just like a resturant.
but with pubic hair.
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I snuck in one with my friend Leslie, Krissy, and Leslie's cousin.(who was the only one actually over 18) It was boring. People dancing to crappy music...then it was just like a resturant.
Had to have been a shitty one. Most decent ones do have some odd tastes in music (I shit you not they went from Gangsta Rap to Megadeath to Enigma back to back at one place I was at) but it shouldn't totally suck...
Unless you're in one of the redneck themeed places... then you have girls trying to B&G to country songs and that's just a scary concept.
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But we all know you'd never make it in the door Deth.The bouncers would see you and keep you from getting in... not scummy enough..
Hey I'm working on a goatee!
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but with pubic hair.
And Deth scores!
"It's like a resturant... but with more pubic hair."
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And Deth scores!"It's like a resturant... but with more pubic hair."
can't..stop...laughing...
