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BetaTested
Not gay, but loves the cock!
posted 01-06-2004 08:09:10 AM
To me. I turn 17 today, go me

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bob12121212
Pancake
posted 01-06-2004 08:11:50 AM
I turned 18 on sunday, the 4th.
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nem-x
posted 01-06-2004 08:12:58 AM
My birthday is on the 8th... of August.
Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 01-06-2004 08:21:53 AM
My mom turned 38 for the 5th year running yesterday.

It's amazing, really. She just stopped getting older!

[ 01-06-2004: Message edited by: Monica ]

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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 01-06-2004 08:24:44 AM
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nem-x-chucks, yo!
My birthday is on the 25th... of August.
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Alaan
posted 01-06-2004 08:57:30 AM
quote:
nem-x had this to say about dark elf butts:
My birthday is on the 20th... of August.

And 17 is one of the must uneventful b-days ever in general. All you get is the ability to see R movies on your own.

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Zeke
I am a vampire and
posted 01-06-2004 11:34:52 AM
Once a year we celebrate
With stupid hats and plastic plates
The fact that you were able to make
Another trip around the sun
And the whole clan gathers round
And gifts and laughter do abound
And we let out a joyful sound
And sing that stupid song
Happy birthday!
Now you're one year older!
Happy birthday!
Your life still isn't over!
Happy birthday!
You did not accomplish much
But you didn't die this year
I guess that's good enough
So let's drink to your fading health
And hope you don't remind yourself
The chance of finding fame and wealth
Decrease with every year
Does it feel like you're doing laps
And eating food and taking naps
And hoping that someday perhaps
Your life will hold some cheer
Happy birthday!
What have you done that matters?
Happy birthday!
You're starting to get fatter
Happy birthday!
It's downhill from now on
Try not to remind yourself
Your best years are all gone
If cryogenics were all free
Then you could live like walt disney
And live for all eternity
Inside a block of ice
But instead your time is set
This is the only life you get
And though it hasn't ended yet
Sometimes you wish it might
Happy birthday!
You wish you had more money
Happy birthday!
Your life's so sad it's funny
Happy birthday!
How much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry
So just cut the stupid cake
"Death most resembles a prophet who is without honor in his own land or a poet who is a stranger among his people."
"Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once."
Hime, eien-ni, anata-wo ai-shimasu.
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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 01-06-2004 12:11:48 PM
Bah, I turned 20 on the 3rd.
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Mightion Defensor
posted 01-06-2004 12:15:30 PM
As overheard in Jack Astor's:

"This is your birthday song,
It isn't very long."

Today is Amanda's 25th birthday, too. Rampant optimism will have me calling her after work in order to wish her happy birthday, but her friends have already informed her she's going out tonight for her b-day.

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Ares
posted 01-06-2004 12:18:28 PM
I'm older than you. Uh, Happy Birthday.
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Bloodrose
Pancake
posted 01-06-2004 12:27:42 PM
quote:
BetaTested had this to say about Punky Brewster:
To me. I turn 17 today, go me

quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when The Azure Knight said:
I turned 18 on sunday, the 4th.


Happy Birthday/Belated Birthday to you both.

~That which yields, is not always weak~
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Bloodrose
Pancake
posted 01-06-2004 12:28:40 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Ares:
I'm older than you. Uh, Happy Birthday.

Heh... So am I, though I remember 17 and 18... guess I didn't party enough.

~That which yields, is not always weak~
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bob12121212
Pancake
posted 01-06-2004 12:30:22 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Bloodrose was all like:
Happy Birthday/Belated Birthday to you both.

Why thank you! And, why not, happy VERY BELATED birthday to everyone!!!

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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 01-06-2004 04:34:30 PM
quote:
Azrael Heavenblade stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Bah, I turned 20 on the 3rd.

Pfft, youngun.

I turn 21 on the 15th of August.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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BetaTested
Not gay, but loves the cock!
posted 01-06-2004 04:46:15 PM
I'm glad it won't be a hastle to get into R movies anymore at least. Kind of annoying to have to bring my dad or mom along to a movie they don't want to see because it's only being showed at a theater where their pricks and check ID.

And yea, 17 is pretty uneventful. I don't care about what most people deem a 'special ocasion' exception being things involved in relationships that exclude my family. I'm anti-emotion. It works for me.

Yey, I'm 17, my present from my best friend was a kick in the ass, go me.


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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 01-06-2004 04:56:55 PM
quote:
Hungry Densetsu's account was hax0red to write:
Pfft, youngun.

I turn 21 on the 15th of August.

You're buying then.

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Masamune
Pancake
posted 01-06-2004 04:57:47 PM
quote:
Azrael Heavenblade had this to say about Punky Brewster:
You're buying then.


Buying? Oh forgot the drinking age is higher there.

"Because ten billion years' time is so fragile, so ephemeral...
it arouses such a bittersweet, almost heartbreaking fondness." ~ Now and Then, Here and There

"If history is to change, let it change. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh." ~ Magus

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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 01-06-2004 05:04:35 PM
Heh, its ironic...I'll turn 21 next year, and then spend time abroad in a country where the drinking age is 16.
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 01-06-2004 05:04:41 PM
quote:
The Azure Knight stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
I turned 18 on sunday, the 4th.

Holy cow, you're only 3 days older than me.

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Masamune
Pancake
posted 01-06-2004 05:06:06 PM
quote:
Kalculus Kid or Mathinator or Waisz wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Holy cow, you're only 3 days older than me.

you were born on new years?

"Because ten billion years' time is so fragile, so ephemeral...
it arouses such a bittersweet, almost heartbreaking fondness." ~ Now and Then, Here and There

"If history is to change, let it change. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh." ~ Magus

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Holden
French Cocksucker
posted 01-06-2004 05:06:38 PM
So entering our birthday into the profile did nothing?

"America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you..."
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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 01-06-2004 05:18:03 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Masamune wrote:
you were born on new years?

Wrong direction, kid...Take a look at his profile, his b-day is tomorrow.

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Masamune
Pancake
posted 01-06-2004 05:19:09 PM
quote:
Azrael Heavenblade probably says this to all the girls:
Wrong direction, kid...Take a look at his profile, his b-day is tomorrow.


Ah yes, sorry, I mis-read the post.

"Because ten billion years' time is so fragile, so ephemeral...
it arouses such a bittersweet, almost heartbreaking fondness." ~ Now and Then, Here and There

"If history is to change, let it change. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh." ~ Magus

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